Wednesday, October 20, 2010

Spotted: Cover Boy

Spotted on the cover of Next Magazine this week: Mario from Oasis



Looking damn good, but do you think the carrot is a little phallic? Ok, ok we get the hint! You ain't going on the cover of Next Magazine without taking off yer shirt or other things....

See that's more like it! We could eat you up with a spoon and a fork. We really didn't know what you were hiding under that neon orange shirt. Trust us it aint doing you justice, you should just go shirtless every week. Although...can we discuss the mohawk? xoxo

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

he looks delicious. i luv black c@$k

-vanessa

Anonymous said...

That's not Vanessa! She likes to scissor, not suck.

Anonymous said...

Funny, I heard Vannessa just blows.

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