End of the Season Treason

Hey Lukus here, and you may remember from the American Apparel team aka Princess Power (miss you guys!!), and I am going to be taking a look back at the shitshow that was the End of the Season Dodgeball party. Memories may be hazy, but I have the lovely Cinderella to help me and you piece together the night. And what a crazy night it was, well let's see where to begin??

Well there were girls! Cinderella had a crush on the one in middle, but don't tell anyone.

And of course there were boys. The middle finger was not appreciated! You ruined a photo of some of the hottest guys in the league! Shame on you, Cinderella will tell her stepmother on you!
And of course who can forget Ms. Effie, aka Kiki, doing her rousing rendition of "And I'm Telling You" from Dreamgirls. This was a season in the making moment, because duh her name is Ms. Effie. Keep on rocking it out!

The board talked and gave out awards. Cinderella and I can't believe these people run our league, cater to our drunken antics, and come back to do it again next season. They must have a glutton for pain! Or have a constant thirst for beer.

Eastern Bloc came and cheered, chanted, and then they sang a song about dodgeball that sounded familiar. They even gave gossipgays a shout-out! Cinderella was mad she was left out of the song.

Aw Carrie 2.0, don't cry over your mirror. You are still pretty. Wait, doesn't a broken mirror mean 7 years of bad sex or something? You may wanna find a way to break that curse, and fast!

So Cinderella and I don't exactly know how all of the dirty dancing started happening, but man people were getting DOWN! Niki is showing Koray who is boss and taking control of that hot turkish ass.

Cinderella was surprised that Michael C knew how to get that low?? Just enough stomach to make all the boys go crazy, your mother taught you well!

Wow this is a Cubbyhole sandwich I want to be in! Between Mezzano, Niki, and Jay I wonder if there's any room for a pickle? Mine of course.

Cinderella likes to call this hot picture of Trevor and I "Having a blonde moment". If this were the 50's we would be dreamboats or something.

So when people weren't dancing their asses off, they were showing a lot of love in the form of kisses. Boys kissing boys, girls kissing girls, boys kissing girls, I mean nothing was off limits. Especially for Koray!

Jacob - we see you too! We totally blame the shots Ciniderella kept doing with these two for this kiss.

This picture is so hot, when it hit the internet it caused a small forest fire in Central Park. Cinderella offered you lucky boys a coin to flip to see who could bottom first.

We told you! Boys kissing girls! What you didn't see was Niki's hand up Cinderella's ball gown. Sneaky devil.

Ok, listen Vanessa, Cinderella and I like Mandy a lot. So it weirds us out to see you kissing someone else, especially someone we don't even know! Who you be mystery man?? Cinderella is steamed and she is ready to take off her one glass slipper and throw it at that mystery man so run for cover.

Wow a 4 way kiss, is this a picture from the next episode of Jersey Shore? Well at least Craig the ref looks like he is having fun! Cinderella approves.


It was a crazy night indeed at Therapy, but it looked like all of you dodgeballers had mucho fun. All of this kissing and dirty dancing really got Cinderella all fired up. You can see how my night ended for myself. Cinderella took full advantage of me, and then her princess friends joined in, and well, I did things that would make even Mickey Mouse blush. xoxo

The Morning After

So last night's end of the season dodgeball party was as crazy as expected. There were awards, there were shots, and there was lots of love from everyone. We made it out to Cubbyhole for the after after party, but from there it gets a little hazy. We just hope no one's night ended like this. xoxo

3rd Annual GG's

BAD! may be having their end of the season awards party tonight at Therapy at 7pm, but we at gossipgays have our own awards to tend to, The GG's. With the overwhelming response the last couple of seasons, we have decided to have continue the tradition. You know the drill, YOU vote on the winners, and WE post the results. So take a second and comment on your favorites, while we reflect on all of the drunken times we have shared together. xoxo

Best HHB (Hidden Hot Body)?
Spunkiest?
Lady you would most like to make your lady?

Most agro on the court?
Person You'd Most Like To Be On Your Flip-Cup Team?
Dodgeballer You Like To Get Drunk With?
Makeout Bandit?
Cutest Couple?
Favorite team?
Most Likely to Sleep With After Seeing Them Play?
Most Memorable Moment Of The Season?

Name That Ass

We noticed a trend in some of the pictures that were shot for the team pictures. There were several mysterious backsides between the team shots but we have NO clue who the proud owners may be, so we need YOUR help. Scooby Doo was too expensive and Sherlock Holmes was all the way in England so we need your sleuth skills to figure the Mystery of the BAD! Backsides.

Well this is someone from Therapy and from what we can tell they are a little pale. Perhaps a nice trip to Mexico after the season is over could fix that problem?

Whoever this Stonewaller is knows her angles! We are guessing this butt has seen an episode of Top Model, and from the looks of it (and those biceps!) there maybe more than meets the eye.

Whichever Duplexer this is sure was NOT happy about the way things were going down on the Tony Dapolito courts. Notice the angry hands on the hips pose, and from the small waist we are guessing this could be a pocket gay.

We love how short the shorts are on this Eastern Bloc player, but they may be a TAD too small. The panty lines in this picture are raging, but who doesn't mind an ass that goes on for days.

Aw, the calm serenity of asses. Crisp and classic black and white, this feels like a nice fine wine.
Whoever owns this hot ass should know that we like that it's not too flashy or trashy. It looks just right. xoxo