Just Dance!

To say that the XES after party on Monday was the most dancing those dodgeballers have done all season would be an under- statement. The tournament may have been quite stressful for the whole league, but most of the teams headed to the after party and danced their tails off to take off the edge. We are guessing the cheap drinks and flip cup helped with that as well. We were quite surprised how many people came out, and since it was the first time an after party was at XES we were a little leary at first. Madonna changed all of that!

We are of course referring to the Vogue-off that happened between Salcito, Carrie 2.o, Leven, and Shane. It was like we were in the House of Ninja in the 90's tripping on E! The DJ was slamming Top 40 hit after hit after hit. Britney, The Pussycat Dolls, Kylie, and the list goes on and on. Once the huge patio closed after 10, everyone got together, had some pizza, and started dancing. There was no stopping them either, they used the tables as their own personal runways and as Paula Abdul stated danced like there was no tomorrow.

When the dodgeballers weren't dancing, they were partying. We saw Eastern Bloc taking some shots to celebrate their tournament win, we saw Eduardo getting quite cozy with Leven and V canoodling with Mandy, Weeks showed us a picture of his new cute boyfriend, we finally saw the WOOF! team half naked including Esther who was one of the first ladies in the league we have ever seen in a bra at the bar dancing, and lastly we saw lots and lots of confetti.

When XES kicked the dodgeballers who were raging at 2 AM, Osada led the pack to View Bar for WOOF! and it was all a little hazy from there. Sadly the dodgeball season may have come to a close, but the league has one last chance to live it up at next week's season ending party at Stonewall. We can only imagine the insanity, and inevitable hangover that will haunt us on Tuesday, but they are nothing compared to the season ending party. We can't guarantee you won't get blackout drunk, but we can guarantee you will have the best time of your life. xoxo

Reese's Pieces

So to say those dodgeballers just partied at Pieces would be a lie. They took it over, tore it down, then drank it clean. It was crazy in the West Village on Monday as BAD! embarked upon Pieces (for the first time) and we could see the fear on the only bartenders face as players flipped, cupped, danced, and made speeches?!

It seems that Paul the Commissioner has been stripped...of his title that is. He is officially stepping down and V is taking his place as the lord and beastmaster of BAD! Monica, who feverishly was getting everyone to sign that huge ass card at the Tony Dapolito Center, introduced Paul and made the not so shocking announcement that he was stepping down. Paul got us all misty eyed, or maybe it was the poppers, and everyone toasted him for starting the league four score and several seasons ago.

It was quite the busy night as two of our cutest players both were celebrating their birthdays! Michael of Splash and Will of Stonewall both turned a healthy 21 and don't look a day over 16. We are still a little bitter they wouldn't let us give them a good birthday spanking but hey there's always next year.

The boys and girls rocked it out hardcore on the flip cup table with a lot of Milwaukee's Best to keep them from getting thirsty. It was wet and it was wild. We saw lots of skin, and better yet, we saw it from some hawt newbies. First of all, who knew that Pets at Play could quite possible de-file WOOF! as the hottest team in the league? With Jacob finally showing us what the good lord gave him, Luke's a-dor-able smile, Mandy's fine ass mallet finger, Spencer's gorgeous eyes, and Ken's six pack, they are definitely bringing it. Why did you have to wait all the way until the end of the season??

Speaking of skin, we have a vet who happens to have an affinity for his balls and loves to show them off on our hands. This has happened before, and not that we mind, but don't be a cock tease, literally. We also saw someone whip out a leather harness (perhaps they got it from WOOF! last season?) and boy were we surprised who was modeling it off. She might just have a career in leather modeling cut out for her if this whole dodgeball thing doesn't work out. In all seriousness it was getting late as everyone started finding their tricks, and after closing down the bar at 2am, we headed to the after after party and by after after party we mean our beds. xoxo

G Spotted

While the games winded down, the drinks began to flow at the post-play spot G Lounge. Immediately we saw Brian and Jeff taking it down on the dancefloor while Dominic was grinding the lovely ladies of dodgeball. He was trying to show them the dirty dirty, but it was just plain dirty.We would like to thank Poppi for trying to get us drunk, and then calling us out on it. It's almost as if you set us up!

Hank is back this season and on the Stonewall Riots, after a little "R+R" they say, but we were more shocked to see he had a bizarro who kept grinding on everyone. Perhaps Hank 2.0 is a little bit sluttier than Hank 1.0? Ain't nothing like the real thing.

We also saw Edwin having his fare share of boys coming up to comment on his new pink attire, we thought for sure he wouldn't be going home alone when alas we saw him grab his coat and beeline for the door. Was there an after-after party we weren't aware of? You know you can always trust us to keep the party going. xoxo

Balls, B*tchiness and Bawdiness

Though there were some fashion snafus (team Logo shirts were white, not orange – GASP!), we managed to get through the evening with minimal ref bitchiness (*cough* Benji), and on-the-court drama (*cough* RJ charging the opposing team). But let’s focus on the positive – we HAVE tees-shirts. Yay!

A ball-catching pit bull with lipstick (affectionately), Vanessa V. single-handedly took out the entire MasterBeat team. And hats off to Jeff S. for A). being the last man standing in each of his Gym Bar games, and B). buying everyone within a five-foot radius of him a drink at G Lounge.

Also, we heard a comment about Splash being "the most handsome team" in the league. Well, it *is* kind of hard to disagree. Pun intended.