And The Winners Are (Fourth Annual GG's)

So what maybe we didn't win an award at the End of the Season bash, we decided it was best to create our own so here are the 4th Annual results for the The GG's! We asked for you to vote for your favorites, and a lot of you told us who was the hottest and best in BAD! So without further ado, the winners:

Hottest Newbie: Mark "Butter Me Up" L-Streth

Listen, we all know he hides behind a backwards cap, but honestly, where in god's green earth did you come from Mark? We are soooo happy you look just as good out of your shirt as you do in it.

Vet Who Still Makes Your Heart Flutter: Mezzano

He still looks as damn good as the first day he walked into the Tony Dapolio Center and got all the dodgeball boys panties in a bunch. Now we just have to do something about that pesky boyfriend.

Lady You Would Most Like To Make Your Lady: Mandy and Esther (tie)

Now now ladies, there is more than enough love from all the boys to go around, so please share.

Most Agro On The Court: Dom

We never like to be receiving end of one of Dom's throws, but when we are we just run for cover. Please stop making Dom mad so he stops throwing so hard.

Dodgeballer You Like To Get Drunk With: Chance and Wind (tie)

You queens practically named every dodgeballer in the league for this category. These two can sure hold their liquor, and we are sure they close down the bars on most Mondays too. Our kinda guys.

Makeout Bandit: Kevin M

They don't call him Kiss Me Kev for nothing! Perhaps you have been on the receiving end of one of the many kisses he's given, and if so can we ask if he's a good kisser? Inquiring minds wanna know!

Cutest Couple: Jerry and Matt

Does it get any better than these two boys? We just wet our seat a bit when we saw this picture, but if they are taking applications for a third, step in line bitches.

Favorite Team: Henrietta Hudsons

Who doesn't root for the underdogs? They had a lot of heart and it showed!

Team That Drives You Nuts: Bonobos

You queens really weren't fans of this team, but we didn't think they were so bad. Well except that they bitched about every call...but then again what team doesn't?!?

Most Likely To Sleep With After Seeing Them Play: Symmes

This bitch is fierce on the court.

But see he looks so innocent and cute off of it. We like this version of him sooo much better.

Best Moment Of The Season: Halloween Party

Yup, it was fun, drunk, and well this picture pretty much sums up how hot everyone's halloween costumes were.

That ladies and gentlemen concludes our winners. So did the public get it right? Did your favorites win, or do you demand a recount? Sound off and let us know what YOU think. xoxo.

How It All Went Down

What a fight to the finish it was! Penelope snuck right past Gym Bar to snatch the first place prize from them and took back the bragging rights from Eagle for being the biggest and baddest team to beat this Fall in the league. Eduardo's team Cubbyhole took a well deserved second place after practically tasting the victory of first place for several weeks, but it all came down to games and the fact that each and every one count. Rock Bar settled for third after climbing the charts, while poor Gym Bar fell from grace and landed with a thud in fourth. Boxers rounded out the top 5 teams and it looks like the tournament is just around the corner. Henrietta Hudson's could never come out of last place this season, and we know that every season has that one team that can never catch a break. So the real question is do you feel the rankings are right? Was this season more fair than previous seasons? Were the teams fairly matched? Weigh in on the season and let us know what YOU thought of the shenanigans and how everything went down. xoxo

Bring It Back

We insist, no we demand, that you bring back the golden era of Truth or Dare Flip Cup. It seems like it has been years since it has graced a dodgeball after party and tonight could be the PERFECT place for it. Just think Henrietta Hudson's is a stones throw away from the gym, the ladies will be in full effect, and did we forget to mention there is a stripper pole for your enjoyment? It got quite the work out back in the day. If these aren't all reason enough, let's just say the cute factor of the league is off the charts, and with a couple porn stars added to the mix, it could get quite interesting. We also think the pitchers will be dirt cheap, all the more reason to spin that bottle and wait to see where it lands. xoxo

Trend Spotting: Dating Teams

We have discovered why there is a lack of hookups this season at the after-parties! It's because whole teams are going on dates with each other. It all started with a simple karaoke date between Penelope (or as we call them Penny's) and Henrietta Hudson's, it spiraled into a super secret hush hush brunch date between Penny's and Eagle, and now we see Eagle and Eastern Bloc are laughing over margaritas at Blockheads!

Guess the after-parties aren't where you are finding the action these days, it's when teams fall in love with each other and only hang out on the sly. Well, if you haven't started dating a team you better hurry up. It looks like Eagle and Penny's are trying to corner the market and date the whole league. xoxo

Just Like Last Season

Another Monday come and gone, another Tuesday morning we curse our drunken antics from the night before. If you feel like you have been by a ton of bricks and your eyes look like two piss holes in the snow, it's probably a morning after dodgeball. That's right it was the second week of the Spring season at the Tony Dapolito Center, and shit started to hit the fan last night. The girls brought their A-game last night! Did you see Henrietta Hudson's totally come back from the dead against Project Sandwich? Not only did Niki manage to take on an entire team with her amazing ability to catch anything that comes in her direction, but she saved the day by getting in all of the hunky guests in the lobby.

Speaking of Henrietta Hudson's, last night's after party was off the chain. The after party was up to it's old tricks again, pun intended. Between the flip cup and the dancing, we forgot how much fun the after parties could be. We saw several boys getting very cozy and we think it was a good night to get to "know" all of the hot newbies in our league. Sadly the pole and the cage went untouched, but we think it's only a matter of time before they get a good workout. Baby steps people, baby steps. xoxo

The Spy Who Loved Us

We always knew Esther had it in her and she showed us last night at Henrietta Hudson's. We secretly think she had some top secret military training in her past tucked away somewhere. She would make the perfect spy - pretty, unassuming, and DEADLY. xoxo

BAD! Bar Crawl

Not that you need to give them another reason to drink, but it looks like Thursday may be the new Tuesday this week for those dodgeballers. It looks like their sponsors have opened their doors to dodgeball debauchery on a (gasp!) non-Monday night! Here is how it's going to go down:

What: Bar Crawl
When: Wednesday, April 29

[START]
6:30p @ Henrietta Hudson's 438 Hudson St at Morton St)
7:30p @ Cubby Hole (281 W. 12th St. at 4th St)
9:00p @ Stonewall (53 Christopher St near 7th Ave. South) *$5 Cosmo special*
10:30 @ Pieces (8 Christopher St. near Gay St.) *$4 well drinks*
[END]

We hear there is more info on drink specials and new stops to come! So if you feel like you would love to get to know some of BAD! crew a little better, with alcohol being the social lubricant it is, then head out to any of the various stops. As long as Poppi isn't pouring the drinks, we'll promise your boss you'll wake up for work the next day. xoxo

How Low Can You Go?

Wow oh wow. There are certain dodgeball after parties that go down in the books as pure mayhem. Just when we didn't think the dodgeball after parties could get any wilder, they always do. From the stripper pole to the cage dancing at Henrietta Hudson's last night , we never thought we would see anything get crazier...at least until the limbo started. xoxo

Post Play 4-20

Tonight's festivities will be going down at Henrietta Hudson's (438 Hudson St. at Morton St.). We hear there are$3 taps and specials on beer pitchers, and if the last after party there was any indication of what to expect, you are in for a treat. xoxo

Peep Show

Happy Easter! We saw this and it made us think of last season's infamous night at Henrietta Hudson's. Although we still prefer Kelly working that pole better. xoxo 

Way Back Wednesdays 4-8

Who can forget last season's infamous crazy ass after-party at Henrietta Hudson's? You had secret makeouts, Mark the old commissioner kicking it with the league, Rachna pouring drinks behind the bar, and the slap heard round the world; it was quite the night. Our favorite part was obviously all of the pole dancing provided by V, Lori, and Kelly. Hell any reason to get Kelly to take his shirt off is definitely worth mentioning. xoxo

It's Anyone's Game

Last night was proof that it's anyone's game this season as the undefeated Eastern Bloc and second place Stonewall took a tumble by losing both of their matches. This was just the thing Gym Bar needed to take over the score board and come out on top. All of the top teams are currently tied for winning 6 matches, but it's the games that count! At this stage in the game, Gym Bar has a good lead on it's competition, Eastern Bloc, Pieces, Bamboo 52, and Carraway & Sciacca, who are all neck and neck for first. See for yourself here.

That being said, we think the teams have finally decided to bring their A -Game and try to win. We saw several underdog teams finally start stepping up to the plate, making it a VERY interesting season. Also making it more interesting is some of the team flair on the court. We don't know how Gym Bar does it, but they play in wigs. Yes, we never thought it would come to this, but if Kelly can still throw hard and look fierce doing it, hats off to him!

Last season it was socks, this season headware seem to be the team flair to wear. We saw pink banadanas on Carraway & Sciacca, blue bandanas on Pieces, "Angry Beaver" headbands on Henrietta Hudson's (how terribly ironic), bedazzled white karate headbands on Eastern Bloc, smiley face headbands (how very Watchmen) on G Lounge, dark hats on Besspots, and yellow do-rags on the Boy Butter team (cheers for making gay look so thug).

We will give props where props are deserved and give a shout out to the Eagle team who managed to have their shirts altered in different designs using small metal holes. Everyone's shirt is different, and we could see them totally wearing them out after. Also Pets at Play did some altering to their shirts, with interesting results. Adding a little color to white shirts definitely helped.

After the games people headed uptown to Splash Bar for some two for one drinks after party fun, only to realize it was Musical Mondays. It definitely made for a different kind of post play afterparty. When we saw Sergio and some newbies singing along at the tops of their lungs, we were happy to see there were some dodgeballers who were secretly theater queens in the league. All in all it was a nice change of pace. We are sure the after after party at Woof! was a little bit more of our pace, but as you know a change will do you good. xoxo

Le Cage Aux Follies

Who watches the dodgeballers? We do obviously, and boy did we watch a lot happen on the first night of season 4 on Monday. A lot of teams are really good, and a lot of newbies are really cute! While some have already started getting acquainted, most of them came ready to play (with each other).

Stonewall took the night winning all 6 games, with Gym Bar, Caraway & Sciacca, and Eastern Bloc hot on their tails. Can we also say we are loving the names of teams this year. We are curious, what is your favorite team name though? Comment away!

While we headed over to Henrietta Hudson's for the after-party we nearly squealed when we saw a table full of pizzas. The fat girl inside of us completely indulged, and we were happy to oblige her. Over on the flip cup table, things started getting a little frisky (par for the course). We saw some forced kisses, and some who took it to a whole new level. We gotta give Zack and Vat props for properly ruling the table, and for showing some much needed skin!

We kinda love that someone thought it would be fun to squeeze as many dodgeballers in the cage as possible. We aren't sure exactly how many fit in, or where some people's hands were wandering, but it sure made for great bar fodder. It was after this that we start to see some unneccessary arm touches and long gazing stares happen, and we knew some people were getting lucky.

We did see some tape on Craig's finger at the bar and it looks like he may have been injured on the court. Shocking we know. We hope he didn't get it from what looks like a bar fight with Benji, who we are convinced looks like a 70's porn star with that handlebar mustache. We also must compliment Natalie, a cute newbie, who stayed on the flip cup table and dominated! Niki you may have some stiff competition this year.

As the night winded down he saw our usual cast of characters make their exits, tricks in tow. Surprisingly a lot of newbies have gone home with other newbies. Apparently the veterans may be old news, or just plain old. Whatever the case, we are sure all of that will change next week. xoxo

Caged Heat

How many dodgeballers can you fit into one cage at Henrietta Hudson's at the first after party of season 4? We think there is a joke in there somewhere, but we will let you make the punchline. xoxo

In the Beginning

Remember in the beginning we were a bunch of precocious young dodgeballers with no clue how the season would turn out? Well we are getting all teary eyed now that BAD! is out of session, we decided to go back to where it all started, Henrietta Hudson's, and remember the way we were. Who are we kidding, we haven't changed a bit.

PTW is still looking fine, and we think he may be getting sexier with age. Vat, honey, let those hands wander.

The ladies are still out in full force. They are one of our favorite parts of the league. We know all the boys can hold their own, but the ladies put them in their place with their late night Cubbyhole after parties, and their undying love and affection for Dykey Mikey. We totally think there is NO ONE funnier than Poppi either.

We know Thom is still putting that tongue to good use, even back in the day. And Nick the Fireman is still trying to get in as many pictures as possible. B and Gilbride are still hamming it up for the camera, without them pictures would be tragically boring!

Back in the day we predicted that Edwin would be one of the most popular newbie and he didn't disappoint. We love that he was always the hit of the party whenever he came. Also when did Dom get so damn good at dodgeball? We were surprised how hard we got this season. And Niki and Jess remain some vets who we had the best time dancing with. They are dancing machines.

And we can lastly ask, who DOESN'T still want to kiss Weeks? He is so pretty it hurts. So we are totally j that Jess, B, and Niki all got way too close for comfort. One day, we keep telling ourselves, one day. xoxo

A Little Pole Goes A Long Way.

And we ain't kidding!

After an intense night of play, what better way to relieve all that stress than get on a pole and strip your troubles away? It seemed to be the place to be at Henrietta Hudson's for post play. Boys and girls alike worked that pole giving us their best Anna Nicole, and boy was the crowd loving it.V and Lori worked it like pros, but no one got quite the response that one of our fave newbies Kelly did. He worked it out (twice mind you) all because Scott E. said he would buy him a shot. He even got more naked than we think he thought he was gonna get, courtesy of Koray (god bless your Turkish soul). All we have to say, if you are looking for a little cash around the holidays Kelly, you know where your talents lie.

We also got the chance to hang with old our friend Mark Maraccini who founded the BAD! league 3 seasons ago. He was in from LA and doing a little checkup on how the league has progressed since the 8 teams last in Fall '07. Well with 12 teams playing this fall, and the league always expanding, we are going to say it turned out pretty well. This picture can only be dubbed "The Forefathers of Gay Dodgeball".

We are going to also go on record and say it was the horniest night of post-play we have ever seen. Rachna, our dodgeball fashionista, was in rare form. We saw her serving drinks to people, getting dangerously close to the pole, and making out with the lovely lady bartenders. We also noticed several other smooches going on, Sanchez and Craig (who was straddling some Non-BAD! boy by the cage), Sergio and Beaux, and Gladiator Jen and Poppi behind a curtain. We saw one of these couples leave discreetly alone one by one, but shockingly about a minute apart.

The thing that shocked us the most was probably the slap heard round the world. We know Edwin is a very popular newbie, and Gilbride is probably one of the most popular vets around. So why did Gilbride haul off and slap Edwin right across his pretty face? We are hoping it was all in good fun, but let's really hope it was just a little foreplay. xoxo.

I Ain't One To Gossip 11-12

Well it seems like our favorite dodgeball couple is heating up right before our very eyes. Tony the Tiger and the Cuban Cobra have finally made good on that promise of meeting up after the open play. So after a couple weeks of raunchy text messages and quite the makeout session at Henrietta Hudson's, they held their own after-after party out in Alphabet City. We heard it went all night long, let's just hope for their sake it was worth the wait. xoxo.

Ask and Yee Shall Receive

You wanted to see it. And GG always delivers:

Baby Jesus was crying somewhere...
But all we heard was a resounding AMEN. xoxo

What The Kids Are Saying...

Now, now girls. Can't we all share and play nice? xoxo.