There was only one woman in a field of newbie boys vying for the crown of hottest newbie, and gossipgays could not be more excited to name Ruby the hottest newbie of season 4! She narrowly beat out Carrie 2.0 and Mikey F. for the prize, but in the end she came out swinging and fought for it. That being said, we totally get that we couldn't include every newbie, and we saw some harsh words in the comment section for the poll, and while yeah we left off some hotties we plan to give recognition where recognition is deserved. Starting with...
Best HHB (Hidden Hot Body) of any newbie goes to JP of WOOF! He may also be quiet and unassuming, but lord have mercy, when he takes his shirt off we think an angel gets it's wings. He's also half decent at dodgeball, doesn't that score him bonus points as well?
Looks the hottest in a hat goes to Michael M of Splash. He is always giving you the best hat look he can pull off, and when he's not shamelessly flirting on the court, he's shamlessly flirting off it. Just our kinda guy.

Best tattoos of any newbie goes to Brent of the Legally Blondes. He has two of the sexiest tattoos on his forearms. It's not in english so we are still trying to translate it, but we think it means Could Go All Night Long.
Sexiest Eyes goes to Conti of WOOF! He just looks at us and we melt. He's got a rocking body, a hot piercing on the back of his neck, and he's one of the nicest guys in the league. Now if we could only get him shirtless in flip cup...
Could drink you under the table goes to Mr. Wind of Stonewall. First of all he's from the south so you know he can drink. Second of all when he's on your team in flip cup, you best be ready to kick some ass. He's hella fun, totally cute, and if he gets drunk enough that sexy southern drawl comes out and we melt. We also love him in those orange shades.
All around hottest goes to Symmes of WOOF! I mean three people off of the WOOF! team made our special recognition tribute to the hottest newbie, did we not call it back in March? First of all we love that he is giving us those come hither eyes and sexy straw look in the picture. Second Symmes just is the whole package. He's so ridiculously hot that you want to show him off, but also so ridiculously nice that you could bring him home to mom, who doesn't want that in life? xoxo
Thanks to those who voted.
10 comments:
Michael, I'm coming after you! You ready?
I guess number 8 only worked for Diana Sawyer... :(
No. I'm sorry, but JP is BUSTED. Symmes, on the other hand...
HAHAHA "Number 8", good one...
Um, I think I just fell a little in love with Conti. He definitely would've won my vote in the poll!
Anyone know his story? Single? Taken? Slutty (fingers crossed)?
I heard Conti's a doctor, so a hottie and smartie. I just wet my seat.
Conti is single but a little crazy.
Conti is a sweetheart! Not my cup of tea, but cute. And yes he is a doctor, single, and likes to have fun. Love him!
And JP is not busted! I would like to see what the person who wrote that looks like. He also is such a nice guy and adorable.
I can give you some dirt on many players I've had (Conti included and other vets)
hahah I'm curious as to why you went all the way back to Spring 09 to post this comment. Furthermore, I am intrigued at the fact you called Conti out specifically.
No one likes a cock tease, so if you have dirt spill please.
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