The Hunkiest Catch

Looks like Bird's the biggest catch (with Koray and Sergio giving some serious competition), and we promise you he ain't the deadliest catch. The only question now is, would you order this catch of the day? xoxo

Catch Me If You Can

Our next poll is going to be "Who Is the Best Catch" in the league, and you can take that literally or figuratively. So sound off and let us know who we should include. xoxo

Super-Freak

The results are in for who you thought was a freak in the sheets, and in a surprising victory...

It looks like Chance took it down!

He narrowly beat out Knyko and B Chen for the win. We think that Chance may have some explaining to do. xoxo

Who Whore It Better: Drag Edition

RuPaul's Drag Race has entertained us almost as much as the after-parties have this spring. Although we aren't sure which gaysian is more fierce: Brian or Jujubee? We have been totally Team Tyra all the way this season, but Jujubee can work it out with the best of them. The same could be said about Brian on and off the court as well. Which of these two do YOU think could lip synch for their lives better and not fuck it up? xoxo

Freak Me Baby

On the court, people are ruthless, aggressive, and completely competitive. Off the court, it seems like a totally different person because they will chat you up, play flip-cup, eat pizza, and gossip about the night's play. Two completely different personalities. So for our next poll, we wanted to see who YOU thought probably seems nice when you meet them, but is probably a freak in the sheets. Tell us who we should include in our poll, then YOU can vote on who you think is a real super freak. C'mon, don't we all love someone who can be a real lady on the streets, but a freak in the sheets? xoxo

The Lovliest of Ladies

It was a tight race for the "Lovely Lady" contest but it seems that Stacey from Eastern Bloc was the fan favorite. She and Niki from Cubbyhole were neck and neck for a while, but ultimately Stacey ran away with the prize. If you don't know Stacey we are sure you have heard her at Tony Dapolito. She's on Eastern Bloc and if you haven't heard her "Bottom, Bottom, Top, Top Eastern Bloc" come out of her mouth at some point this season then you may be deaf.

That being said we are happy Stacey can now join the ranks of Mezzano and Cutrone of being some of the hottest and most popular of dodgeballers this season. Not bad company if you ask us, for once we think the public got it right. xoxo

Mezz-Merizing

So we asked which guy was the hottest newbie this season, and well, it was a fight to the finish. While Gary from D-Tox fought the good fight, somehow Seth from C-IN2 came and stole his tap dancing thunder. Seth managed to squeak by Gary this week to come in second place, but even his squeaks couldn't stop Mezzano from cinching the title. Mike from Cubbyhole has been a fan favorite on gg this season, and if this poll is any indication, he is runaway train with no signs of stopping. A HOT runaway train at that.

With every poll closing, comes another poll opening. We are looking at all of the male vets and wondering which ones make YOUR blood boil? If you have any nominations, please throw them into the ring and we can start the poll with your suggestions so we don't leave anyone off *this time*. Please comment away and let us know who has been your flip-cup obsession, which guy you would totally bootycall at the end of a late night, and which one gets you so hot and bothered you turn into a blubbering mess on the courts. On second thought, maybe we just need to know which one you think deserves the title of Sexiest Vet. Keep the messes your little secret. xoxo

One Big Happy Dysfunctional Family

So we have seen the message boards literally explode over the past weeks, and some of it is totally deserved. Like how the HELL did we leave off Lukas, Chris, and Kirk off the Hottest Newbie poll...we will forever feel shamed. But just remember at the end of the day you guys are one big dysfunctional dodgeball family. You can say whatever you want about somebody, but just remember you all play at the Tony Dapolito Center every Monday and you will all eventually drink out of the same flip-cup at the afterparty. You all probably will also compete for some trick's affections at the end of the night, but just like on the courts, the competition is fierce but all is fair in love and war.

We are about to do something that we never thought we would do, but we are going to quote Star Jones. When asked about her often turbulent relationship with the other ladies of The View she stated: "We fight a lot, you know, but that's family. We may be dysfunctional but we're still family." Translation: "We may hate each other and talk bad behind each others backs, but god damn someone else try to mess with any one of us, we won't be afraid to cut a bitch." We couldn't agree more. xoxo

Hot Stuff

So we had a poll of which team was the hottest this fall in the league, and what do you know the American Apparrel team won that shit hands down. We have never seen such a commanding lead taken in a poll on gossipgays, ever! We have to give the Cubbyhole team some credit for attempting to de-throne the Angels of their title, but alas, they could only muster half of the votes. So do you think AA has the hottest team this season, or was Cubbyhole robbed? We think America may have finally gotten a vote right for once. xoxo

Smells Like Team Spirit

We know that we totally thought WOOF! was the hottest team in the league last year, but we are curious what YOU thought of each of the teams. While we totally would bang several people on every team, we wondered if there was a team more bangalicious than WOOF! or if they are the cat's meow. xoxo

Biggest BAD! Ass

We asked the burning question of who you thought was the best dodgeball player this season, and you answered. Eduardo of Pieces can be rest assured no one wants to be on the receiving end of his throws. From Day 1 he has been a spit fire on the court, and there are more than a few people who have the bruises to prove it. He has made a name for himself in the league, and if you have hung out at any after party you should know he is one of the nicest and most endearing people in BAD!

That's not to say we still wouldn't want to be in a showdown with him next season, but we do like to drink and dirty dance with him after the games. Symmes and Monica rounded out the poll taking second and third respectively. We personally think everyone in BAD! is amazing, but sometimes certain people are just a tad more amazing than others. We just hope Eduardo doesn't get too cocky next season because there is always someone bigger and better who will come along and get him the very same bruises he inflicts on others. Karma's a bitch. xoxo

Best Dodgeballer Poll

These guys and gals played a mean season, and they fought hard on the court of the Tony Dapolito Center, and now we want you to tell us who you loved..or loathed.

We know at teams their hard throws or articulate catches could have frustrated you during the season, so we thought it would be fun to post pictures of their *ahem* alter-egos. That's right sometimes you play the part of the villian, and sometimes the hero. But c'mon doesn't every good story need a villian? xoxo

Sexy Can I?

We can't say we are surprised, I mean we have been obsessed with him since God created dodgeball, but he can add another trophy to his already crowded mantle. Gilbride housed the competition to become the Sexiest Male Vet of Spring '09, and the competition was fierce. What started out a two horse race between Gilbride and Endre, quickly became a fight to the finish as Leven came out of nowhere and commanded the poll over the weekend. But Gilbride fought back, gritted his teeth, and texted his all of his old tricks to vote for him. We could have called it from the beginning. He was the cutest vet last season, and we profiled him back last fall, so needless to say he is one of the most popular, hottest, and loudest people at the Tony Dapolito Center on Mondays. All in all, he has earned his crown and we hope he can defend his honor next season.

What did surprise us was the drama going on in the comment section. We thought we were nasty, but you queens were hitting, amongst other things, below the belt. There were some not so nice things said, but it did open our eyes to the fact that you guys want a little more input to these, so gossipgays listened and we are giving you a voice. Our next poll is for Best Dodgeball Player on the court and you get the chance to pick who you want in the poll. You have until tomorrow Friday May 8th at 5pm to either comment in this section (try not to be so anonymous this time) or send an email to BADgossipgays@gmail.com. We will pick the top 10 entries. If you send us an email you can also send us a photo, because Tyra said it best when she said, "Sometimes only you know your best angles". Now if we could only figure out how to smile with our eyes. xoxo

Sexiest Male Vet

Mirror mirror on the way, who is the hottest of them all?

Now that we know how you feel about the lovely ladies, let's get to boys in the league. Understand us when we tell you, we couldn't put EVERY guy from BAD! on here, but we thought we would pick some of the more popular ones with our readers. If there someone you feel is totally sexy and not on the list, tell us!

JT may have brought sexy back, but these boys are totally keeping sexy around. xoxo

Your Favorite Lovely Lady Vets

We asked who your favorite lady vet was this season, and boy was it a fight to the finish. Mandy from Pets at Play and Esther from WOOF! came out swinging and in the end tied for first. That's right, you queens couldn't make up your minds so we have crowned them both because let's be honest, these two are totally fun.

Of course we have to say, we LOVE all of the ladies in the league. Those gay boys could not be more lucky to have such a banging group of girls to play on the court and attempt to beat in flip cup after. While we wish could give them all crowns, but unfortunately there are too many queens in the league and what the Tony Dapolito Center doesn't need is another broken tiara on the court. xoxo

All My Single Ladies...

Ok we know, not all of these lovely lady vets may be single, but they sure are hot.


That's why we are doing a poll to see which are you favorite!


So make your voice heard and vote for your favorite lady vet. If you have more than one favorite and can't vote for them all (we know we wish we could) then comment and let them know you have their back.

And may the best woman win. xoxo

Getting Lucky

We know everyone loves to get lucky, and what not a better place than the after parties? So we want to know, just HOW lucky are you? Please let us know if you are a sinner, a saint, or just a drunk whore. Take the poll, and make your voice (or life of leisure) be heard. Let's just hope you can blame it on the alcohol and not the raging addiction to the boys and girls of dodgeball. xoxo

And The Hottest Newbie Is...

There was only one woman in a field of newbie boys vying for the crown of hottest newbie, and gossipgays could not be more excited to name Ruby the hottest newbie of season 4! She narrowly beat out Carrie 2.0 and Mikey F. for the prize, but in the end she came out swinging and fought for it. That being said, we totally get that we couldn't include every newbie, and we saw some harsh words in the comment section for the poll, and while yeah we left off some hotties we plan to give recognition where recognition is deserved. Starting with...

Best HHB (Hidden Hot Body) of any newbie goes to JP of WOOF! He may also be quiet and unassuming, but lord have mercy, when he takes his shirt off we think an angel gets it's wings. He's also half decent at dodgeball, doesn't that score him bonus points as well?



Looks the hottest in a hat goes to Michael M of Splash. He is always giving you the best hat look he can pull off, and when he's not shamelessly flirting on the court, he's shamlessly flirting off it. Just our kinda guy.





Best tattoos of any newbie goes to Brent of the Legally Blondes. He has two of the sexiest tattoos on his forearms. It's not in english so we are still trying to translate it, but we think it means Could Go All Night Long.




Sexiest Eyes goes to Conti of WOOF! He just looks at us and we melt. He's got a rocking body, a hot piercing on the back of his neck, and he's one of the nicest guys in the league. Now if we could only get him shirtless in flip cup...


Could drink you under the table goes to Mr. Wind of Stonewall. First of all he's from the south so you know he can drink. Second of all when he's on your team in flip cup, you best be ready to kick some ass. He's hella fun, totally cute, and if he gets drunk enough that sexy southern drawl comes out and we melt. We also love him in those orange shades.


All around hottest goes to Symmes of WOOF! I mean three people off of the WOOF! team made our special recognition tribute to the hottest newbie, did we not call it back in March? First of all we love that he is giving us those come hither eyes and sexy straw look in the picture. Second Symmes just is the whole package. He's so ridiculously hot that you want to show him off, but also so ridiculously nice that you could bring him home to mom, who doesn't want that in life? xoxo

Thanks to those who voted.

Hottest Newbie Poll

Ok so we have a new poll going on right now for Hottest Newbie in the league, and while we may have left a few off of here, we think we got a great selection. Eduardo is currently ruling the bunch in votes, so if you have a favorite then make your voice heard. We are going to include pictures of them for your reference, and remember you only have 3 days to vote so get on it! xoxo