The Hey List

Has Ms. Effie clawed her way to The A List or is she merely trying to get in on a picture with Ryan from the show at a recent benefit? Whichever it is, we are glad this girl knows how to work her angles. xoxo

So Hard To Say Goodbye

We didn't want this to happen,

But you shouldn't feel sad.

We had a good time together.

Just remember, remember, all the times we shared.

It's not that we don't love you deeply

You were our tricks

It's just that we're feeling there's so much more

Waiting out there for you and us.

You know what they say, go out on top right? This site has been quite the wild ride, and we are happy that you were along for it. While we aren't affiliated with the league, you could call us fans of it. We guess all good things must come to an end at some point. Effie - this one goes out to you. xoxo

End of the Season Treason

Hey Lukus here, and you may remember from the American Apparel team aka Princess Power (miss you guys!!), and I am going to be taking a look back at the shitshow that was the End of the Season Dodgeball party. Memories may be hazy, but I have the lovely Cinderella to help me and you piece together the night. And what a crazy night it was, well let's see where to begin??

Well there were girls! Cinderella had a crush on the one in middle, but don't tell anyone.

And of course there were boys. The middle finger was not appreciated! You ruined a photo of some of the hottest guys in the league! Shame on you, Cinderella will tell her stepmother on you!
And of course who can forget Ms. Effie, aka Kiki, doing her rousing rendition of "And I'm Telling You" from Dreamgirls. This was a season in the making moment, because duh her name is Ms. Effie. Keep on rocking it out!

The board talked and gave out awards. Cinderella and I can't believe these people run our league, cater to our drunken antics, and come back to do it again next season. They must have a glutton for pain! Or have a constant thirst for beer.

Eastern Bloc came and cheered, chanted, and then they sang a song about dodgeball that sounded familiar. They even gave gossipgays a shout-out! Cinderella was mad she was left out of the song.

Aw Carrie 2.0, don't cry over your mirror. You are still pretty. Wait, doesn't a broken mirror mean 7 years of bad sex or something? You may wanna find a way to break that curse, and fast!

So Cinderella and I don't exactly know how all of the dirty dancing started happening, but man people were getting DOWN! Niki is showing Koray who is boss and taking control of that hot turkish ass.

Cinderella was surprised that Michael C knew how to get that low?? Just enough stomach to make all the boys go crazy, your mother taught you well!

Wow this is a Cubbyhole sandwich I want to be in! Between Mezzano, Niki, and Jay I wonder if there's any room for a pickle? Mine of course.

Cinderella likes to call this hot picture of Trevor and I "Having a blonde moment". If this were the 50's we would be dreamboats or something.

So when people weren't dancing their asses off, they were showing a lot of love in the form of kisses. Boys kissing boys, girls kissing girls, boys kissing girls, I mean nothing was off limits. Especially for Koray!

Jacob - we see you too! We totally blame the shots Ciniderella kept doing with these two for this kiss.

This picture is so hot, when it hit the internet it caused a small forest fire in Central Park. Cinderella offered you lucky boys a coin to flip to see who could bottom first.

We told you! Boys kissing girls! What you didn't see was Niki's hand up Cinderella's ball gown. Sneaky devil.

Ok, listen Vanessa, Cinderella and I like Mandy a lot. So it weirds us out to see you kissing someone else, especially someone we don't even know! Who you be mystery man?? Cinderella is steamed and she is ready to take off her one glass slipper and throw it at that mystery man so run for cover.

Wow a 4 way kiss, is this a picture from the next episode of Jersey Shore? Well at least Craig the ref looks like he is having fun! Cinderella approves.


It was a crazy night indeed at Therapy, but it looked like all of you dodgeballers had mucho fun. All of this kissing and dirty dancing really got Cinderella all fired up. You can see how my night ended for myself. Cinderella took full advantage of me, and then her princess friends joined in, and well, I did things that would make even Mickey Mouse blush. xoxo

Mask And You Shall Recieve

So BAD! decided to have a Masked Party and invited everyone they knew, and I don't think they expected the outrageous and often amazing response that happened at The Eagle last night. There were those who spent hours on their costume, those who felt a little frisky and went half naked, and then there was the ode to Lady Gaga. Hands down the most creative and best of the bunch. That is until Ms. Effie walked through the door.

Daaayyuuummm girl. We hardly recognized you. How have you hid this femme fatale for so long? We give props where props are deserved, and all we have to say is she brought it last night. She also won the costume contest, and it looks like she got Jason, who was trying out for the Phantom of the Opera sequel, by her side. Between all of the pizza, candy, and beers, we are surprised we didn't bust out of our costumes. Some people actually had enough room for a little apple bobbing.

That's right it's just like you are in sixth grade all over again, and while we are sure some of the dodgeballers had no problem with getting down and dirty, it's actually a little more difficult that one might imagine. Rob from American Apparel took home the award for most bobs in a dodgeball event. That boy couldn't get his head outside the water. He just kept going in for more, which is totally why we adore him.

As the night wore on, people started to take off their masks and let their hair down a bit. We saw a couple of teammates getting quite cozy, well actually there were three of them at the bar but one of them left, and the two teammates kept going at it. We could hear Eastern Bloc shouting about something, will they ever shutup?

We saw a newbie in a phantom mask on top of a certain WOOF! member towards the end of the night, and we won't get into what we experienced on the second floor. All we will say is that if you wanted to know why The Eagle is the dirtiest gay bar in Manhattan, the second floor was proof!

Overall we had a blast, and well let's just say everything got crazier at the afterparty at Barracuda. Why is one party not enough with you people? We took off our mask and headed home because if there isn't anything scarier than having a Halloween party at the Eagle, it's realizing the next morning that the trick you brought home doesn't look so great without a mask on. xoxo