30 and Dirty

In case you didn't hear....

Yup Weeks is turning 30! We would usually say he's going to be 30 and dirty, but this guy was dirty long before 30. Yet, somehow he still looks young enough to get carded at a liquor store (we hate you for looking so damn hot). Wait, you didn't hear it was his birthday? You didn't get a facebook message reminding you about his Pool Party, that isn't exactly a Pool Party??

Our facebook has been peppered with incessant messages/wall posts from him harassing  reminding us about his big day. We also have been getting texts, phone calls, and we think we even spotted a plane flying over NYC skywriting about the big day today.

So remember to tell us all the scandalous stories, because if the past repeats itself there will be plenty of dirty things going on. Just don't be too hungover for open play tomorrow, no one likes a messy queen. xoxo

Sticks and Stones

Well Stonewall started out innocently enough. A nice game of flip-cup in the corner, some harmless dancing on the other side, the old Eastern Bloc team making a scene with their weekly and highly annoying chant, and several dodgeballers carrying around pitchers of $10 beer. Yup, sounds like your typical Stonewall after-party for the season. There was love in the air as we watched our fair share of couples finally making good on all of that sexual chemistry that had been building since the beginning of the season. Rachel and Nicole getting down and quite dirty by the flip-cup table, Weeks and newbie Andreau making an impromptu trip to the bathroom together, and then there was the spectacle that was our favorite pocket gay and the guy with the Bo Sox hat.

Yup PG Tim is back this week, and he was ALL OVER Bo-Sox Boy on the couches. One minute they were making out, the next they were dry humping each other, we kinda felt like we were watching a Bel Ami video, right before it gets to the good stuff. Good for PG Tim though, last season we hardly could pick him out of a crowd, and now he's putting on a show that had all the boys jealous they weren't getting the same kind of attention he was receiving. We know there were phone numbers exchanged but we don't think they ended up sharing a cab. There's always the weekend...

The Bingo mistress downstairs did her best to get those dodgeball boys shirtless and drunk on shots, and it worked for some. Jeff G looked plenty blizted, and quite nice shirtless we must add, but when we saw him run to the bathroom after taking that shot, we knew it could only be trouble. It was at that point the after-after party kicked into high gear and headed to WOOF! It had been a while since we smelt the sweet sweet smell of sweat and leather. It was then that we knew the dodgeball after parties were finally kicking it into high gear and for the first time this season, it felt like the stuff newbies had only heard stories about. xoxo

End of the Season Treason

Hey Lukus here, and you may remember from the American Apparel team aka Princess Power (miss you guys!!), and I am going to be taking a look back at the shitshow that was the End of the Season Dodgeball party. Memories may be hazy, but I have the lovely Cinderella to help me and you piece together the night. And what a crazy night it was, well let's see where to begin??

Well there were girls! Cinderella had a crush on the one in middle, but don't tell anyone.

And of course there were boys. The middle finger was not appreciated! You ruined a photo of some of the hottest guys in the league! Shame on you, Cinderella will tell her stepmother on you!
And of course who can forget Ms. Effie, aka Kiki, doing her rousing rendition of "And I'm Telling You" from Dreamgirls. This was a season in the making moment, because duh her name is Ms. Effie. Keep on rocking it out!

The board talked and gave out awards. Cinderella and I can't believe these people run our league, cater to our drunken antics, and come back to do it again next season. They must have a glutton for pain! Or have a constant thirst for beer.

Eastern Bloc came and cheered, chanted, and then they sang a song about dodgeball that sounded familiar. They even gave gossipgays a shout-out! Cinderella was mad she was left out of the song.

Aw Carrie 2.0, don't cry over your mirror. You are still pretty. Wait, doesn't a broken mirror mean 7 years of bad sex or something? You may wanna find a way to break that curse, and fast!

So Cinderella and I don't exactly know how all of the dirty dancing started happening, but man people were getting DOWN! Niki is showing Koray who is boss and taking control of that hot turkish ass.

Cinderella was surprised that Michael C knew how to get that low?? Just enough stomach to make all the boys go crazy, your mother taught you well!

Wow this is a Cubbyhole sandwich I want to be in! Between Mezzano, Niki, and Jay I wonder if there's any room for a pickle? Mine of course.

Cinderella likes to call this hot picture of Trevor and I "Having a blonde moment". If this were the 50's we would be dreamboats or something.

So when people weren't dancing their asses off, they were showing a lot of love in the form of kisses. Boys kissing boys, girls kissing girls, boys kissing girls, I mean nothing was off limits. Especially for Koray!

Jacob - we see you too! We totally blame the shots Ciniderella kept doing with these two for this kiss.

This picture is so hot, when it hit the internet it caused a small forest fire in Central Park. Cinderella offered you lucky boys a coin to flip to see who could bottom first.

We told you! Boys kissing girls! What you didn't see was Niki's hand up Cinderella's ball gown. Sneaky devil.

Ok, listen Vanessa, Cinderella and I like Mandy a lot. So it weirds us out to see you kissing someone else, especially someone we don't even know! Who you be mystery man?? Cinderella is steamed and she is ready to take off her one glass slipper and throw it at that mystery man so run for cover.

Wow a 4 way kiss, is this a picture from the next episode of Jersey Shore? Well at least Craig the ref looks like he is having fun! Cinderella approves.


It was a crazy night indeed at Therapy, but it looked like all of you dodgeballers had mucho fun. All of this kissing and dirty dancing really got Cinderella all fired up. You can see how my night ended for myself. Cinderella took full advantage of me, and then her princess friends joined in, and well, I did things that would make even Mickey Mouse blush. xoxo

Great Scott!

We wish we could say we were surprised, but someone this funny, nice, and cute like Cutrone only happens every so often. That is our guess for why he won the Hottest Vet award for this season! And deservedly so, he won by just a couple more votes than our runner up Weeks who was neck and neck with Cutrone for a while. But in the end Scott pulled out the leader of the pack, and is taking home the gold. We also saw Aussie Mark putting up a fight for third place, but in the end his C-IN2 teammate won the honors.

That leads us to our next poll, and this time it's ladies choice...
literally. We held off on the girls, but we saved the best for last. If there is a certain female you who is most deserving of the title of 'Favorite Lovely Lady' than make your voice heard. This maybe the hardest vote yet. *UPDATE* - Technology sometimes bites the big one, and that means we lost results from the poll yesterday. It's back up and running now. xoxo

Spotted: Jock-a-thon

Looks like BAD! was had a jock itch to fix. They were representing at a Jock-a-thon event with gay sports teams from all the city. Our question, with that many athlethic hot boys in one room, how come we weren't invited? xoxo

Just Dance!

To say that the XES after party on Monday was the most dancing those dodgeballers have done all season would be an under- statement. The tournament may have been quite stressful for the whole league, but most of the teams headed to the after party and danced their tails off to take off the edge. We are guessing the cheap drinks and flip cup helped with that as well. We were quite surprised how many people came out, and since it was the first time an after party was at XES we were a little leary at first. Madonna changed all of that!

We are of course referring to the Vogue-off that happened between Salcito, Carrie 2.o, Leven, and Shane. It was like we were in the House of Ninja in the 90's tripping on E! The DJ was slamming Top 40 hit after hit after hit. Britney, The Pussycat Dolls, Kylie, and the list goes on and on. Once the huge patio closed after 10, everyone got together, had some pizza, and started dancing. There was no stopping them either, they used the tables as their own personal runways and as Paula Abdul stated danced like there was no tomorrow.

When the dodgeballers weren't dancing, they were partying. We saw Eastern Bloc taking some shots to celebrate their tournament win, we saw Eduardo getting quite cozy with Leven and V canoodling with Mandy, Weeks showed us a picture of his new cute boyfriend, we finally saw the WOOF! team half naked including Esther who was one of the first ladies in the league we have ever seen in a bra at the bar dancing, and lastly we saw lots and lots of confetti.

When XES kicked the dodgeballers who were raging at 2 AM, Osada led the pack to View Bar for WOOF! and it was all a little hazy from there. Sadly the dodgeball season may have come to a close, but the league has one last chance to live it up at next week's season ending party at Stonewall. We can only imagine the insanity, and inevitable hangover that will haunt us on Tuesday, but they are nothing compared to the season ending party. We can't guarantee you won't get blackout drunk, but we can guarantee you will have the best time of your life. xoxo

Sexiest Male Vet

Mirror mirror on the way, who is the hottest of them all?

Now that we know how you feel about the lovely ladies, let's get to boys in the league. Understand us when we tell you, we couldn't put EVERY guy from BAD! on here, but we thought we would pick some of the more popular ones with our readers. If there someone you feel is totally sexy and not on the list, tell us!

JT may have brought sexy back, but these boys are totally keeping sexy around. xoxo

Just Got Paid!

We always knew Weeks was hot from the very start, but little did we realize BAD! would profit off of his hot ass! Last week BAD! made a killing thanks to Weeks at the Bachelor Auction. The competition was hot, and the wallets were open, but it was Weeks who had all of the daddy's in suits reaching for their pacemakers to bid on a dream date with him.

So here's how it went down, basically every LGBT sports league and organization got a booth and the chance to pimp out one of their hot players in order to raise money for their organization. Every, and we mean every, organization was there from Cheer NY to Broadway Bares to the hot ass Rugby league and even the gay Wrestling league was there. Who knew this city even had a gay Wrestling league, and um, if you know where they practice please email BADgossipgays@gmail.com!

We spied Niki, Monica, and Dom on pimp duty at the BAD! table. They were introducing Weeks to any guy in a suit who looks like the recession hadn't hit them yet. There seemed to be several wealthy gentlemen and dollar signs in the pimps eyes. The BAD! crew talked a mean game and at the end of the day we think it worked out for Weeks who was totally playing the role of the shy guy with the bulging biceps. The usual crew of BAD! misfits showed up and started to have a cocktail or two so you know those bitches were loud and the bidding began.


The competition was stacked and the shirts were flying off of the contestants. Weeks was up against Ronnie Kroell from the Bravo reality show Make Me A Supermodel !! How do you beat someone who took off their shirt in every Chelsea boys home already?? J.P. started the competition and made some decent change for Out Astoria, but Weeks took the cake with making BAD! $900, the third highest amount of the night. Ronnie Kroell managed to get two guys to each bid $2000 on his supermodel ass, but it was Broadway Bares made our mouths drop with an astounding $2900 for their organization. While we know it's quite the expensive date with a very hunky vet, we are totally sure Weeks is worth every penny. xoxo

It's A Bachelor Party

So we think God finally stopped listening to Margaret, and started listening to gossipgays for once. Our prayers have finally been answered because you can officially go out on a date with Weeks...for a price.

The Men Event is having a bachelor auction with all of the different gay sports leagues putting up their finest for charity. All the money that Weeks gets for the date goes directly to the Big Apple Dodgeball league, and we hear if the guy is cute enough, Weeks will put out. Ok maybe we made that last part up, but a girl can dream right?

Location: Dave and Buster's (W. 42nd street between 7th and 8th)
Date: TONIGHT Wednesday, April 22
Time: 6:00 PM - 7:30 PM Cocktails (Meet the bachelors)
7:30 PM Auction begins

We also know JP from WOOF! is being auctioned off for Out Astoria, and he's definitely yummy as well. Even if you don't plan on bidding, come out get your drink on and see Week's hot ass make some money for BAD! In case you are wondering what that fine ass looks like (*cough cough* #1), we can help with that! xoxo

Truth or Gay?

How did those dodgeballers end up at a (gasp!) straight bar for their usually pretty gay after parties? That's right the league headed uptown to 123 Burger, Shot, Beer ($2 shots and $3 beers may have helped this cause) and discovered it was straight and there were no hats allowed. What kind of bar doesn't let people where hats, isn't this a free country? Drinks were flowing, and those newbies were flirting shamelessly with the vets, and trust us they didn't mind.

We saw Weeks, Sanchez, Benji, Sergio, and Osada with an interesting mix of newbies pounding shots. While this wouldn't usually raise a red flag, we noticed several of them blushing and getting quite friendly with each other. We can only hope it was a nice game of truth or dare, how very 8th grade of them. Sadly there was no flip cup, but we did see a lot of flirting which is always nice, and by the time midnight rolled around and the burger sliders were being burped up we saw people started getting a little frisky. Although we did come to the conclusion that we think Kelly finally got his wish for his choice of a straight bar after dodgeball and who knew the drinks would be cheaper? xoxo

Le Cage Aux Follies

Who watches the dodgeballers? We do obviously, and boy did we watch a lot happen on the first night of season 4 on Monday. A lot of teams are really good, and a lot of newbies are really cute! While some have already started getting acquainted, most of them came ready to play (with each other).

Stonewall took the night winning all 6 games, with Gym Bar, Caraway & Sciacca, and Eastern Bloc hot on their tails. Can we also say we are loving the names of teams this year. We are curious, what is your favorite team name though? Comment away!

While we headed over to Henrietta Hudson's for the after-party we nearly squealed when we saw a table full of pizzas. The fat girl inside of us completely indulged, and we were happy to oblige her. Over on the flip cup table, things started getting a little frisky (par for the course). We saw some forced kisses, and some who took it to a whole new level. We gotta give Zack and Vat props for properly ruling the table, and for showing some much needed skin!

We kinda love that someone thought it would be fun to squeeze as many dodgeballers in the cage as possible. We aren't sure exactly how many fit in, or where some people's hands were wandering, but it sure made for great bar fodder. It was after this that we start to see some unneccessary arm touches and long gazing stares happen, and we knew some people were getting lucky.

We did see some tape on Craig's finger at the bar and it looks like he may have been injured on the court. Shocking we know. We hope he didn't get it from what looks like a bar fight with Benji, who we are convinced looks like a 70's porn star with that handlebar mustache. We also must compliment Natalie, a cute newbie, who stayed on the flip cup table and dominated! Niki you may have some stiff competition this year.

As the night winded down he saw our usual cast of characters make their exits, tricks in tow. Surprisingly a lot of newbies have gone home with other newbies. Apparently the veterans may be old news, or just plain old. Whatever the case, we are sure all of that will change next week. xoxo

Out in the Open

Technically the dodgeball season hasn't officially started, but BAD! had their first night of open play on Monday, and apparently LOTS of people showed up to the Tony Dapolito center. Over 120 people came to try out and play, which is more people than were in the whole league last season.

To say the gym was full would be an understatement. To say that there were a lot of hot newbies would also be an understatement. There were so many hot boys, even the locker room felt crowded (not that we were complaining).

The new executive board at BAD! (Paul the Commissioner, Weeks, Sanchez, V, and Jess) ran the show, and with 14 teams playing, there was definately a little down time. The open play in the front gym was fun, and a tad chaotic, but when some poor unsuspecting girl caught one of Monica's torpedo throws, well we haven't heard that much cheering since Madonna's concert last summer!

We loved seeing some of our old favorites vets (Norman, Niki, PTW, Molly, RJ and Thom) and some of old favorite newbies (Scott C., Scott E., Kelly). Techincally they aren't newbies any more, they have officially joined the ranks of the vets in our books.

The after party was held at Stonewall and the flip cup game was on. The crowd was not as hectic as it was at the gym, so that meant more time for flip cup! It was like we had never left. There was double fisting and dancing at the table, but we guess the real action was happening off the table!

There was a group of some veteran boys who decided to play the age old game of "who has the bigger balls" literally. One by one they whipped out their sacks and compared to see who was 'bigger'. We just hope no one was taking steroids because we all have heard the old wives tales about what happens to your balls when you are on it. The most shocking part of the whole experience was the people who had the biggest and smallest were ironically on the same team last season.

Also there was some arm wrestling going on in the corner, and of course we had to watch. Jen the Gladiator was taking girls down left and right. You would think girls would learn that if she is tough enough to compete on "American Gladiators", she could probably kick your ass in arm wrestling.

The after after party continued at Woof! but we had to call it a night. It is only the first open play of the year! All in all a good time, and we hear there are more open plays this month. Although at the next afterparty we totally plan on winning the "who has the bigger balls" competition. xoxo