Who Whore It Better: Phantom Menaced

These two phantoms almost had the same outfit, but Vinny decided to lay it all out on the line with a vest, tie, and a smile. Meanwhile Gary played it up with a dramatic scarf, but our question is which of these two opera hotties would YOU like to sing to you the 'Music of the Night'? xoxo

Sexiest Male Vet

Mirror mirror on the way, who is the hottest of them all?

Now that we know how you feel about the lovely ladies, let's get to boys in the league. Understand us when we tell you, we couldn't put EVERY guy from BAD! on here, but we thought we would pick some of the more popular ones with our readers. If there someone you feel is totally sexy and not on the list, tell us!

JT may have brought sexy back, but these boys are totally keeping sexy around. xoxo

Karao-Gay

Last Monday, BAD! got their dodgeball on, and it was craziness on the courts. Every team was fighting mad, and as usual the games were fierce. Gym Bar still continues to dominate the season just ahead of Stonewall, and as usual swept all 6 games. According to the standings they are the ones to beat this season, and with only about a handful of weeks left in the season, someone needs to knock them off their pedestal.

The after party was a rocking good time, and for a change on the east side at Eastern Bloc. Not only was there karaoke to be sung, but there was a mini flip cup table, where not a whole lot of flip cup actually happened. We hear there was a dirty game Shoulders 1, 2, 3 where if you didn't follow the rules you had to take a drink and kiss the person to your left. Let's just say it got pretty frisky, pretty fast.

So everyone had a turn at unleashing their inner Beyonce and stepped up to sing some karaoke. We heard Eduardo do "La Isla Bonita" (how very latin of him), Big Vinny and Niki tackle "Love Shack", Cutrone belt it out on "Sweet Caroline", and we were introduced to Freddy (a non-dodgeballer) who single handedly slayed "Georgia On My Mind". All in all, we were quite impressed by music skills on everyone, but we think you shouldn't let your dreams go of ruling at the Tony Dapolito Center any time soon.

Naturally there was a pole, and of course the dodgeballers were dancing the hell out of it. We saw quite a few people take a turn on it, and we found it entertaining that when James the gym teacher and his crew mysteriously disappeared and reappeared all red eyed and cotton mouthed grinding on the pole. Guess for some it just takes a little liquid courage, and for others an herbal refreshment. We have to give kudos to Kelly who mastered the pole again, with the help of a certain lady friend. We believe a pole is where Kelly was born.

It was quite the surprise when Justin Bond, of Kiki and Herb, sauntered into Eastern Bloc and mixed and mingled with the league. By mix and mingle we actually mean sit in the back and stare at the drunken shenanigans going on around her. We do have to give her props where props are deserved. She belted out one hell of a Stevie Nicks tune, and she did it well. She, of course, looked flawless and was gorgeous as a virgin on prom night.

We saw our fair share of makeouts, and we will go on record, and say we have never seen so much tongue at an after party. We don't what was in the water, but we did see one newbie in particular makeout with 5, yes 5!, other guys in the course of the after party. He's ruthless on the court, and a lothario off of it apparently. The after-after party continued on to D-Tox where it only got drunker and sloppier. After a couple of drinks we had to call it a night. We were certain our tongues, and liver, needed a rest if we ever hoped to see the weekend. xoxo

She's Having A Baby!

So first and foremost, a congratulations is in order as most of the league found out on Monday that Robin is....going to be a mom! Don't freak out at the fact that she was doing shots, she's not a boozing it up while pregnant, her partner is the one having the baby. And boy were there shots to be had, we don't understand how Robin stumbled home after Gym Bar, but kudos for still being alive and concious at the end of the night!

So back to the dodgeball of it all. According to the standings Gym Bar is still dominating on the court and narrowly beating Stonewall and The Legally Blondes by 1 match. It is still anyone's game and our MVP award would go to Poppi. We know it's hard to catch Eduardo's balls on the court, but she not only caught it, but she caught it in her vagina. No lie, she caught it and it somehow ended up between her legs. Also keeping the tradition going, Bryan B. of Eagle team hurt his finger really bad. We hear it's something called Mallet Finger, and we think Mandy of Pets at Play has the same problem! Looks like they have something to talk about.

Everyone headed to Gym Bar for the raging after party. They were met by pizza, pitchers of beer, and championship basketball on the television (did we mention this is a gay league?). The flip cup started and it was all down hill from there. We saw some heated runs as the flip cup table was the longest we have ever seen. Technically it was two tables, but still that's a lot of flip cup!

We also saw a lot of making out happen in the evening. We of course saw James and Vinny getting all lovey dovey, Monica was smooching some guy in the corner, Sergio was getting his groove on with a non-dodgeballer, and Kelly was making out with some girl. Did we also mention somehow his shirt magically flew open and he was a little, um, exposed? Not that we minded, we can never pass up a shirtless Kelly opportunity.

All in all, it was one of the craziest and loud after parties we have been to. As the night winded down we hear that some of the boys continued the after after party at Barracuda, but we were far too tired to keep it going. Guess it means we just can't keep up anymore, or maybe it means that we started partying too early. xoxo

Keeping It Up

Last night seemed to continue the running theme of the season: it's pretty much anybody's game at this point and when will those dodgeballers stop getting injured? Gym Bar is still tops in the league according to the standings and with four teams very close on their tails, they better start winning. There was a couple of upsets last night, Stonewall lost to The Legally Blondes, XES whooped Pieces, Eastern Bloc beat the first place Gym Bar, and G Lounge took down not only Bamboo 52 but Pieces as well.

There were some fierce showdowns last night on the court from Big Vinny of Splash narrowly catching the ball against Boy Butter, to Niki single handedly taking down the Eastern Bloc team herself in sudden death. There were so many people screaming at the Duplex and Eastern Bloc game we thought we somehow ended up at Jonas Brother concert.

Ice packs may be the new accessory for the league since the beginning of the season people have been getting injured left and right. Dykey Mikey hurt his knee trying to win against XES and Monica hurt her foot, and apparently fixed it herself, playing on the front court. As hurt as they might have been it didn't stop either of them from heading to the bar afterwards. xoxo

Woofing It Down

So as we head into week 5, it looks like Gym Bar continues to dominate the league, see here. We could assume the large amount of veterans on the team might be an advantage in this newbie filled league, but we are sure the power arm combo of Kelly and Sanchez certainly doesn't hurt either. Speaking of hurt, why was everyone getting injured on Monday? First we saw James the Gym Teacher hurt his ankle in open play, and then we saw Dennis's finger get broken playing for Pets at Play. It's a league of hurt we tell you.

After the games the dodgeballers headed over to WOOF! for some much needed flip cup and $2 drafts. The flip cup was flying, as well as the peanuts (courtesy of Leven). We swear we haven't seen so many soggy nuts since the Black Party. Speaking of Leven he was getting quite cozy with a group of bears that were rather grabby, and we saw the biggest smile on his face that wouldn't stop. Eventually his smile faded when there was a heated exchange between Hank 2.0 ensued. We don't know what was said, but it didn't look pretty.

What did look pretty was when newbie Brian decided to start his flip cup game by swapping shirts with a fellow who's name we never caught. Who knew that boy was stacking under that Eagle jersey? We think it's a fantastic way to start our next game as well. We have never laughed harder than when we saw Vinny, who was sitting in a fragile chair, crash to the floor because Dom sat on his lap. Who knew those two could bend metal with their asses?

After WOOF! the after after party headed to Barracuda where some smooching started and some pouting happened. The pout was courtesy of a very somber Monica who apparently lost both of her games earlier. Honey we all like to win, but don't be Pouty McPouterson when you lose. There is always next week!

We didn't see any of our usual lovely ladies at WOOF! which makes us think there was an alternative after party. We hear the Cubbyhole is to blame, but then again who can blame the ladies for trying to get their dance on? The boys may like their flip cup, but we know those ladies sure love to dance. xoxo

Mirror Mirror On The Wall...

Who is the fiercest team of them all?

From the way all of the teams were playing last night, we would say all of them. It seems as if there was a little tension in the air as the teams are now past the half way point and the race for first is on. Splash continues to dominate the league, with United Shipping Company is right on their tails!

Unfortunately for View Bar, they didn't even have enough people to play. They had to forfeit both games, and Vinny who did show up was none too pleased.

BTW, we are loving the Logo team shirts. I mean we get it that they were supposed to be orange, but bravo to who ever decided to get all Martha Stewart on their asses and design the shit out of them.

And a special shoutout goes out to Eagle and Logo that had one of the most intense sudden-death over times ever. They didn't just have one, they had two. We got goosebumps until Logo got one of the new members of Eagle out.

Well let's just say the real fun didn't even begin until all those dodgeballers got to View Bar. It was there that they began to "fierce it out" they say, and we don't even know where to start on that trying to recap that, but give us time...

Beware of the Flair!

Let's get ready to rumble!

Logo celebrating both of their victories for the night.

The tribe has spoken. David Barton Gym makes like Survivor and paints their face to intimidate their opponents.

Sergio in the first dodgeball showdown of the season.

You know where this picture is headed...

Russell, in what looks like a medevil dungeon, but is really the back room of Henrietta Hudson's.

Vinny, who has become EVERYONE'S newbie crush this week with some of the BAD Boys.

Kelly giving us double V's. Don't worry, we won't tell anyone about you getting a little crazy on the dancefloor!

Could Dom's eyes be any more blue? We are totally J. What's so funny V?

Vat loving the spotlight.

We love our girls in hats

Like we said, we love our girls in hats. Rock it out Gilbride and Shawn.

Mike and Tarah, two newbies who we think totally rule.

Words can't explain the phenomenom that was Shane and Gilbride getting in that cage and giving Rihanna's video for "Disturbia" a run for it's money. It could be the first time two gays got in a cage and danced like there's no tomorrow in this primarily lesbian bar. But we have to say, they gave us good face.

We know these dodgeball gays will do anything to wear the flashiest accessory possible on the court (we totally loved Henrietta's socks and View Bar's ties last season) but this season it's at a whole new level. From David Barton's tribal face painting (which totally felt so Survivor to us) to Stonewall's rocking rainbow studded wristbands, teams are really upping the ante this year. G Lounge is soooo money in their dollar bill sign socks, but we have to give it to Gym Bar for stepping it up a notch and giving us a performance. They totally have found a fun and inventive use for blue running pants. They just rip them off before their game is going to start. We hope the trend continues this season and they start ripping each other's pants off. Now that would be hot.

Logo really dominated on Monday by winning all of their games and both matches which we think could possibly bring them to the top of the pack. Meanwhile we saw our first overtime showdown of the season between Logo and Stonewall. It was 2 vets (Sergio and Monica) pitted against each other, both more stubborn that the other to throw the ball and risk it being caught. In the end, Logo won the showdown and Stonewall was pissed. We secretly think Monica was pissed she hurt her finger (was that a popsicle stick with tape we saw on it?) and we hope it heals....in a couple of weeks.

Eagle also rocked it last night winning all of their games and both matches, but 1 of the matches was won by default. Masterbeat just can't catch a break this season. They had 3, yes 3!, people show up for their games at the end of the night. We hope it was because Monday was Rosh Hashanah, but they haven't had many people show up in the last couple of weeks. Rules state that you must have at least 4 people to play, so they had no choice but to forfeit and continue their losing streak. We feel for you guys and if we could play for you, we totally would.

Our favorite discovery of the evening was a newbie by the name of Vinny who plays for View Bar and has one hell of a throw. We totally think he is not only big and beefy, but dude will hurl that ball at you and make it hurt. We saw several people flanking him at the bar, so we guess his goal of making some new gay friends will pay off. Meanwhile, can we ask where all of the people who are supposed to be shagging went on Monday? We saw Paul the Commissioner practically bust a capillary when Boy Butter had to start shagging their own balls, because no one was behind them to send them back to the court. I guess these gays don't like shagging as much as we thought.

Could we also discuss the deadly combo of two of the best dodgers in the league? David Barton's Asian Persuasion duo - Zach and Vat, really kicked and jumped in ways we didn't think were humanly possible. We totally can't wait to see what moves they bust out next week!

After the game the teams headed to Henrietta Hudson's for some Twister, Beer Pong, and of course Flip Cup. Meanwhile do you remember what we said about the ladies of dodgeball getting more action than the guys last week? It totally rings true, as we saw some lady loving happening right before our very eyes in the corner. It was quite the scene, but not anything like the scandalous beer pong that happened late in the evening. We hear that some of the newbies and veterans stayed around for a game of strip beer pong, and some heavy making out. Perhaps two of them who happen to be teammates for a certain high flying team are just trying to "get to know" each other so they can "play" better. Who are we kidding, the team that plays together gets laid together, end of story.