All we have to say is DAUYUM! It's about time things started heating up this dodgeball season. Guess it was just everyone trying to put on their game face in the first week, because finally people started to loosen up in the second week and things went from 1 to HOLY SHIT last night at Stonewall. The usual array of rainbow colors filled the Tony Dapolito Center for second week of the Fall season, but the true colors of everyone came out at the after party.We think we see a trend this season, it seems like the flip-cup table is home base for a clever game titled Truth or Dare flip-cup. Basically you don't want to be the one still trying to flip your cup when your team loses, because you may be forced to get naked, makeout with someone, lick someone's nipples, armpits, or various other parts, or perhaps do a hot ass strip tease to the player of your choice. Come to think of it, what is so bad about this game anyways?!
We heard last night's best dare could possibly have been the topper of all oral fixations. It seems a little foot sucking went a long way for one of the newbies last night (can we say how tasty some of them look)! One of the vets got a little *choked* up and took toe tasting to a new level when he couldn't get enough of a certain someone's savory big toe. We always knew those dodgeballers were light in the loafers. xoxo
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You forgot about a certain strip tease that brought down the house at the end of the night!! Shame on you gossipgays!
Who are the cute newbies? We want names!
The newbies seem a bit full of themselves this season.
There was a hot newbie, I think his name was Matt, who was shirtless for a good amount during one of the flipcup games and boy has nothing to be ashamed of!
Mikey needs his own Superlative this year:
"Most Likely to Put Anything in His Mouth"
I mean, if putting a sweaty post-play foot in your mouth doesn't get you an award...
I am happy to say that they were both my teammates!!! Kevin is the newbie's name. Eastern Bloc always brings their A game!
yummy Kevin
Yummy? How about gross! Seems like he's going to take the "Slut" superlative this season, CONGRATS on that!
OMG, last night was flippin' crazy!!! I thought I'd seen it all this summer but aparently not... I love to see the antics of "Dare" flip cup...
And fyi, not all of the newbies are full of themselves... so take it down a notch.
Yeah lets keep the hating down to minimum. Everyone still getting to know each other so lets not pass judgements.
i'm sure Anon 7:11 is some bitch who Kevin isn't into. Cuz he IS yummy, so this person was probably just burned.
For the record, I'm not anon 7:11. I'm staying waaaaay out of this one. New Jersey out.
is there bad blood there Carrie? not sure if anyone was calling you out, but you might have just done it yourself!!
From fists to feet, nothing is safe from my mouth.
I will have to agree that the newbies this season are far more... confident than we were last year. Just means we vets have a better challenge at keeping them in line.
And as for Kevin: don't talk smack about my teammates. He's a sweet guy; hardly a "slut" at that. And trust, I know slutty... :)
xoxo
I'm new to this, but i'm wondering why everyone's being so cunty all of a sudden... call me naive but I thought dodgeball was about fun.
7:11 dont be jealous just cause Kev's havin more fun than you... tsk tsk jealousy is not a good color on you!
I agree w/ Mikey and coming from one slut to another...the club is always accepting new members!
xoxo
There's definitely Pro - Slut and Anti-Slut contingents forming within the League.
I'm gonna have to declare myself Pro-slut and question the reasoning of our counterparts.
Anon 8:35 brings up a good point. Doesn't anyone remember their history? Slut persecution has been going on for years, and is only now getting national attention. It's all fine and dandy that laws have passed in almost every state helping stop slut discrimination in jobs, but what about same slut marriage? Barely any states recognize that. I will not settle for slutty domestic partnerships.
I think what we need is a Slut Equality March at the next dodgeball after-party. That'll open some people's eyes and hopefully some people's legs. Sluts are just like everyone else, and deserve to be treated the same and should be allowed all the same rights as non-slutty people. I mean, get with the times people! There are openly slutty people in politics, the entertainment industry and even some of the most successful people in America are now coming out as sluts. When I was a kid we barely spoke the word "slut" but now, because of groundbreaking television shows like "Sex and the City" we had entire series about sluts.
All I am saying is that we have a black president today, and who knows in a couple years we could even have a slutty president! As long as we keep an open mind, and plenty of alcohol on hand, we sluts will someday earn the equality non-slutty people have enjoyed for the past 200 some years in this country.
God Bless America and Dodgeball.
Slutty President, haven't we had that? JFK and Billy Boy Clinton? If they dont join our march I will protest...
Ok, seriously Mikey that was the funniest shit I have read in a real long time. Damn, you hit the nail on the head. I will be the first one in line at the Slut Equality March with my sign proudly saying "God Loves Sluts Too"!
We're Here. We're Sluts. Get Used to it.
Hmm...could use some work.
Mikey u dont need a march to spread my legs.
anon 11:34 agreed
I read this website and I get turned on...
then join Dodgeball!
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