Alright, so we know that everyone has a little mean girl in them. Hell we think even Mother Theresa stole bread from her sister and told her to "Suck It" back in the day. Though you guys totally put the mean girls to shame in the comments section of this site. For reals. All the anonymous haters out there are really tearing into people like Regina tore into those high calorie weight gain bars from Africa. You are ruthless, biting, sarcastic, and at times hilarious, and we love that you have such strong opinions. The comments have been one of the most exciting parts of the site this season. The various Anonymous commenters have become the real mean girls. Listen, we agree the gossip this season has been lacking because well there's nothing entirely scandalous to report. No one is working the pole at the afterparties (except Jeff and Will of course), no one is having orgies in the basement of the Tony Dapolito Center, and no one is getting naked and dancing the night away to Britney like you have in the past. Or at least no one is telling us about it. Dare we say this league has become...DOMESTICATED? Ugh, we will have no part of that.
This league is living in the age of Post-GG. It's almost as if the site has become it's worst enemy. While not officially affiliated with the league, this site has over time become synonymous with the dodgeball league it's as if they go together like bread and butter. Everyone is so scared of ending up on here no one does anything crazy any more. We blame there not being enough newbies this season to give the league the spark it once had. How many times can we talk about Symmes being hotter than molten lava and Endre throwing a tantrum on the court? BORING! So guess what if you want this to be fun then give us the dish. Let's speak dodgeball terms: it's a team effort and if you don't put in your fair share then the team suffers. So newbies do something exciting and actually venture out to the afterparties. If you are having a super sexy team date, then tell us the dirty details. We can't do this without you. xoxo
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How about a pole dancing contest between Jeff and Will
if they're the only ones making a scene. Are
they man enough to do it? What do you guys think?
I don't even go to the after-parties any more in fear I'll end up mentioned in GG and then the comments section will become a referendum on my looks/personality/intellect (and I'm ugly/boring/dumb).
I know I'm not the only one that does alternative, GG-free after-events.
Maybe the reason GG has no gossip or only comments on the same people again and again is because those are the only people left that GG hasn't driven away.
I get it--get over it, get a life, blah, blah, blah. Yes, fair. I'm sensitive, and I'm also interested in fun, relaxing times. I choose not hitting the after-parties anymore. I'm grateful to have that choice.
So, go on, tear me apart now if you must. But, if you want some real good times, hang out with us. Then you'll have something worth talking about (but no one GG-affiliated will be there to report on it).
@anon 12:50: Only if you tip and tip well.
Some of the girls had a separate post-game get together this week @ Hen's...and it was pretty damn fun...plus, at least Hen's isn't in Guam.
Well I guess Jeff is up for it. Where's the
other one? The better the dance the more
tip cash you get! It's that simple. Cmon. This will
be good. Someone get Will to say yes!
The funny thing is for someone who doesn't go the after parties for fear of ending up on this site, you were the first one to respond!
So what do you do after? Eat dinner, goto bed early, or have book club meetings?
The weight gain bars were form Sweden, get it right GG.
Gee, the lesbians not coming out to play with the rest of us unless its at one of their bars. Is it last season again?
And for real 12:51, if you're afraid of ending up on GG DON'T ACT LIKE A HO AT THE POST PLAY. Do you really struggle that hard with not blowing a stranger in the bathroom when you got a bar?
Sorry for the quick double post, I stopped reading in the middle of to make the last one.
wow, this league has gone downhill
Chance, I've gone to the majority of the after-parties, which have been at guys bars...And I've spent most of the time during those parties playing flip-cup with "the rest of you" guys. So I don't think that's fair.
I can't confirm this or not, but as for taking tips, I hear Mikey gave Will a nice one for his pole performance. The pics, which I know exist probably show the tounge Mikey slipped Will, and it wasn't mouth on mouth tounge action happening in Will's undies. GG, find the pics. I'm just sayin...
And when the girls do go out separately, it's not some exclusive secret lesbian society. They make it known where they'll be and invite boys too. Just giving people options.
Nicole, why did you even respond to Chance? As usual he knows not what he is talking about. He is to be ignored and avoided always. I for one stay at least 10 feet away from him for fear that some of his negativity will rub off on me.
Chance, make sure you curse in your response about how I am a coward for posting anonymously. Also make sure you type in caps so everyone knows how angry you are, ok?
Kisses
Oh, how cute, it thinks it people. And please, continue to stay at least 10 feet away, in fact, why don't you just not show up anymore. I'm pretty sure no one will miss you.
she stopped coming to dodgeball after parties last season and then came back and....
"all of her hair was cut off and she was totally weird, and now I guess she's on crack."
@12:51, I think what you said is absolutely right, but what about making your group a little more inclusive. I'm not attacking you I'm just saying, I think things like the pier date that Weeks organized was amazing (not scandalous) and it allowed me to remember why I joined DB. I know first hand how ruthless people on here can be but what about all the others.
By the way, if it's who I think it is, I dont think you've ever been scandalous. ;)
@Chance, Nicole's right they have been coming out and thats not really fair. Also, we go to a lot of "man" bars and theirs no real interest in it for them. So it should be ok for them to not attend every once-in-a-while. Again not attacking, just being fair.
2 Sides,
You're 100% right about inclusivity. It'd be nice to have an event where everyone is free to be as scandalous as they want without fear of judgment or publicity. Could be fun to set up a GG-free zone, where people can drop trou, pole-dance, spin bottle, truth, dare and whatever else comes to mind. Hernando's Hideaway, anyone?
XOXO,
Anon. 12:51
i like the idea of dodgeball getting freaky and keeping it among the league. what happens in dodgeball stays in dodgeball perhaps? this public site just, well, makes the league look juvenile and sad. we used to be the cool league.
Have you seen the other leagues? The Rugby League is for meatheads, the Volleyball league is well...the ugly, and the Football league can't substain members because they are all too busy breaking all of their bones. We are by far the coolest league in the city, and the cutest.
and we're a bunch of catty bottoms who weren't kool in high school and trying to make up for it.
well, that's what other leagues say about us.
3:59
Speak for yourself. I am a top and the most popular person at McKinley High. There goes your theory...
How did this fight start. Plus there are
like 3 different conversations going on at once. One about a contest. One about the pole dancer getting tongued and the other about the drama or drama-less action at db. Nobodys getting hurt, let's all just be nice and have a knock down drag out db fight on the court. Balls to the face and stripper contests at the post parties
I will say that the lesbians KNOW how to party. We would be doing the same thing if we were at only lesbian bars every week. I commend them for putting up with us at the gay bars and i want to join them at the lesbian bars. Thats all.
Anger only comes from taking this site too seriously. Its all in fun!!!
and ps... oh my god, i love your skirt? Where did you get it???
so...the only reason dodgeball exists is to hookup with newbies? that's pathetic
Scotty E- Props to you. And Anon 4:12...for real...if only all of this aggression were put to good use on the court...
P.s.-It was my mom's in the 80's. "Vintage".
i feel like those who care this much are those who need to go out and be social or get some...i mean seriously, asking "OMG WHAT HAPPENED IN THE LAST OUTING"...why don't you just GO to the after party and find out yourself...
you want to hear about action? go get some
seriously, sad...
Ugh, Scotty E I have to also agree with you. Who the hell really takes this site seriously. If you are really upset or freaking out about it, then don't play in the league. There are about 100 other people who would gladly love to join (and apparently were turned away last season). They would also probably come out after and wouldn't try to find "alternative" after-parties. That's a load of bullshit in itself because there is someone going out of their way to plan events for the league and you aren't going to them on purpose to go knit or something else lame. Seriously if you aren't having fun then there's a good chance we aren't having fun playing/drinking with you!
Being a former child pageant runner-up, I have a strong affection for world peace. It's in my role as diplomat/stylist that I come to you now.
In a way, both sides are right:
On the one hand, words do hurt.
On the other hand, so does a big fist up your ass.
The best way to get through either scenario? Just breathe, baby.
I am with Anon 4:12, how did this turn into a fight? And furthermore, why is everyone so angry. Put the fangs away and retract the claws gurls, Anon 12:51 has the right to be offended. Let him/her be... if he/she enjoys the actual sport and the company of a few and it's worth $100 to him/her then thats their right. Why does everyone feel the need to be in attack mode all the time. Jesus Christ!
Strange Bird - We have to see these pics!! Who's got them??? CONFESS!!
"so...the only reason dodgeball exists is to hookup with newbies? that's pathetic"
So I'm not the only one who feels like he has to go home and scrub my skin with bleach to get the gutter slut off me after a visit to the post-play party?!
For real fellas there's more to life than sex with total strangers
We need to change up the after parties. They've just started feeling REALLY cookie cutter. You there will be flipcup. You know exactly who you'll see, what they'll be doing, who will stay out later than everyone else, etc etc...
I don't really have a suggestion on how to change it up. Not that I think it's "broken"... it's just, well, predictable. We're a creative bunch of people. We can do better!
I know who had those photos. I wonder why they haven't surfaced!
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