This boy has many a hoe
Of all his tricks that are his treats
None of them ever did meet
That is until one day
Things got real gay
And suddenly he couldn't keep them at bay
So he decided, what the hay
Let's have an orgy.
Dr. Suess, eat your heart out. xoxo

7 comments:
Who? when? where? And, Why was I not invited?
i feel like we used to have a SHOT at deciphering these posts.... now i feel like we don't have a snowballs chance in hell.
Who doesnt love a good Orgy?
some guy, who was at some party, left with someone else at that party... How could you not know who they are talking about. Ugh! Use your brains!
This is all we got after the drunken clusterfuck at woody's? Gossipgays, your sauce is weak.
GG, I'm sorry to inform you that your milkshakes may, in fact, no longer bring all the boys to the yard.
Can I just say, the last two comments made me giggle... PRICELESS!
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