Almost Missing

Thank god Eric has resurfaced. He had been missing from the scene for so long, we thought we would have to put his hot bearded mug on a milk carton. In fact it would have looked like this:

HAVE YOU SEEN ME?

ERIC

LAST SEEN: Limping out of the Eagle, due to a foot injury, we assume not alone.

WEARING: Jeans, friendship bracelets, crutches, baseball cap, and a smile.

He enjoys bears, double dutch jump roping, picnics on the pier, and East Village dive bars.

If you have information about his whereabouts please contact GossipGays. There is a reward of a 12 pack of cold Bud Light for his safe return.

HAVE YOU SEEN ME?

To our delight, he has highlighted his mis-adventures in P-Town at his blog KnuckleCrack.

Welcome Back Stud.