Reese's Pieces

So to say those dodgeballers just partied at Pieces would be a lie. They took it over, tore it down, then drank it clean. It was crazy in the West Village on Monday as BAD! embarked upon Pieces (for the first time) and we could see the fear on the only bartenders face as players flipped, cupped, danced, and made speeches?!

It seems that Paul the Commissioner has been stripped...of his title that is. He is officially stepping down and V is taking his place as the lord and beastmaster of BAD! Monica, who feverishly was getting everyone to sign that huge ass card at the Tony Dapolito Center, introduced Paul and made the not so shocking announcement that he was stepping down. Paul got us all misty eyed, or maybe it was the poppers, and everyone toasted him for starting the league four score and several seasons ago.

It was quite the busy night as two of our cutest players both were celebrating their birthdays! Michael of Splash and Will of Stonewall both turned a healthy 21 and don't look a day over 16. We are still a little bitter they wouldn't let us give them a good birthday spanking but hey there's always next year.

The boys and girls rocked it out hardcore on the flip cup table with a lot of Milwaukee's Best to keep them from getting thirsty. It was wet and it was wild. We saw lots of skin, and better yet, we saw it from some hawt newbies. First of all, who knew that Pets at Play could quite possible de-file WOOF! as the hottest team in the league? With Jacob finally showing us what the good lord gave him, Luke's a-dor-able smile, Mandy's fine ass mallet finger, Spencer's gorgeous eyes, and Ken's six pack, they are definitely bringing it. Why did you have to wait all the way until the end of the season??

Speaking of skin, we have a vet who happens to have an affinity for his balls and loves to show them off on our hands. This has happened before, and not that we mind, but don't be a cock tease, literally. We also saw someone whip out a leather harness (perhaps they got it from WOOF! last season?) and boy were we surprised who was modeling it off. She might just have a career in leather modeling cut out for her if this whole dodgeball thing doesn't work out. In all seriousness it was getting late as everyone started finding their tricks, and after closing down the bar at 2am, we headed to the after after party and by after after party we mean our beds. xoxo

It's Anyone's Game

Last night was proof that it's anyone's game this season as the undefeated Eastern Bloc and second place Stonewall took a tumble by losing both of their matches. This was just the thing Gym Bar needed to take over the score board and come out on top. All of the top teams are currently tied for winning 6 matches, but it's the games that count! At this stage in the game, Gym Bar has a good lead on it's competition, Eastern Bloc, Pieces, Bamboo 52, and Carraway & Sciacca, who are all neck and neck for first. See for yourself here.

That being said, we think the teams have finally decided to bring their A -Game and try to win. We saw several underdog teams finally start stepping up to the plate, making it a VERY interesting season. Also making it more interesting is some of the team flair on the court. We don't know how Gym Bar does it, but they play in wigs. Yes, we never thought it would come to this, but if Kelly can still throw hard and look fierce doing it, hats off to him!

Last season it was socks, this season headware seem to be the team flair to wear. We saw pink banadanas on Carraway & Sciacca, blue bandanas on Pieces, "Angry Beaver" headbands on Henrietta Hudson's (how terribly ironic), bedazzled white karate headbands on Eastern Bloc, smiley face headbands (how very Watchmen) on G Lounge, dark hats on Besspots, and yellow do-rags on the Boy Butter team (cheers for making gay look so thug).

We will give props where props are deserved and give a shout out to the Eagle team who managed to have their shirts altered in different designs using small metal holes. Everyone's shirt is different, and we could see them totally wearing them out after. Also Pets at Play did some altering to their shirts, with interesting results. Adding a little color to white shirts definitely helped.

After the games people headed uptown to Splash Bar for some two for one drinks after party fun, only to realize it was Musical Mondays. It definitely made for a different kind of post play afterparty. When we saw Sergio and some newbies singing along at the tops of their lungs, we were happy to see there were some dodgeballers who were secretly theater queens in the league. All in all it was a nice change of pace. We are sure the after after party at Woof! was a little bit more of our pace, but as you know a change will do you good. xoxo