Who You Be: Spin Dat Bottle

So you don't play in the league, but apparently you are really good at flip-cup and even better at Spin the Bottle at Pieces last night. Someone even went so far as to describe you as adorable, hilarious AND a really good kisser (a hard combo these days). Apparently you also had a few cuts, scratches and bruises which for some reason drove the boys even more nuts. If you are feeling a little bit like Rihanna lately, we will totally be here to nurse your back to good health but god dang it who you be. xoxo

Spotted: The Dating Shame

Two newbies were spotted at Pieces last night, but in quite an unusual circumstance. Both were playing a dirtier version of "The Dating Game", and Contestant #2 layed it all out on the table when his six pack finally came in handy during his sexy lap dance to the tall and striking Bachelor in question. But it seems that wasn't enough for the confused Bachelor, because Contestant 1 ended up capturing the prize and heart (amongst other things) of the much sought after Bachelor. xoxo

Bingo Was It's Name-O

So remember when we suggested you venture outside the dodgeball league to find your summer fling? Well look no further as the Gay Football League is taking over Pieces tonight around 7:30pm, and they are playing Porno Bingo for big prizes. Not exactly your gradmother's version, we know, but we heard Cutrone was going to be there in a jockstrap and that was enough to get our Bingo markers out. xoxo

Come and help us raise money to go to Chicago for the Second Annual Pride Bowl at the end of June. We are having a night of PORNO BINGO and it will be one to remember!!

These are just SOME of the prizes we have waiting to give away--

*A one night stay at the W Times Square
*2 Tickets to "Altar Boyz"
*2 Tickets to "My First Time"
*2 Tickets to "Awesome 80's Prom"
*2 Tickets to advanced screenings of "Harry Potter", "My Sister's Keeper" AND "The Orphan"
*Underwear from C-In2
*$100 dollar gift card for MikeP Color
*T-Shirts from Bulldozer Designs
*Autographed photo of Adele!
*Mets and Yankees baseball bats
*Undergear gift cards
*CoverGirl and MaxFactor products

This is going to be a fun night and it starts early enough that you don't have to be out too late! Get there around 7:30 to get a good spot and the BINGO starts around 8!! Come have fun!

Biggest BAD! Ass

We asked the burning question of who you thought was the best dodgeball player this season, and you answered. Eduardo of Pieces can be rest assured no one wants to be on the receiving end of his throws. From Day 1 he has been a spit fire on the court, and there are more than a few people who have the bruises to prove it. He has made a name for himself in the league, and if you have hung out at any after party you should know he is one of the nicest and most endearing people in BAD!

That's not to say we still wouldn't want to be in a showdown with him next season, but we do like to drink and dirty dance with him after the games. Symmes and Monica rounded out the poll taking second and third respectively. We personally think everyone in BAD! is amazing, but sometimes certain people are just a tad more amazing than others. We just hope Eduardo doesn't get too cocky next season because there is always someone bigger and better who will come along and get him the very same bruises he inflicts on others. Karma's a bitch. xoxo

Cock Bloc-ed

Last nights tournament was insane. Tempers flared, bullets were dodged, but only one team had the hopes of becoming the winners of America's Next Flop Model. Oh who are we kidding? Eastern Bloc took it down last night defeating the fiery Splash team, first placers Gym Bar, the underdogs Duplex, and one helluva showdown with XES (who really brought their A game last night with Osada kicking some serious ass). They played four games straight and boy were they a hot sweaty mess by the end of it all. We are happy Monica kept her angry face on througout the night, we wouldn't want to see her leave home without it.

We saw some amazing playing by everyone in the league, and to see the 7th and 8th placed teams in the league as the last teams standing for the final showdown was quite the surprise. Nonetheless, Eastern Bloc came out on top, XES took a well earned 2nd place, and Pieces took third place for the night. We are happy everyone was on their best behavior (we saw Benji giving the "good sportsmanship" talk before every game, and we mean every game) and that people came to win! We know some teams may have been Cock Bloc-ed last night, but let's hope that only happens on the court. xoxo

Reese's Pieces

So to say those dodgeballers just partied at Pieces would be a lie. They took it over, tore it down, then drank it clean. It was crazy in the West Village on Monday as BAD! embarked upon Pieces (for the first time) and we could see the fear on the only bartenders face as players flipped, cupped, danced, and made speeches?!

It seems that Paul the Commissioner has been stripped...of his title that is. He is officially stepping down and V is taking his place as the lord and beastmaster of BAD! Monica, who feverishly was getting everyone to sign that huge ass card at the Tony Dapolito Center, introduced Paul and made the not so shocking announcement that he was stepping down. Paul got us all misty eyed, or maybe it was the poppers, and everyone toasted him for starting the league four score and several seasons ago.

It was quite the busy night as two of our cutest players both were celebrating their birthdays! Michael of Splash and Will of Stonewall both turned a healthy 21 and don't look a day over 16. We are still a little bitter they wouldn't let us give them a good birthday spanking but hey there's always next year.

The boys and girls rocked it out hardcore on the flip cup table with a lot of Milwaukee's Best to keep them from getting thirsty. It was wet and it was wild. We saw lots of skin, and better yet, we saw it from some hawt newbies. First of all, who knew that Pets at Play could quite possible de-file WOOF! as the hottest team in the league? With Jacob finally showing us what the good lord gave him, Luke's a-dor-able smile, Mandy's fine ass mallet finger, Spencer's gorgeous eyes, and Ken's six pack, they are definitely bringing it. Why did you have to wait all the way until the end of the season??

Speaking of skin, we have a vet who happens to have an affinity for his balls and loves to show them off on our hands. This has happened before, and not that we mind, but don't be a cock tease, literally. We also saw someone whip out a leather harness (perhaps they got it from WOOF! last season?) and boy were we surprised who was modeling it off. She might just have a career in leather modeling cut out for her if this whole dodgeball thing doesn't work out. In all seriousness it was getting late as everyone started finding their tricks, and after closing down the bar at 2am, we headed to the after after party and by after after party we mean our beds. xoxo

Spotted: Keg Party?

With all of the 6 packs in this picture, we think there was a keg party at Pieces on Monday. Either that or God finally threw us a bone and we got 2 of the hottest guys in the league (who coincedentally play on teams with animals WOOF! and Pets at Play) in one picture sans shirts. Let us be the ones to tap that. xoxo

Pieces of Me

We think we may still be drunk from last night at Pieces, but one thing is for sure, it was a totally insane after party. We are going to nurse our hangover, try to find our clothes, say goodbye to our trick, and get back to you. xoxo

After Party 5-4

For it's 11th crazy after party of the season, BAD! is going to keep in the West Village tonight and head over to Pieces (8 Christopher St.) for some much needed flip cup and fun. If this dodgeball after party is anything like those crazy football parties consider us there. xoxo

BAD! Bar Crawl

Not that you need to give them another reason to drink, but it looks like Thursday may be the new Tuesday this week for those dodgeballers. It looks like their sponsors have opened their doors to dodgeball debauchery on a (gasp!) non-Monday night! Here is how it's going to go down:

What: Bar Crawl
When: Wednesday, April 29

[START]
6:30p @ Henrietta Hudson's 438 Hudson St at Morton St)
7:30p @ Cubby Hole (281 W. 12th St. at 4th St)
9:00p @ Stonewall (53 Christopher St near 7th Ave. South) *$5 Cosmo special*
10:30 @ Pieces (8 Christopher St. near Gay St.) *$4 well drinks*
[END]

We hear there is more info on drink specials and new stops to come! So if you feel like you would love to get to know some of BAD! crew a little better, with alcohol being the social lubricant it is, then head out to any of the various stops. As long as Poppi isn't pouring the drinks, we'll promise your boss you'll wake up for work the next day. xoxo

Keeping It Up

Last night seemed to continue the running theme of the season: it's pretty much anybody's game at this point and when will those dodgeballers stop getting injured? Gym Bar is still tops in the league according to the standings and with four teams very close on their tails, they better start winning. There was a couple of upsets last night, Stonewall lost to The Legally Blondes, XES whooped Pieces, Eastern Bloc beat the first place Gym Bar, and G Lounge took down not only Bamboo 52 but Pieces as well.

There were some fierce showdowns last night on the court from Big Vinny of Splash narrowly catching the ball against Boy Butter, to Niki single handedly taking down the Eastern Bloc team herself in sudden death. There were so many people screaming at the Duplex and Eastern Bloc game we thought we somehow ended up at Jonas Brother concert.

Ice packs may be the new accessory for the league since the beginning of the season people have been getting injured left and right. Dykey Mikey hurt his knee trying to win against XES and Monica hurt her foot, and apparently fixed it herself, playing on the front court. As hurt as they might have been it didn't stop either of them from heading to the bar afterwards. xoxo

It's Anyone's Game

Last night was proof that it's anyone's game this season as the undefeated Eastern Bloc and second place Stonewall took a tumble by losing both of their matches. This was just the thing Gym Bar needed to take over the score board and come out on top. All of the top teams are currently tied for winning 6 matches, but it's the games that count! At this stage in the game, Gym Bar has a good lead on it's competition, Eastern Bloc, Pieces, Bamboo 52, and Carraway & Sciacca, who are all neck and neck for first. See for yourself here.

That being said, we think the teams have finally decided to bring their A -Game and try to win. We saw several underdog teams finally start stepping up to the plate, making it a VERY interesting season. Also making it more interesting is some of the team flair on the court. We don't know how Gym Bar does it, but they play in wigs. Yes, we never thought it would come to this, but if Kelly can still throw hard and look fierce doing it, hats off to him!

Last season it was socks, this season headware seem to be the team flair to wear. We saw pink banadanas on Carraway & Sciacca, blue bandanas on Pieces, "Angry Beaver" headbands on Henrietta Hudson's (how terribly ironic), bedazzled white karate headbands on Eastern Bloc, smiley face headbands (how very Watchmen) on G Lounge, dark hats on Besspots, and yellow do-rags on the Boy Butter team (cheers for making gay look so thug).

We will give props where props are deserved and give a shout out to the Eagle team who managed to have their shirts altered in different designs using small metal holes. Everyone's shirt is different, and we could see them totally wearing them out after. Also Pets at Play did some altering to their shirts, with interesting results. Adding a little color to white shirts definitely helped.

After the games people headed uptown to Splash Bar for some two for one drinks after party fun, only to realize it was Musical Mondays. It definitely made for a different kind of post play afterparty. When we saw Sergio and some newbies singing along at the tops of their lungs, we were happy to see there were some dodgeballers who were secretly theater queens in the league. All in all it was a nice change of pace. We are sure the after after party at Woof! was a little bit more of our pace, but as you know a change will do you good. xoxo

And After The Party...

Well R Kelly said it was the hotel lobby, but BAD! decided to hit up Pieces. And boy did they, even if they kept kicking them off of the stage.

Who knew those dodgeballer knew how to rage? We caught up with Gladiator Jen and Poppi who kept us in stitches. We are still amazed that Jen was a competitor on "American Gladiators", I mean she is pretty brutal when she plays for Splash, but who would have guessed she plays football as well? And we hear it isn't tag football, it's tackle football! We bet she could take down half those Gay Football League players!

Have we found BAD!'s new couple, Sanchez and Niki? We know they are just friends, but they also happen to be two of the leagues most popular players. We are sad Niki is injured, but we love the way she refs. And let's just say, we love Sanchez's new accessory, is that a headband or a green rat tail? We can't tell, but we totally approve.

And let's just say the buzz about this site has been building. Truth be told we couldn't help but overhear a few dodgeballers exclaim that "You shouldn't be upset if you are talked about on gossipgays. You should be more upset if you aren't being talked about." And we couldn't agree more. xoxo

It's Ladies Night!

Just when we thought those pesky boys of dodgeball were the true rock stars, the ladies of the league had a super secret Girls Night Out, and boy was it. The lovely ladies started the night out Ostia where lots of sangria was consumed, tapas were passed, and they even learned a little spanish from the waitress. Things were tame, this is until they got to Pieces.

It was only at Pieces where the ladies let loose their inner rock stars (see all that Rock Band you been playing at home paid off!). Karaoke was the name of the game, and everyone had their signature song ready to go.

Two veterans showing you how it's done.

This is when we think Niki really realized she LOVES sangria.

Poppi laying down the law the way it was meant to be laid: by her!

Nobody ever took that stage solo, there were back up dancers, back up singers, hell there were even girl groupies, just like the rock stars have.

Some of our favorite renditions of the night included V showing Whitney crack IS wack with her take on "How Will I Know", Niki killing it on "Faith", and Anne (who maybe needs her own show in Vegas) showing up Cher with "If I Could Turn Back Time".

Like with any super secret party, you always have the party crashers, not that anyone minded. It was when the boys showed up did everything really start to get blurry. We are still convinced there were several staredown's when the ladies started to couple up and wonder off. We tried to find Poppi and realized she started a peace circle outside!

We did learn that Russell could rap to Lil' Kim, and he was totally gangsta. Who would have known such a sweet looking guy could get down with the queen bee?! Eventually the ladies needed a break from performing and headed to the Cubbyhole for the after-party. We knew something was up when the ladies pulled up in a car with 9 of them squeezed in! You heard us right, they piled 9 of them in one car! Girls it's only 3 blocks away, the rain really wasn't too bad.

At Cubbyhole, $2 dollar margaritas were inbibed and the jukebox was taken over. We saw some of the ladies defend their male counterparts against cocky patrons in the corner (You Go V!) while others jammed out to Guns and Roses.

Moral of the story, if the ladies go out, you better hope you are invited or find a way to crash the party.