Great Scott!

We wish we could say we were surprised, but someone this funny, nice, and cute like Cutrone only happens every so often. That is our guess for why he won the Hottest Vet award for this season! And deservedly so, he won by just a couple more votes than our runner up Weeks who was neck and neck with Cutrone for a while. But in the end Scott pulled out the leader of the pack, and is taking home the gold. We also saw Aussie Mark putting up a fight for third place, but in the end his C-IN2 teammate won the honors.

That leads us to our next poll, and this time it's ladies choice...
literally. We held off on the girls, but we saved the best for last. If there is a certain female you who is most deserving of the title of 'Favorite Lovely Lady' than make your voice heard. This maybe the hardest vote yet. *UPDATE* - Technology sometimes bites the big one, and that means we lost results from the poll yesterday. It's back up and running now. xoxo

And The Winner Is....2nd Time Around

After being totally j we didn't win an award at the End of the Season bash, we got all agro and decided to make our own awards, The GG's! We asked for you to vote for your favorites, and a lot of you told us who was the hottest and best in BAD! So without further ado, the winners:

Best HHB (Hidden Hot Body): J.P. - for anyone who didn't vote for this unassuming cutie, have you seen him shirtless?

Sexiest Rookie: Conti - we think he is a beatiful addition to an already cute league.

Lady You'd Like To Make Your Lady: Robin - she's hard not to love.

Spunkiest: Carrie 2.0 - might as well just call him Spunky Brewster.

Person You'd Most Like To Be On Your Flip-Cup Team: Sergio - if you see him on the other team, be afraid, be very afraid.

Dodgeballer You Like To Get Drunk With: Paul the Commissioner - we not only think he's hilarious, but we love it when he picks up the tab too.

Makeout Bandit: Mikey - we always knew that hidden talent would come in handy...with half of the league, and we thought we were special!

Cutest Couple: V and Mandy - we like them seperately, but together we love them more.

Most Likely to Sleep With After Seeing Them Play: Cutrone - do we really need to wait until after he plays to want to sleep with him? We think not.

Most Memorable Moment Of The Season: Robin is going to be a mommy - it was the combo of great news and shots that really made it a shining moment in a memorable season.

So did the public get it right? Did your favorites win, or do you demand a recount? Sound off and let us know what YOU think. xoxo

Balls to the StoneWall

We don't even know where to begin about the shit show that was the end of the season party for BAD! on Monday night at Stonewall. There was dancing, there was hula hooping, there was making out, there were awards, there were shirtless boys, there was beer pong, there were rubber balls pelting people in the face, and there was a whole lotta drinking. BAD! celebrated the end of the season as only they knew how to by drinking the place dry!

The night started out innocently enough. Mixing and mingling for the happy hour special, noshing on some catered food, and flirting up a storm. Poppi and Niki served as the hostesses with the mostesses by MC'ing the Trophies (#1st for Gym Bar, #1st for Eastern Bloc for winning tournament), MVP's, and the "fun awards".

You wonder what the "fun" entails? Some of our favorites included the biggest flirts going to Scotty and Ruby, best hidden talent going to Mikey for his amazing, um, skill, best six pack going to Ken, most likely to have team orgy going to WOOF!, and our personal favorite most likely to end up on gossipgays going to one of our favorite newbies Carrie 2.0. Although our favorite line from Poppi was her commenting on Esther's new haircut. We knew you were the funniest person in BAD!

We know those dodgeballers like to throw balls at each other when they are the Tony Dapolito Center, but god, can't you stop throwing them at each other when you are at the after parties? We narrowly avoided our death from all the little red stress balls that were being torpedoed at our faces after the awards (great idea Niki!). While we know everyone in the league has more than a little stress and aggression, perhaps next season we can think of a less dangerous way to take care of this?

We know the night might get a little hazy from this point on for some of the dodgeballers, but we saw Mikey and Mr. Wind, Carrie 2.0 and Danny, Carrie 2.0 and Scotty, Vat and Craig the ref getting quite friendly. We saw Ruby dirty dancing her pretty little heart out with various boys and girls. We gasped at the shirtless hotness that was Leven, Mr. Wind, and Cutrone. Although nothing in the night could quite top the "Thriller" dance performed by Shane, Vat, and a mystery cutie. We are still shaking the glitter our of our hair.

We have give the drag queen downstairs some credit where credit was due. She got the league's resident straight boy Kelly to take off his shirt for a shot. Every time we go to Stonewall, she harasses all of the boys, and usually she gets one to crack under pressure. We are happy she saved the best for last. We saw Gilbride and Erika in deep discussions downstairs either having a heart to heart or plotting away (we believe in the latter), and it was about that time the party started to move on to the after after party at Eastern Bloc.

A good chunk of the dodgeball crew headed from the west to the east and got their karaoke on. It was rip-roaring good time of a night. We saw a lot of familiar faces, hula hooped with the best of them, and eventually called out sick on Tuesday as anticipated. We have to say we might shed a tear next Monday when we have no one to play flip cup with, but alas fall is right around the corner. But let's be honest, our livers would break up with us if we continued to abuse it the way we have this spring, and god knows we need them for next season. xoxo

Sexiest Male Vet

Mirror mirror on the way, who is the hottest of them all?

Now that we know how you feel about the lovely ladies, let's get to boys in the league. Understand us when we tell you, we couldn't put EVERY guy from BAD! on here, but we thought we would pick some of the more popular ones with our readers. If there someone you feel is totally sexy and not on the list, tell us!

JT may have brought sexy back, but these boys are totally keeping sexy around. xoxo

Say What?

Get ready to caption this! What do you think Cutrone said that had Dom and Monica rolling on the floor? xoxo

Karao-Gay

Last Monday, BAD! got their dodgeball on, and it was craziness on the courts. Every team was fighting mad, and as usual the games were fierce. Gym Bar still continues to dominate the season just ahead of Stonewall, and as usual swept all 6 games. According to the standings they are the ones to beat this season, and with only about a handful of weeks left in the season, someone needs to knock them off their pedestal.

The after party was a rocking good time, and for a change on the east side at Eastern Bloc. Not only was there karaoke to be sung, but there was a mini flip cup table, where not a whole lot of flip cup actually happened. We hear there was a dirty game Shoulders 1, 2, 3 where if you didn't follow the rules you had to take a drink and kiss the person to your left. Let's just say it got pretty frisky, pretty fast.

So everyone had a turn at unleashing their inner Beyonce and stepped up to sing some karaoke. We heard Eduardo do "La Isla Bonita" (how very latin of him), Big Vinny and Niki tackle "Love Shack", Cutrone belt it out on "Sweet Caroline", and we were introduced to Freddy (a non-dodgeballer) who single handedly slayed "Georgia On My Mind". All in all, we were quite impressed by music skills on everyone, but we think you shouldn't let your dreams go of ruling at the Tony Dapolito Center any time soon.

Naturally there was a pole, and of course the dodgeballers were dancing the hell out of it. We saw quite a few people take a turn on it, and we found it entertaining that when James the gym teacher and his crew mysteriously disappeared and reappeared all red eyed and cotton mouthed grinding on the pole. Guess for some it just takes a little liquid courage, and for others an herbal refreshment. We have to give kudos to Kelly who mastered the pole again, with the help of a certain lady friend. We believe a pole is where Kelly was born.

It was quite the surprise when Justin Bond, of Kiki and Herb, sauntered into Eastern Bloc and mixed and mingled with the league. By mix and mingle we actually mean sit in the back and stare at the drunken shenanigans going on around her. We do have to give her props where props are deserved. She belted out one hell of a Stevie Nicks tune, and she did it well. She, of course, looked flawless and was gorgeous as a virgin on prom night.

We saw our fair share of makeouts, and we will go on record, and say we have never seen so much tongue at an after party. We don't what was in the water, but we did see one newbie in particular makeout with 5, yes 5!, other guys in the course of the after party. He's ruthless on the court, and a lothario off of it apparently. The after-after party continued on to D-Tox where it only got drunker and sloppier. After a couple of drinks we had to call it a night. We were certain our tongues, and liver, needed a rest if we ever hoped to see the weekend. xoxo

What A Hoot!

So after creeping on facebook, we stumbled upon some interesting pictures. From what we can gather a bunch of our favorite dodgeballers got together at Hooters (?!) to partake in some drinks and girls (?!). While this may seem like an ordinary thing guys who play dodgeball do, we know these boys are not like your typical frat guys. In fact we know for a fact some of these boys were more interested in the other boys in this picture than a Hooter's waitress (well almost all of them except for Kelly). So this raises many questions...

Did these dodgeballers just meet up at Hooter's on a random Monday night because they miss the days of dodgeball past? Well boys, dodgeball is coming back in a big way in less than two weeks so fear not! Granted we don't think Gym Bar will bring you what looks like 50 hot wings, but they do usually have pretty good pizza if you get there early (or if you are like us we always seem to just miss it). Perhaps they met up for a special occassion like...

Kelly's birthday?? How did we miss that reminder on facebook? We are practically beaten over the head with reminders of people you may know from a random night at Woof! or your second cousin's birthday that you can never seem to remember off the top of your head. How the hell did we miss an occassion like this? It seems like a lot of people from the league came out for it too. Which leads us to our next question...

Who the hell are these hot guys? If you look closely at the group picture you see some new adorable faces amongst your old favorites and past tricks. We don't who brought them or where they came from, but please bring them again!! We love that hot newbie Scott C. finally has someone else to sit next to who loves baseball caps as much as he does (don't worry gray shirt likes his backwards!) but we wonder if they can play as good as they look. So we couldn't help but wonder...

Are these new hot guys playing this season, hence pre-season flip cup game? Anybody knows in BAD! you must be as good in flip cup as you are on the court. The two practically go hand in hand. So from the looks of it, those vets may have some stiff competition. Although we must admit, this flip cup didn't look like your grandfather's game of flip cup. No it looks like the stakes were raised...

Have those dodgeballers found a way to merge their two favorite past times: flip cup and making out? From the looks of it backwards hat hottie has found a friend at the flip cup table. Also did Hooter's finally give in to their straight clientele and get a flip cup table? Or have those pesky dodgeballers taken over America's wings establishment with their wicked ways?

Whatever the reason, we are sure there must be more pictures out there. We know those dodgeballers never leave home without their flair and their cameras. If you got them send them in, and if you know what actually went down, please share. We totally are jealous we weren't invited, but from the looks of it, it may have been a little too crazy for even us. xoxo

Just Say Yes!

Honestly, how could you ever say no this face? We sure couldn't say no to our favorite newbie Scott C. Could YOU? xoxo

And The Winners Are...

After being totally j we didn't win an award at the End of the Season bash, we got all agro and decided to make our own awards, The GG's! We asked for you to vote for your favorites, and a lot of you told us who was the hottest and best in BAD! So without further ado, the winners:

Cutest Vet: (tie) PTW and Gilbride - We could not agree more. This killer combo will make you laugh your face off and give you a hard-on. Both equally pleasurable.

Hottest Body: Endre - This picture may not do his big guns justice, but this attractive rookie is hotter than a summer day in Georgia.

Sexiest Rookie: Scott C. - Quickly becoming a newbie sensation this season, we totally have a crush on Scott C. and it seems like a lot of you do too.

Dominates at Flip Cup: Niki -Watch yourself with this girl. She will kick your ass on and off the court. We actually think she got a minor Flip-Cup in college.

Best Dodgeballer: Monica - This bitch's "I Heart Carrie Underwood" headband and two handed throw have become her signature, and boy have some of players tried to throw like her with little success. We love her, but maybe she retire the ref whistle next season. We hate it when she starts to countdown.

Most Fashionable: (tie) Norman and V. - While we have a lot of love for Norman's notoriously short shorts, V's bangs have hypnotized us this season. We think both are totally fashion foward.

Most Memorable Moment: Pole Dancing at Henrietta Hudson's - OH.MY.BLOG. This was the most entertaining, outlandish, and hilarious moment of the season as V, Kelly, and Lori took their talents to the stripper pole. Any reason for Kelly to take off his shirt is reason enough for us to watch.

Best at Open Play AND Most Likely to Sleep With After Seeing Them Play: Kelly - He is one of the most polarizing players in the league. On the one hand he scares the bejesus out of us on the court with his powerful arm. On the other, we totally want to bang him. What's a girl to do?

So did the public get it right? Did your favorites win, or do you demand a recount? Sound off and let us know what you think. xoxo

Hardy-On

We were reading HX Magazine this weekend, looking to see ourselves in the back "Seen" section, and saw an interview with the delicious Tom Hardy from Guy Ritchie's new film "RocknRolla". Apparently he plays gay in the film and gets it on with Gerry Butler (so not fair), but we couldn't help but ponder seeing that pretty face somewhere.

Then we realized he is totally a bizarro for one of our favorite newbies this season, Scott! Gosh, we may even think Scott could be cuter if he said things with a British accent like Tom. Nonetheless we are going to check out the film, and keep checking out Scott's ass at dodgeball.

"Guy Ritchie’s Brit thug comedies have always been blatantly homoerotic, but there’s never been an actual homo in the cockney machismo bad boys’ club. That’s about to change with Tom Hardy’s Handsome Bob in RocknRolla..." Click here to see complete article.