Truly Outrageous

So last night's 80's party at the Eagle may have felt like this for a lot of people....

But we have to admit everyone came fully dressed to the nines, and wow there were some great outfits. For instance:

Karate Kid was in FULL effect!

Apparently nothing screams 80's like white trash and handlebar mustaches.

Headbands were the accessory du jour.

These guys are 2 members away from actually being The Breakfast Club. How cute is Mezzano in that preptastic white ensemble? These three could be our runners up for favorite outfit of the night.

We loved that Vanessa rocked the one piece blue jumper complete with bright flashy jewelry. You are hot.

We don't even know where to begin with outfit on BBahr, but it kinda turns us on and scares at the same time. Definitely one of our favorites, just mind the tan lines next time.

We loved that glitter was in full effect on Scotty last night.

The off the shoulder shirts ala Flashdance were also in full effect last night.

Words can not express how confused we were when we saw Norman's outfit. We actually didn't even recognize Norman, but sure enough he looked like Ellen Barkin circa 1987. It was like something out of Working Girl. Also Daniel, those bedroom eyes are dangerous. You kept giving them to us all night and we will one day take you up on your offer.

The team that really worked it out last night was Project Sandwich. We would be the meat between those slices of bread any day of the week. So what did YOU think of the 80's party last night. Did we miss anything, or was the night a complete blur for you too? xoxo

Soapy Stuff: Bidding War.

Can you put a price on this hotness? We think not. xoxo

BID ON OUR BACHELOR!
The bachelor auction will include SCOTT EVANS who will be raising money for Big Apple Dodgeball. Every dollar raised from the winning bid will go to BAD!, so we would love for you to come support (and bring your friends who have deep pockets). The event is FREE to attend, and will feature several other HOT bachelors up for auction. Here are the essentials:

When: Tuesday, May 4 from 6pm-9pm
Where: Dave & Buster's (234 W. 42nd Street, 2nd Floor)
More info and RSVP: http://themenevent.com/tssbachelorauction2010.htm

Also you can stop by this after, who said dodgeball was just a Monday night kinda league?

AIDS WALK FUNDRAISER
After the Bachelor Auction, head over to Vlada Bar (331 W. 51st St) where some folks in the league have put together Team 6027 to raise money to for the NYC AIDS Walk and the GMHC of NYC. Help 'em raise dough for a great cause! More info on the event can be found on Facebook.

Stars Are Just Like Us

Looks like Scotty E isn't the only celebrity who is playing dodgeball these days.  Fresh from her performance at White Party in Palm Springs this weekend, wannabe pop tart Ke$ha put on some short pants and hit the court for the West Hollywood Cali Stay Puft Dodge Ball league finals at Staples Center on Monday. According to TMZ her dodgeball skills on the court were almost as bad as her vocals on her horribly addictive songs. When TMZ asked her if she had drank a bottle of Jack before playing the sport, she replied, "Blah, Blah, Blah".  xoxo

Soapy Stuff: The End

We just got a little teary when we saw this. RIP Kish. xoxo

A Picture Is Worth A Thousand Tricks

We decided to take a look back at the season so far and examine all of the fun you may have missed, may have indulged in, or may have been so blackout drunk you didn't realize you had fun.

 Meet the Geek Chic Crew,  because you know looking smart by wearing glasses at dodgeball is SOOOO in this season. They will give their intellectual opinions about life, life and the pursuit of getting lucky at any dodgeball after party.

We wonder what Endre thought was soooo funny?

That's a sandwich we wish was on the menu at Project Sandwich!

We hope Norman picked a winner.

All those dance lessons are finally paying off.

Adam is either watching a documentary on the History Channel, women's golf, or Splash play. We can't tell.

We always duck when we see this face.

Two hands = double trouble.

When they say sing your heart out, they didn't mean it literally. xoxo

Soapy Stuff: This Just Ain't Right

When ABC's soap opera One Life To Live was enjoying a ratings resurgence and newfound buzz, producers were happy to credit the gay romance of Kyle and Fish as the reason why. But now that OLTL has seen its numbers dip? The soap's brass are reportedly blaming it on their decision to go overboard with the gay stuff. Which is why Scott Evans and Brett Claywell's characters are being written off the show.

We first learned OLTL would feature a gay romance last summer; when the pair's first on-screen kiss arrived in August, the gays were agog. And middle American stay-at-home moms, too. But in October, when "Kish" got married, OLTL was trailing its soap competition, landing in sixth place (out of seven spots), when such an exciting plot development should have been reeling in the viewers.

Now showrunner Frank Valentini says, "We are concluding the story that we set out to tell with Kyle and Fish. We are very proud to have broken new ground with a same sex couple on daytime."

Characters are usually written off shows for one of two reasons: Their actors demand unreasonable salary hikes, or viewers are turned off by them. If producers were utterly pleased with the Kish storyline and the response from audiences, undoubtedly they would keep their characters around. But that doesn't appear to be happening, and so into the soap sunset they will ride. But they've had a good run, no? Kissing on camera. Sexing on camera. Marrying on camera. It's been a pretty spectacular representation of gays on television, broke ground in the genre, and we can't fault OLTL for giving it a go.

Enough is Enough

Ok so even we are sick of talking about Scott E, but when we saw this picture in our inbox, well, how could we not post it! It's the leagues favorite non-couple Scott and Gary, or as you have dubbed them SCARY (clever folks!). This is obviously from much happier times, but alas its so adorable we just had to give one last shout out. Did you also know that Scott has his very own Facebook Fan page? Yeah, neither did we, but you can become a fan of his too! While you are at it, you should become a fan of ours as well. We can stop now. xoxo

Something's Fish-y

Ok, so maybe we have been watching One Life to Live recently not just for the ongoing gay plot line of Kyle and Fish on the show. We are mostly watching the show because we knew eventually on every soap it's hot stars usually get somewhat nekkid. Well the hot star in question is actually Scotty from D-Tox, and what do you know he has been getting quite shirtless lately. If that isn't enough for you, Out Magazine named him as one of the Out 100 most influential gay people out there. Out Magazine said, "The gay world is just like high school—but bigger and with fewer rules. We approached all cliques to find the most outstanding and inspiring men and women of the year." They took the words right out of our blog. This got us thinking...should we do a gossipgays most inspiring people and who would totally rule the school? xoxo

Mask And You Shall Recieve

So BAD! decided to have a Masked Party and invited everyone they knew, and I don't think they expected the outrageous and often amazing response that happened at The Eagle last night. There were those who spent hours on their costume, those who felt a little frisky and went half naked, and then there was the ode to Lady Gaga. Hands down the most creative and best of the bunch. That is until Ms. Effie walked through the door.

Daaayyuuummm girl. We hardly recognized you. How have you hid this femme fatale for so long? We give props where props are deserved, and all we have to say is she brought it last night. She also won the costume contest, and it looks like she got Jason, who was trying out for the Phantom of the Opera sequel, by her side. Between all of the pizza, candy, and beers, we are surprised we didn't bust out of our costumes. Some people actually had enough room for a little apple bobbing.

That's right it's just like you are in sixth grade all over again, and while we are sure some of the dodgeballers had no problem with getting down and dirty, it's actually a little more difficult that one might imagine. Rob from American Apparel took home the award for most bobs in a dodgeball event. That boy couldn't get his head outside the water. He just kept going in for more, which is totally why we adore him.

As the night wore on, people started to take off their masks and let their hair down a bit. We saw a couple of teammates getting quite cozy, well actually there were three of them at the bar but one of them left, and the two teammates kept going at it. We could hear Eastern Bloc shouting about something, will they ever shutup?

We saw a newbie in a phantom mask on top of a certain WOOF! member towards the end of the night, and we won't get into what we experienced on the second floor. All we will say is that if you wanted to know why The Eagle is the dirtiest gay bar in Manhattan, the second floor was proof!

Overall we had a blast, and well let's just say everything got crazier at the afterparty at Barracuda. Why is one party not enough with you people? We took off our mask and headed home because if there isn't anything scarier than having a Halloween party at the Eagle, it's realizing the next morning that the trick you brought home doesn't look so great without a mask on. xoxo

Soapy Stuff: And Then He Kissed Me

Finally!! We were nervous that Officer Fish wouldn't push the ballgowns aside and step out of the closet already. xoxo

Soapy Stuff 8-6

So we have always had a crush on the adorable vet Scotty, but now he's a big time soap star on "One Life to Live" . He has exploded all over gay media and the internet, and to top it off he's playing a gay character on the show. There has been a lot of suspense leading up to his character's first man-on-man kiss on today's show, but we here thought it would be nice to re-live some of the past finer moments of his time on the show leading up to what will surely be daytime's hottest gay kiss. xoxo

Balls to the StoneWall

We don't even know where to begin about the shit show that was the end of the season party for BAD! on Monday night at Stonewall. There was dancing, there was hula hooping, there was making out, there were awards, there were shirtless boys, there was beer pong, there were rubber balls pelting people in the face, and there was a whole lotta drinking. BAD! celebrated the end of the season as only they knew how to by drinking the place dry!

The night started out innocently enough. Mixing and mingling for the happy hour special, noshing on some catered food, and flirting up a storm. Poppi and Niki served as the hostesses with the mostesses by MC'ing the Trophies (#1st for Gym Bar, #1st for Eastern Bloc for winning tournament), MVP's, and the "fun awards".

You wonder what the "fun" entails? Some of our favorites included the biggest flirts going to Scotty and Ruby, best hidden talent going to Mikey for his amazing, um, skill, best six pack going to Ken, most likely to have team orgy going to WOOF!, and our personal favorite most likely to end up on gossipgays going to one of our favorite newbies Carrie 2.0. Although our favorite line from Poppi was her commenting on Esther's new haircut. We knew you were the funniest person in BAD!

We know those dodgeballers like to throw balls at each other when they are the Tony Dapolito Center, but god, can't you stop throwing them at each other when you are at the after parties? We narrowly avoided our death from all the little red stress balls that were being torpedoed at our faces after the awards (great idea Niki!). While we know everyone in the league has more than a little stress and aggression, perhaps next season we can think of a less dangerous way to take care of this?

We know the night might get a little hazy from this point on for some of the dodgeballers, but we saw Mikey and Mr. Wind, Carrie 2.0 and Danny, Carrie 2.0 and Scotty, Vat and Craig the ref getting quite friendly. We saw Ruby dirty dancing her pretty little heart out with various boys and girls. We gasped at the shirtless hotness that was Leven, Mr. Wind, and Cutrone. Although nothing in the night could quite top the "Thriller" dance performed by Shane, Vat, and a mystery cutie. We are still shaking the glitter our of our hair.

We have give the drag queen downstairs some credit where credit was due. She got the league's resident straight boy Kelly to take off his shirt for a shot. Every time we go to Stonewall, she harasses all of the boys, and usually she gets one to crack under pressure. We are happy she saved the best for last. We saw Gilbride and Erika in deep discussions downstairs either having a heart to heart or plotting away (we believe in the latter), and it was about that time the party started to move on to the after after party at Eastern Bloc.

A good chunk of the dodgeball crew headed from the west to the east and got their karaoke on. It was rip-roaring good time of a night. We saw a lot of familiar faces, hula hooped with the best of them, and eventually called out sick on Tuesday as anticipated. We have to say we might shed a tear next Monday when we have no one to play flip cup with, but alas fall is right around the corner. But let's be honest, our livers would break up with us if we continued to abuse it the way we have this spring, and god knows we need them for next season. xoxo

Sexiest Male Vet

Mirror mirror on the way, who is the hottest of them all?

Now that we know how you feel about the lovely ladies, let's get to boys in the league. Understand us when we tell you, we couldn't put EVERY guy from BAD! on here, but we thought we would pick some of the more popular ones with our readers. If there someone you feel is totally sexy and not on the list, tell us!

JT may have brought sexy back, but these boys are totally keeping sexy around. xoxo

What A Hoot!

So after creeping on facebook, we stumbled upon some interesting pictures. From what we can gather a bunch of our favorite dodgeballers got together at Hooters (?!) to partake in some drinks and girls (?!). While this may seem like an ordinary thing guys who play dodgeball do, we know these boys are not like your typical frat guys. In fact we know for a fact some of these boys were more interested in the other boys in this picture than a Hooter's waitress (well almost all of them except for Kelly). So this raises many questions...

Did these dodgeballers just meet up at Hooter's on a random Monday night because they miss the days of dodgeball past? Well boys, dodgeball is coming back in a big way in less than two weeks so fear not! Granted we don't think Gym Bar will bring you what looks like 50 hot wings, but they do usually have pretty good pizza if you get there early (or if you are like us we always seem to just miss it). Perhaps they met up for a special occassion like...

Kelly's birthday?? How did we miss that reminder on facebook? We are practically beaten over the head with reminders of people you may know from a random night at Woof! or your second cousin's birthday that you can never seem to remember off the top of your head. How the hell did we miss an occassion like this? It seems like a lot of people from the league came out for it too. Which leads us to our next question...

Who the hell are these hot guys? If you look closely at the group picture you see some new adorable faces amongst your old favorites and past tricks. We don't who brought them or where they came from, but please bring them again!! We love that hot newbie Scott C. finally has someone else to sit next to who loves baseball caps as much as he does (don't worry gray shirt likes his backwards!) but we wonder if they can play as good as they look. So we couldn't help but wonder...

Are these new hot guys playing this season, hence pre-season flip cup game? Anybody knows in BAD! you must be as good in flip cup as you are on the court. The two practically go hand in hand. So from the looks of it, those vets may have some stiff competition. Although we must admit, this flip cup didn't look like your grandfather's game of flip cup. No it looks like the stakes were raised...

Have those dodgeballers found a way to merge their two favorite past times: flip cup and making out? From the looks of it backwards hat hottie has found a friend at the flip cup table. Also did Hooter's finally give in to their straight clientele and get a flip cup table? Or have those pesky dodgeballers taken over America's wings establishment with their wicked ways?

Whatever the reason, we are sure there must be more pictures out there. We know those dodgeballers never leave home without their flair and their cameras. If you got them send them in, and if you know what actually went down, please share. We totally are jealous we weren't invited, but from the looks of it, it may have been a little too crazy for even us. xoxo

On The Fringe!

While we were in hibernation for the holidays, we caught up on A LOT of DVR. While some of it was complete garbage (do you have to sleep with BOTH Ikki twins to get A Shot At Love or just an STD?), we happened to find a diamond in the rough on Fox.

We love everything J.J. Abrams touches, but we happened to take a special liking to what could be our favorite new show of the fall, Fringe. We like it even more because when we were about half way through the season we got deja-vu when we saw a hot familiar face at the beginning of an episode.

Yup those glaring glances and stern scientific looks belong to none other than Scott E., one of our newbie crushes from last season! He played on the Splash team, and they took 1st in the league last season. Quite the fierce competitor, we love that Scott is working it on and off the court.

We also heard that he was mentioned in an interview in The Advocate. Guess it's just a matter of time before we say, "We totally hooked up with that guy in the back of Gym Bar!" xoxo