There is a debate that rages on every season, and believe this if you can, it isn't for "who is the biggest bottom". With every season comes a smattering of new and often delicious boys and girls, and for some reason you dodgeballers devour them like they are a buffet in the Plano, Texas. So the question is which newbie has captured the hearts and attention of BAD! this season? We think we have finally found our answer.
At the
Eastern Bloc karaoke afterparty on Monday we practically fell off of our stool when Michael M from
Cubbyhole got up to sing his pretty little heart out. Granted we had always had our eye on him on the court, but he rocked out to Alanis on the mike and somehow managed to get even hotter. So now the debate begins, is there a newbie hotter than Michael or has he signed, sealed, and delivered a love letter to your heart as well. xoxo
There is a debate that rages on every season, and believe this if you can, it isn't for "who is the biggest bottom". With every season comes a smattering of new and often delicious boys and girls, and for some reason you dodgeballers devour them like they are a buffet in the Plano, Texas. So the question is which newbie has captured the hearts and attention of BAD! this season? We think we have finally found our answer.
At the Eastern Bloc karaoke afterparty on Monday we practically fell off of our stool when Michael M from Cubbyhole got up to sing his pretty little heart out. Granted we had always had our eye on him on the court, but he rocked out to Alanis on the mike and somehow managed to get even hotter. So now the debate begins, is there a newbie hotter than Michael or has he signed, sealed, and delivered a love letter to your heart as well. xoxo
41 comments:
You got it all wrong. This guy Trevor is the hottest and apparently everyone was on his jock Monday....
http://www.facebook.com/home.php#/profile.php?id=122801093&ref=ts
Kevin from eastern bloc - shirt = yummy!
No - you guys finally got it right. He's by far the most attractive newbie we've had in a long-time. Too bad he's married!
I dont know, I think I would have to agree with 12:23... I cant really think of any other newbies at this point, but I am pretty sure Trevor beats most of them out by far... no offense to anyone else, he's just... hott!(IMO)
However, just as an aside, I think some of those "oldie but goodies" are hott too.
This is silly. They all win. Everyone is hot. It's like a 50-way tie.
I give it 45 minutes before someone says something mean and then everyone else jumps to his defense, proclaiming how amazing he is.
Snooze.
Actually there is a young guy named Rob on the American Apparel team who is a little full of himself, but oh so cute.
from what i hear everybody agrees with you.so what are we going to do about it?i say if you want something more interesting heres your chance.not only do we have an afterplay next week we have a masked party.group dare stop playing safe and spice it up!
Has anyone been paying attention the yellow team? There is a tall dark glass of water with dreamy blue eyes and I would hit that in a nanosecond.
Anon 4:25... Snooze indeed. You're 100% right, as we saw with the post immediately after.
You guys have it all wrong. The hottest d-baller isn't Trevor, or Mike, or Rob, or any of those. It's Koray.
I am in love with Mezzano. Does he have a bf?
Oh, who went home with handsome Trevor?
Another scratch on the head board! Till next week...
Everyone is entitled to a favorite, but favorites or not, BAD is a hot-ass league and there's about a dozen guys I actively beat off to on the reg. If only I didn't have a bf - it's the only thing keeping me from walking around with pants around my ankles.
Tsk, tsk, tsk Gossip Gays... You're making decisions FOR us now? This isn't a Gaytatorship it's a Gayocracy and *tap tap* I'm over-ruling you. Mike may just be one of the hottest things to pass through the hollowed doors of the Tony Diapolito Center, but how can we say he is the only newbie worth our attention? Plus, he's taken so *YAWN*
What about Dan on Boy Butter? Or Jeff on C-IN2? Or Jesse on DTox? Or Trevor on Duplex? Or Ryan on Eagle? Or Kevin on Eastern Bloc? Or, heck, Matt, Michael, Lukus AND Kirk all from American Apparel??? And that's just the boys (and names I remember; let's not forget "Kid that gives good face", "Hot guy in hat" and "would be cute guy if he just did something with that awful hair.")
So I say revolt against Gossip Gays making the decision of which Newbie is hottest. I believe we should leave it to the League to decide. How you may ask? Ultimate Elimination Dare DDR Flip Cup: Vets Vs. Newbies. The last newbie standing (or the first on his back) deserves the crown...
Viva La Revolution!!
"Hollowed halls"--love it. Nothing hallowed about them, but it's true that halls are, by definition, hollow.
@Anon 10:26 - I give you three paragraphs of comment gold and the best you can do is go after a grammatical mistake? Joke. Sliver platter. Here! Come on, you can do better than that.
Torrance has it right. There are a lot of hotties this season. Vets and Newbies; however, it is more than a little hard to resist those hot newbies. There is more than one I wouldn't mind getting to know on various levels. They are all so sexy in their own ways. The overall sexiness seems fairly well balanced across the teams this season.
OK Time Out--
Ultimate Elimination Dare DDR Flip Cup: Vets Vs. Newbies. The last newbie standing (or the first on his back) deserves the crown...
This could possibly be the most ingenious idea this site has ever mustered, and I for one would love to see this happen. Next Monday. All or Nothing. No Holds Barred.
-- Time In
I actually think the hotness of the newbies this season is lacking compared to the hotness of last season's newbies. Sure, there's a cute one here or there but we have to remember that they're no less crazy or filled with baggage than anyone else in the league. The only thing that makes them different is that they're 'new.' I also don't think they're as friendly as last season's newbies were. They all seemed filled with a liiiiittle too much 'tude. Still - TREVOR! Marry me!
To: 11:51
Re: Newbies hotness lacking
Newness is sexy, that can't be argued BUT to say that the newbies are lacking...makes you sound like a bitter veteran who can't score any newbie ass.
PS: You probably don't stand a shot with Trevor
Anon 11:51 I tend to disagree, I like my boys sassy. A little 'tude aint never hurt no body-- unless they asked for it ;)
@ Torrance and Zack - I'm always down for a good game of flip cup. Bring it on baby!
Oooo girl! Two snaps to the queen in the back!!!
Work! Anon 12:23
@ anon 11:51
You're right, I don't stand a chance with any newbies yet, somehow I managed to go home with one Monday night...
Oh JP, I'd love to get to know you and those big ole arms... Meet me in the locker room after the game.
And as a captian, I would be more than happy to organize Ultimate Elminiation Dare DDR Flip Cup. We're at View Bar next week so shouldn't be hard to make this happen.
Who's in?
We are gonna have to do it another Monday, cause handsome Trevor is not gonna be there! And we all want him to be.
somebody post a pic of Trevor - I gotta see this guy. also, what color shirt does he wear?
To hell with Trevor, give me Chance any day of the week.
Note, the author of this post may or may not be Chance.
I was having a hard time expressing how deeply I feel for newbie Mike, so I wrote a few haikus.
Mike may be married,
But his boyfriend is hot too.
Menage, anyone?
When I feel pretty
I think of Mike Mezzano
Then I feel depressed.
Trevor. Kevin. Okay.
Not as cute as newbie Mike
I die. Bananas.
I'm in love anon 2:59. You taken?
Love the Haikus, love the topic, love the Rachel Zoe reference. I'd like to die in your arms tonight Anon 2:59.
@Anon 2:59 You've totally made my day!!!!
So are we back to being slutty dodgeball? cause it was touch and go for a while and that had me worried.
As my client Michael is concerned, while he enjoys being fawned over, but he is truly upset over the grainy picture in question. Is there not a better one, perhaps a shirtless one, that would better compliment him? He is afraid all of these pressures of being the "next hot newbie" may affect his dodgeball skills next Monday, or worse may cause him to leave his shirt on at flipcup permanently. And NO ONE would want that to happen.
Yes to slutty dball. Next week is gonna be HOT. I'll come in a jockstrap!
I can't even deal with those Haikus right now. Seriously - whoever you are, you need to own up to it because I will buy you all of your drinks at every after party for the rest of the season.
It's me Matt! it's me!
Nice try. You can barely speak English, let alone write Haikus. I'll buy you a drink anyway at the next party because I want to take advantage of you.
Sorry boys. Tempting as the possibility of free drinks is, I'm going to have to keep my identity to myself.
I've missed gossip gays. Freakin hilarious!
I was inspired by the Haikus and thus, thought to mix it up with some Sonnet action. This is for all you hot newbies.
If ever one did know my newbie lust,
Just what ridicule on me would be thrown?
Oh, Michael, Trevor, Kevin tis not just,
How you taunt us all the way to the throne.
Never failing to bat an eye or wink,
Please give more than a flirt for an old vet,
And do never let our wishful hopes sink.
Until that night upon our wishes are set,
Lead us mice onward to the waters edge,
Deep we’ll sink drowning in those dreamy eyes.
Every Monday you push us to the edge.
The hope you will give us that great surprise.
That simple kiss would make my season right.
You sexy newbies, please resolve my plight.
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