And The Winners Are (Fourth Annual GG's)

So what maybe we didn't win an award at the End of the Season bash, we decided it was best to create our own so here are the 4th Annual results for the The GG's! We asked for you to vote for your favorites, and a lot of you told us who was the hottest and best in BAD! So without further ado, the winners:

Hottest Newbie: Mark "Butter Me Up" L-Streth

Listen, we all know he hides behind a backwards cap, but honestly, where in god's green earth did you come from Mark? We are soooo happy you look just as good out of your shirt as you do in it.

Vet Who Still Makes Your Heart Flutter: Mezzano

He still looks as damn good as the first day he walked into the Tony Dapolio Center and got all the dodgeball boys panties in a bunch. Now we just have to do something about that pesky boyfriend.

Lady You Would Most Like To Make Your Lady: Mandy and Esther (tie)

Now now ladies, there is more than enough love from all the boys to go around, so please share.

Most Agro On The Court: Dom

We never like to be receiving end of one of Dom's throws, but when we are we just run for cover. Please stop making Dom mad so he stops throwing so hard.

Dodgeballer You Like To Get Drunk With: Chance and Wind (tie)

You queens practically named every dodgeballer in the league for this category. These two can sure hold their liquor, and we are sure they close down the bars on most Mondays too. Our kinda guys.

Makeout Bandit: Kevin M

They don't call him Kiss Me Kev for nothing! Perhaps you have been on the receiving end of one of the many kisses he's given, and if so can we ask if he's a good kisser? Inquiring minds wanna know!

Cutest Couple: Jerry and Matt

Does it get any better than these two boys? We just wet our seat a bit when we saw this picture, but if they are taking applications for a third, step in line bitches.

Favorite Team: Henrietta Hudsons

Who doesn't root for the underdogs? They had a lot of heart and it showed!

Team That Drives You Nuts: Bonobos

You queens really weren't fans of this team, but we didn't think they were so bad. Well except that they bitched about every call...but then again what team doesn't?!?

Most Likely To Sleep With After Seeing Them Play: Symmes

This bitch is fierce on the court.

But see he looks so innocent and cute off of it. We like this version of him sooo much better.

Best Moment Of The Season: Halloween Party

Yup, it was fun, drunk, and well this picture pretty much sums up how hot everyone's halloween costumes were.

That ladies and gentlemen concludes our winners. So did the public get it right? Did your favorites win, or do you demand a recount? Sound off and let us know what YOU think. xoxo.

Truly Outrageous

So last night's 80's party at the Eagle may have felt like this for a lot of people....

But we have to admit everyone came fully dressed to the nines, and wow there were some great outfits. For instance:

Karate Kid was in FULL effect!

Apparently nothing screams 80's like white trash and handlebar mustaches.

Headbands were the accessory du jour.

These guys are 2 members away from actually being The Breakfast Club. How cute is Mezzano in that preptastic white ensemble? These three could be our runners up for favorite outfit of the night.

We loved that Vanessa rocked the one piece blue jumper complete with bright flashy jewelry. You are hot.

We don't even know where to begin with outfit on BBahr, but it kinda turns us on and scares at the same time. Definitely one of our favorites, just mind the tan lines next time.

We loved that glitter was in full effect on Scotty last night.

The off the shoulder shirts ala Flashdance were also in full effect last night.

Words can not express how confused we were when we saw Norman's outfit. We actually didn't even recognize Norman, but sure enough he looked like Ellen Barkin circa 1987. It was like something out of Working Girl. Also Daniel, those bedroom eyes are dangerous. You kept giving them to us all night and we will one day take you up on your offer.

The team that really worked it out last night was Project Sandwich. We would be the meat between those slices of bread any day of the week. So what did YOU think of the 80's party last night. Did we miss anything, or was the night a complete blur for you too? xoxo

One Mike Is Never Enough

Wow we never thought you could fit this many Mikes into one picture, but all of the hotness is burning a hole in our loins. So our question is which Mike is your favorite? Mogavero, Figliulo, Giuggio, Mezzano, Castellano, or Arlotto? They all have an O at the end of their name, and we know for a fact these boys have given their fair share of boys in the league a big *O* as well. xoxo

Spotted: Breast Intentions

We like a girl who can multitask. xoxo

Rock Bottom?

The temperature continues to rise outside and things are really heating up in our little league as well. After a kumbaya-tastic weekend of outdoor play in the beautiful weather and a picnic that looked like it was more fun than any of the after parties this year (where was our invite???), tempers seemed to flare-up this past Monday. Perhaps it’s the lack of newbies or that the vets have all hooked up with each other already, but the after parties this season have been… lacking.

On the courts there was some great drama though. Eagle and Duplex went head to head for the first place slot and it was a great game. Endre and his sweaty sexy arms really dragged Duplex along, but Eagle wanted it too much and pulled through for the win. Sorry Duplex… no undefeated season for you. Although in a bizarre twist of fate Project Sandwich, or as they have dubbed themselves "sand-bitches" (how fitting), took down the once mighty Eagle for a surprise win. They were almost as surprised they won as we were. Also, we will never complain about having to hang around to shag late again.

We got to hear Jason K. of Woody’s and James the Ref go at it. Jason K. was not happy with James’s performance as a ref last night and lit into him. To which James replied to his rants by saying he was going to throw him out of the game. Jason K., sounding like a privileged Upper East Side celebutante, threw down his board status and told James there was no way he was leaving. Dearest Jason, buying a few pizzas doesn’t mean you get to behave like that. Even though James was probably high as a kite when reffing, he is still the ref and deserves some respect. And James, we agree with you: if someone is being a bitch on the court, toss their asses out (it makes for a better post)!  Plus, we like it when you act so butch.

Then when we finally got to Rock Bar, we learned there was drama there too. By the way, we aren’t too thrilled with that space for after parties, are you? It was small, dark and it smelled worse than Leven’s arm pit in back, but hey, we have to pay our dues to the people on the back of our shirts right? Apparently, there was live music at the bar when the dodgeballers started to roll in and one of the performers was upset that they weren’t paying attention to him and his ukulele (no joke). He started singing a song where he screamed at the bar to “shut the fuck up”. Now, I know they banned smoking in bars, and now you can’t dance without a license, but talking? Luckily the guy realized that no one was listening to him and that no one wanted to listen to him and stormed off the stage. That’s show business!

With that tragedy off stage, they reverted back to real music and it was about time that Rock Bar earned its title. The tunes were pumping and not your standard dodgeball fare of Whitney, Britney Gaga, and Madonna. We’re talking some fierce 60’s, 70’s and 80’s tunes. We saw Stacey and her attached at the hip partner Jeremiah rocking it out to Tina Turner’s “Proud Mary” so hard that they made all us Mary’s proud. Although Stacey why the long face after what seemed like a bitchfest with Erika outside? We couldn't hear, but judging from your face, we are guessing you girls weren't discussing puppies and rainbows. Over at the pool table the ladies were knocking balls with some of the boys. Sergio was up against some fierce girls like Cyn, Tamika and Nicole. He got beat harder than Ike beat Tina on that pool table. Sergio, you’ve been voted the flip cup champion. Maybe you should stick to that. We also saw Jerry hanging around too and, we must say, we are happy to see him with those piercing blue eyes and a smile that would melt even Ricky Martin’s newly gay heart.

After the feeding frenzy of pizza (so much for that Fire Island diet, huh boys?), the table was cleared off and prepped for flip cup. It was a little improved from last week, but not much. We didn’t play much at all because the corner they stuck the table in was about 100 degrees and smlet like a mix of must and dust. We heard ladies were taking off their bras and Mezzano was putting them on. We thought we all agreed that it was better when Mezzano was wearing less clothing, not more (same applies to Endre, Conti, Lukus, Trevor, etc, etc). We heard that after we left, spin the bottle came out and some vets and newbies were mackin’ it up. We need to learn how to weight the bottle so it’ll land on Andreau. Also, Andreau, who was your special guest? He was quite the tall drink of water. You have hot friends; keep supplying the parties with fresh meat, we really appreciate it!

The flip cup table played a very quiet second fiddle to what had our attention: the NCAA championship game. We are a sport league, right? So we put on our best butch face and pretended we knew what was going on. Everyone seemed to be going for Butler except Southern newbie Adam. What’s his story by the way? He catches like a pro on the court and he catches our eye at the after parties. He has that sexy deep voice, those gorgeous eyes, he's friendly to everyone (shocker we know) and that adorable smile. Adam, your North Carolina team won the championship and you’ve won us over with your charm, so keep it coming!

The party disbanded a bit and we saw a few vets leaving together, but we think it was just to share cabs. The recession has totally messed up our ability to discern whether people are going home together or just sharing cost of transport. Damn economy!! We watched all the cute boyfriends act, well, cute. Dom and his boyfriend, who has been hanging around a lot lately, were caught smooching innocently throughout the night. We even caught Steve with his arm around BBahr. It really pangs us to say it but that was actually pretty endearing to see. Maybe we were wrong when we said it wasn’t going to last… When we realized we didn’t have anyone to put our arm around except another $2.50 Alabama Slammah, we knew it was time to make a hasty exit. xoxo