From Our Hag To Yours - How To Keep Her #2

Weekly advice from a girl who has been around.

This Week's Edition: Ways to treat your chief hag.

Tip #2) Try your best to sometimes do things that she likes. Every great fruit fly loves to go to gay bars, but from time to time, humor her and go to a straight bar (without complaining). It will make her feel validated and appreciated. Straights tend to have a lot of open bars, so you might not even have to buy overpriced drinks like we have to at The Ritz.

AND its always entertaining to try and "turn" straight boys! But whatever you do, make sure you don't try to steal the boys we are trying to keep straight. We have to draw the line somewhere.