Bring It Back

We insist, no we demand, that you bring back the golden era of Truth or Dare Flip Cup. It seems like it has been years since it has graced a dodgeball after party and tonight could be the PERFECT place for it. Just think Henrietta Hudson's is a stones throw away from the gym, the ladies will be in full effect, and did we forget to mention there is a stripper pole for your enjoyment? It got quite the work out back in the day. If these aren't all reason enough, let's just say the cute factor of the league is off the charts, and with a couple porn stars added to the mix, it could get quite interesting. We also think the pitchers will be dirt cheap, all the more reason to spin that bottle and wait to see where it lands. xoxo

Truly Outrageous

So last night's 80's party at the Eagle may have felt like this for a lot of people....

But we have to admit everyone came fully dressed to the nines, and wow there were some great outfits. For instance:

Karate Kid was in FULL effect!

Apparently nothing screams 80's like white trash and handlebar mustaches.

Headbands were the accessory du jour.

These guys are 2 members away from actually being The Breakfast Club. How cute is Mezzano in that preptastic white ensemble? These three could be our runners up for favorite outfit of the night.

We loved that Vanessa rocked the one piece blue jumper complete with bright flashy jewelry. You are hot.

We don't even know where to begin with outfit on BBahr, but it kinda turns us on and scares at the same time. Definitely one of our favorites, just mind the tan lines next time.

We loved that glitter was in full effect on Scotty last night.

The off the shoulder shirts ala Flashdance were also in full effect last night.

Words can not express how confused we were when we saw Norman's outfit. We actually didn't even recognize Norman, but sure enough he looked like Ellen Barkin circa 1987. It was like something out of Working Girl. Also Daniel, those bedroom eyes are dangerous. You kept giving them to us all night and we will one day take you up on your offer.

The team that really worked it out last night was Project Sandwich. We would be the meat between those slices of bread any day of the week. So what did YOU think of the 80's party last night. Did we miss anything, or was the night a complete blur for you too? xoxo

A Picture Is Worth A Thousand Tricks

We decided to take a look back at the season so far and examine all of the fun you may have missed, may have indulged in, or may have been so blackout drunk you didn't realize you had fun.

 Meet the Geek Chic Crew,  because you know looking smart by wearing glasses at dodgeball is SOOOO in this season. They will give their intellectual opinions about life, life and the pursuit of getting lucky at any dodgeball after party.

We wonder what Endre thought was soooo funny?

That's a sandwich we wish was on the menu at Project Sandwich!

We hope Norman picked a winner.

All those dance lessons are finally paying off.

Adam is either watching a documentary on the History Channel, women's golf, or Splash play. We can't tell.

We always duck when we see this face.

Two hands = double trouble.

When they say sing your heart out, they didn't mean it literally. xoxo

Reese's Pieces

So to say those dodgeballers just partied at Pieces would be a lie. They took it over, tore it down, then drank it clean. It was crazy in the West Village on Monday as BAD! embarked upon Pieces (for the first time) and we could see the fear on the only bartenders face as players flipped, cupped, danced, and made speeches?!

It seems that Paul the Commissioner has been stripped...of his title that is. He is officially stepping down and V is taking his place as the lord and beastmaster of BAD! Monica, who feverishly was getting everyone to sign that huge ass card at the Tony Dapolito Center, introduced Paul and made the not so shocking announcement that he was stepping down. Paul got us all misty eyed, or maybe it was the poppers, and everyone toasted him for starting the league four score and several seasons ago.

It was quite the busy night as two of our cutest players both were celebrating their birthdays! Michael of Splash and Will of Stonewall both turned a healthy 21 and don't look a day over 16. We are still a little bitter they wouldn't let us give them a good birthday spanking but hey there's always next year.

The boys and girls rocked it out hardcore on the flip cup table with a lot of Milwaukee's Best to keep them from getting thirsty. It was wet and it was wild. We saw lots of skin, and better yet, we saw it from some hawt newbies. First of all, who knew that Pets at Play could quite possible de-file WOOF! as the hottest team in the league? With Jacob finally showing us what the good lord gave him, Luke's a-dor-able smile, Mandy's fine ass mallet finger, Spencer's gorgeous eyes, and Ken's six pack, they are definitely bringing it. Why did you have to wait all the way until the end of the season??

Speaking of skin, we have a vet who happens to have an affinity for his balls and loves to show them off on our hands. This has happened before, and not that we mind, but don't be a cock tease, literally. We also saw someone whip out a leather harness (perhaps they got it from WOOF! last season?) and boy were we surprised who was modeling it off. She might just have a career in leather modeling cut out for her if this whole dodgeball thing doesn't work out. In all seriousness it was getting late as everyone started finding their tricks, and after closing down the bar at 2am, we headed to the after after party and by after after party we mean our beds. xoxo

Say What?

We are still a little unclear about what Norman was doing, but we think you guys totally do. So tell us, what the hell is he doing?? xoxo