Showing posts with label symmes. Show all posts
Showing posts with label symmes. Show all posts

Thursday, December 9, 2010

And The Winners Are (Fourth Annual GG's)

So what maybe we didn't win an award at the End of the Season bash, we decided it was best to create our own so here are the 4th Annual results for the The GG's! We asked for you to vote for your favorites, and a lot of you told us who was the hottest and best in BAD! So without further ado, the winners:

Hottest Newbie: Mark "Butter Me Up" L-Streth

Listen, we all know he hides behind a backwards cap, but honestly, where in god's green earth did you come from Mark? We are soooo happy you look just as good out of your shirt as you do in it.

Vet Who Still Makes Your Heart Flutter: Mezzano

He still looks as damn good as the first day he walked into the Tony Dapolio Center and got all the dodgeball boys panties in a bunch. Now we just have to do something about that pesky boyfriend.

Lady You Would Most Like To Make Your Lady: Mandy and Esther (tie)


Now now ladies, there is more than enough love from all the boys to go around, so please share.

Most Agro On The Court: Dom

We never like to be receiving end of one of Dom's throws, but when we are we just run for cover. Please stop making Dom mad so he stops throwing so hard.

Dodgeballer You Like To Get Drunk With: Chance and Wind (tie)

You queens practically named every dodgeballer in the league for this category. These two can sure hold their liquor, and we are sure they close down the bars on most Mondays too. Our kinda guys.

Makeout Bandit: Kevin M

They don't call him Kiss Me Kev for nothing! Perhaps you have been on the receiving end of one of the many kisses he's given, and if so can we ask if he's a good kisser? Inquiring minds wanna know!

Cutest Couple: Jerry and Matt

Does it get any better than these two boys? We just wet our seat a bit when we saw this picture, but if they are taking applications for a third, step in line bitches.

Favorite Team: Henrietta Hudsons

Who doesn't root for the underdogs? They had a lot of heart and it showed!

Team That Drives You Nuts: Bonobos

You queens really weren't fans of this team, but we didn't think they were so bad. Well except that they bitched about every call...but then again what team doesn't?!?

Most Likely To Sleep With After Seeing Them Play: Symmes

This bitch is fierce on the court.

But see he looks so innocent and cute off of it. We like this version of him sooo much better.

Best Moment Of The Season: Halloween Party

Yup, it was fun, drunk, and well this picture pretty much sums up how hot everyone's halloween costumes were.

That ladies and gentlemen concludes our winners. So did the public get it right? Did your favorites win, or do you demand a recount? Sound off and let us know what YOU think. xoxo.

Friday, December 18, 2009

And The Winner Is (Thrice As Nice)...

So what maybe we didn't win an award at the End of the Season bash, we decided it was best to create our own so here are the 3rd Annual results for the The GG's! We asked for you to vote for your favorites, and a lot of you told us who was the hottest and best in BAD! So without further ado, the winners:

Best HHB (Hidden Hot Body): Seth - looks like you figured out the secret behind this tall, dark, and handsome stranger. Now how do we get his shirt off more?

Spunkiest: Thai - C'mon is there anyone who bounces around the court better? Or for that matter makes playing look like so much fun? We think not.


Lady you would most like to make your lady: Niki and Gladiator Jen - we love a good tie and who doesn't love these two?



Most agro on the court: Symmes - If you have seen this man play you will know why everyone thought he can be a tad aggressive when you are on the other side of the court.


Person You'd Most Like To Be On Your Flip-Cup Team: Monica - listen they don't call her the one flip wonder for nothing. If this bitch is on your team, you ain't got nothing to worry about.


Makeout Bandit: Gary - listen we have heard he's a good kisser, so why should someone hog all of his affection? He's cute, young, and well if the bottle at the flipcup table is any indication, he's got lots of fans.



Cutest Couple: Carolina and Lori - these two are so cute it makes us feel all tingly inside. Who doesn't love a happy ending?


Favorite team: Eastern Bloc - if you remember anything about this season it's how much team spirit this group had. From the chants, the playdates, and all of the group love, we hope an orgy video surfaces one day.


Dodgeballer You Like To Get Drunk With - Monica: Between this and the flip cup we wonder if she comes to play dodgeball or moreso to go out afterwards. There is no one more fun to have an end of the night drunken coversation with than her, that is if we can remember any of those conversations.


Most Likely to Sleep With After Seeing Them Play - Symmes: Listen he may be agro on the court, but apparently it's exactly what turns you all on. Ok so maybe being beautiful helps, but honestly, have you seen this guy play?? He would make a celibate nun wet her seat if she saw him at the Tony Dapolito Center.


Most Memorable Moment Of The Season: The Masked Ball - granted from what you all can remember of it, it was the shit.

That ladies and gentlemen concludes our winners. So did the public get it right? Did your favorites win, or do you demand a recount? Sound off and let us know what YOU think. xoxo.

Tuesday, November 24, 2009

They're Back...

Last season WOOF! pretty much all rage from having too much team spirit to all of them being ridiculously hot. They went everywhere together and we thought once the dodgeball season ended they would go their seperate ways. Although last night at D-Tox they had a reunion of sorts and were looking just as fine as ever. We think Eastern Bloc this season may be giving them a run for their money in the annoying team spirit award, but WOOF! did come first. BTW Esther, you spilt a little wine on your shirt. xoxo

Tuesday, November 17, 2009

The Eagle Has Landed

They said no one could beat them and for 11 weeks they were right. Although last night XES took down the mighty Eagle Team to make sure they didn't go the whole season undefeated. It was star players Symmes vs. Eduardo in a showdown that was surely brewing behind the scenes. We have the whole video of Game 3 (after both teams each won a game) and you can tell the game came down to the very end with Symmes making 2 amazing catches with less than 30 seconds on the clock. Although we don't know who was happier: Symmes or the guy behind the camera. xoxo