Masterbeat-down?

We are confused. So did Masterbeat take home the trophy this weekend in the tournament or is this an award for hottest dodgeball team ever assembled? You be the judge. xoxo

Le Cage Aux Follies

Who watches the dodgeballers? We do obviously, and boy did we watch a lot happen on the first night of season 4 on Monday. A lot of teams are really good, and a lot of newbies are really cute! While some have already started getting acquainted, most of them came ready to play (with each other).

Stonewall took the night winning all 6 games, with Gym Bar, Caraway & Sciacca, and Eastern Bloc hot on their tails. Can we also say we are loving the names of teams this year. We are curious, what is your favorite team name though? Comment away!

While we headed over to Henrietta Hudson's for the after-party we nearly squealed when we saw a table full of pizzas. The fat girl inside of us completely indulged, and we were happy to oblige her. Over on the flip cup table, things started getting a little frisky (par for the course). We saw some forced kisses, and some who took it to a whole new level. We gotta give Zack and Vat props for properly ruling the table, and for showing some much needed skin!

We kinda love that someone thought it would be fun to squeeze as many dodgeballers in the cage as possible. We aren't sure exactly how many fit in, or where some people's hands were wandering, but it sure made for great bar fodder. It was after this that we start to see some unneccessary arm touches and long gazing stares happen, and we knew some people were getting lucky.

We did see some tape on Craig's finger at the bar and it looks like he may have been injured on the court. Shocking we know. We hope he didn't get it from what looks like a bar fight with Benji, who we are convinced looks like a 70's porn star with that handlebar mustache. We also must compliment Natalie, a cute newbie, who stayed on the flip cup table and dominated! Niki you may have some stiff competition this year.

As the night winded down he saw our usual cast of characters make their exits, tricks in tow. Surprisingly a lot of newbies have gone home with other newbies. Apparently the veterans may be old news, or just plain old. Whatever the case, we are sure all of that will change next week. xoxo

Hold Me, Thrill Me, Kiss Me, Kill Me

We know we said we were gonna take a break. We said we were tired, but honestly, this was too good to pass up posting. While everyone is soo busy learnig/doing the "Single Ladies" dance (see below) :

We think it's a little bit tired. Did she just really call her Miss B.? While we love Shane and his mad dance skills, we are so over this dance. We know, we said it. We totally were amazed by another Shane and his fierce dance skills.

Shane and Vat, two of our favorite vets, unleashed their own inner Sasha's and showed us the original dance craze that had everyone in the 80's going wild, The Thriller. We love that it's vintage. It never goes out of style and while it may not be exactly perfect, what is after a couple of drinks, we think they would have totally made Michael Jackson proud. xoxo