I Ain't One To Gossip: Foreign Relations

Which cunning vet, who's team is anything but steel, was flirting up a storm with a really cute foreign bloke at Therapy? After some intense tongue action at the table, some would call it canoodling but others would call it time to rent a room, they left like two shadows in the night. Guess this good boy isn't so good. Or is it a good girl gone bad? xoxo

I Ain't One To Gossip: Minty Fresh

Well it seems like two unlikely dodgeballers may have gotten quite hot and heavy at Barracuda the other night. This big personality in the league, who has made his presence known at most afterparties, and this usually quiet vet were quite friendly at Peppermint's show the other night. After playing musical chairs to sit next to each other, they snuck out for about 15 minutes together before leaving one after the other. Let's just hope there wasn't big trouble in little China. xoxo

I Ain't One To Gossip: Love Edition

Can you really find love in the dodgeball league? The answer is yes. These two vets, one an agro fast talking stud and the other a quiet self professed comic book geek, have been getting it on since they both left Fire Island. Both of them don't want to call it a relationship, but we think it's only a matter of time. We hear the sex is hot, how could it not be with these two? xoxo

I Ain't One To Gossip: Escort Edition

After gazing scanning through the back of a local fag rag, we thought someone looked awfully familiar. It seems as if someone has what can only be described as a double life. By day you think this person seems like a real 9 to 5er, but at night they are making big bucks offering their "services" with the gentlemen, and perhaps women, who reply. You would never know by the looks of them (built, dark, and sexy *our favorite combo*), but we guess everyone has their own dirty little secrets. xoxo

I Ain't One To Gossip: Tops Edition

Which two pretty popular vets have been hooking up on the DL? You never see them talk at the Tony Dapolito Center and we have it on good authority they are tops (shocker we know). Although it seems these loud mouthed vets hit it off and it *gasp* it seemingly is working out for them. The only problem in this perfect plan may be foiled by the fact that neither can commit. In this crazy dodgeball world, we aren't too surprised. xoxo

I Ain't One To Gossip: Foreign Exchange

Let's see they're both cute and play dodgeball pretty well. They both share a passion for music and foreign lands. They both were very friendly at the gym and left together after Cubbyhole. We should have figured out that it was inevitable these two would find love after the attention they have received from all of the other boys in the league. We just wonder with their thick accents if they can understand what the other is saying. xoxo

I Ain't One To Gossip: Cubbyhole Shenanigans

Grab Scooby and the Mystery Machine, we got a trio of blind items from last night for you. We swear none of these are harder to figure out than The Ghost at Old Creek Mountain. xoxo

1) Which vet last night was hitting on his on every young guy in sight? His mustache may have been a little more Mario than Luigi, but it's still creepy nonetheless.

2) These two fairly hairless vets were all touchy feely in the front of the bar, even though one of them was, ahem, injured. We are sure they may have set up a date to play doctor in the future.

3) These on-again/off-again hookup buddies seemed to be very on again. It looks like the two may have left together again last night, but not without a fight. It seems one of them isn't feeling it, but ends up leaving when they can't find anyone better.

I Ain't One To Gossip: Greek Myths

We always thought that this boy kept all his suitors at bay, like some other auricomous greek legends of yore, but it seems that the second he was single he went on the offensive. Not only was this boy sending naughty pictures to his unavailable crush, it seemed he also hoped those photos would act as a trojan horse to sneak his way into a threesome with this boy and his melodious man. Don't get us wrong, we are sure Hades would have been proud of this boy's motives. It's always the ones you least expect. xoxo

I Ain't One To Gossip: Porn Star Edition

So we have had lot's of people with many professions play in BAD!, but this is the first time we can say that a porn star is playing at the Tony Dapolito Center on Monday nights. He may be a fish out of water on the court because he's a tad older, but he's sweet as peach pie. It's all good because out of his uniform he puts all of the hot young things to shame. xoxo

I Ain't One To Gossip: Party Crashers Edition

It ain't a party if there isn't someone crashing it right? Looks like you dodgeballers are taking this team dating thing very seriously, because we have heard you bitching about people "crashing" your team date nights for the last couple of weeks now. There seems to be a few dodgeballers who take it upon themselves to show up and party with the teams, even though they aren't playing on the teams. Shame on you for not having your own fun team outings. Although our question is this, if you aren't having a party worth crashing, what's the point? xoxo

I Ain't One To Gossip: Bad Santa Edition

Santa Claus isn't the only one who's making a list and checking it twice: which high-flying and extremely competitive vet keeps a list of all his dodgeball sexual conquests on his iPhone and then shares it with other people in a manner of bragging? He's even so organized that he makes a designation as to whom on that list he has "penetrated". We hope he's talking about how he's penetrated their hearts, 'cause from what we saw, that's a pretty long list. We were pretty impressed with how many boys have been "naughty" with this vet. Let's hope the league is getting some penicillin in their stockings this season. xoxo

Just Ass-king

What grown and sexy vet decided to show Urge some Eagle Love by showing them his full moon at the St. Patrick's Day post party Wednesday night? Ass Wednesdays will never be the same, but 10 pts for firmness. xoxo

I Ain't One To Gossip 3-16

Which two teammates were spotted getting quite cozy this weekend at a certain league sponsored restaurant? Some would call it a date, but we think the two got together to "talk strategy". Although we are quite sure strategy was the last thing on their minds. xoxo

I Ain't One To Gossip: Horndog Edition

Well leave it to the league's favorite horndog to get the season started. Horny Harry barely had time to scarf down his pizza before starting to spit game at any newbie who crossed his path. After many unsuccessful tries he lurked around the flip-cup table and went on it his way. See his game may not be on the court, but it sure works off it...well most of the time. xoxo

I Ain't One To Gossip 12-17

Which two vets were all over each other at Monday's festivities? The two were making out hardcore, and then they mysteriously disappeared. Too bad one of them is in a relationship, we thought they were totally hot together. xoxo

I Ain't One To Gossip 12-1

Which two hot newbies were spotted getting pawsy and leaving Hen's together? Two hints: One is brunette and the other's not. Could they have been going home together? Let's hope they both cleared it with their boyfriends first. xoxo

I Ain't One To Gossip 11-16

How about a group blind item? Which newbie was found in very compromising positions this weekend? Our spies attended a certain underground group party and spotted this hot young guy's legs over his head with a lot of admirers around him. His team may not be doing so hot this season, but that doesn't mean he's not red hot. xoxo

I Ain't One To Gossip 11-11

It seems like the spin the bottle flip-cup game was just a warmup to a long gestating crush this fall. One of the people who kept "losing" was just trying to land a kiss on the boy he has been trying to mack on since the beginning of the season. It may have worked since they eventually slipped out together, much to the dismay of many of his other admirers. xoxo

I Ain't One To Gossip 11-5

Which dodgeballer should really calm down on their constant use of Grindr? We have heard from people that the late night booty calls are fast and furious, but when it comes time to put out or shutup our dear friend Grindr Gabe backs out at the last minute. Tsk, tsk Gabe, didn't your mother ever teach you that you shouldn't ever stand up your tricks? xoxo

Mask And You Shall Recieve

So BAD! decided to have a Masked Party and invited everyone they knew, and I don't think they expected the outrageous and often amazing response that happened at The Eagle last night. There were those who spent hours on their costume, those who felt a little frisky and went half naked, and then there was the ode to Lady Gaga. Hands down the most creative and best of the bunch. That is until Ms. Effie walked through the door.

Daaayyuuummm girl. We hardly recognized you. How have you hid this femme fatale for so long? We give props where props are deserved, and all we have to say is she brought it last night. She also won the costume contest, and it looks like she got Jason, who was trying out for the Phantom of the Opera sequel, by her side. Between all of the pizza, candy, and beers, we are surprised we didn't bust out of our costumes. Some people actually had enough room for a little apple bobbing.

That's right it's just like you are in sixth grade all over again, and while we are sure some of the dodgeballers had no problem with getting down and dirty, it's actually a little more difficult that one might imagine. Rob from American Apparel took home the award for most bobs in a dodgeball event. That boy couldn't get his head outside the water. He just kept going in for more, which is totally why we adore him.

As the night wore on, people started to take off their masks and let their hair down a bit. We saw a couple of teammates getting quite cozy, well actually there were three of them at the bar but one of them left, and the two teammates kept going at it. We could hear Eastern Bloc shouting about something, will they ever shutup?

We saw a newbie in a phantom mask on top of a certain WOOF! member towards the end of the night, and we won't get into what we experienced on the second floor. All we will say is that if you wanted to know why The Eagle is the dirtiest gay bar in Manhattan, the second floor was proof!

Overall we had a blast, and well let's just say everything got crazier at the afterparty at Barracuda. Why is one party not enough with you people? We took off our mask and headed home because if there isn't anything scarier than having a Halloween party at the Eagle, it's realizing the next morning that the trick you brought home doesn't look so great without a mask on. xoxo