Thursday, May 13, 2010

I Ain't One To Gossip: Escort Edition

After gazing scanning through the back of a local fag rag, we thought someone looked awfully familiar. It seems as if someone has what can only be described as a double life. By day you think this person seems like a real 9 to 5er, but at night they are making big bucks offering their "services" with the gentlemen, and perhaps women, who reply. You would never know by the looks of them (built, dark, and sexy *our favorite combo*), but we guess everyone has their own dirty little secrets. xoxo

20 comments:

Unknown said...

guys. come on. this is beyond dodgeball and afterparties. this is life shattering. unless this is no one and its fake. and then its just desperate.

Private Eye said...

If you have something that you don’t want anyone to know, maybe you shouldn’t be doing it in the first place. - Eric Schmidt, CEO of Google

Anonymous said...

I don't know. This is different from the match.com post. This is out there for everyone to see in "back of the local fag rag". You can't expect no one to find out. Almost like the porn guy. Let me put it to you this way:

Scenario: What if YOU called this masseur and showed up and it was 'X' person from dodgeball? The cats out of the bag. You know now, and maybe YOU wouldn't saying anything, but you're 1 out of 180 people and the majority of this league lives to gossip. You know theres about 60 people reading this blog right now and texting their friends saying "Did you see the new GG post."

I doubt that very highly that said masseur is really worried about their anonymity if it's this easy to find out who it is. I don't think it's right, but it is fair game.

Anonymous said...

This isn't the actual ad is it? It looks like it's from the 80's.

Anonymous said...

I think this person is safe if it's the real ad. I have no clue who the hell that's supposed to be.

Anonymous said...

Having this on gossipgays isn't life shattering. Putting it the back of the mag was life shattering.

Anonymous said...

This isn't the real ad. It looks like it's from a newspaper, and nobody uses their phone number any more. It's the 21st century so it's all about the email.

Unknown said...

I've been wanting a massage for a while. Would he give us BAD! members a special price?

Unknown said...

life shattering is this:

Joe has a corporate job and is an escort. GossipGays publishes it.

someone googles Joe's name and this post and Joe loses his corporate job.

scenario 2: someone mistakenly names Scott and Scott's company googles him and it comes to this post that he's an escort. though its not true he gets fired.

This post is hateful. The post about the pornstar is hateful. The post about some guys drug addiction last year was hateful. Posting pictures of boyfriend's in the midst of a horrible fight is hateful shit.

Gossipgays is an extension of BigAppleDodgeball which I've been a member from the beginning. The purpose of BAD was to bring people together and this is in no way doing that. For this reason BAD should separate itself from this awful blog.

Anonymous said...

** Sitting with Jeffrey **

Anonymous said...

uh oh Eric Schmidt watch out, your name was mentioned, you're totally going to get fired now.

Re: Scenario 2, What happens if his boss is the dirty old man who calls him? Does he still get fired then? Is that Gossip Gays fault too? Erotic massages is a risky business and when you get into it you should know that. Plus no one has mentioned a name and the real picture hasn't even been posted. Can you say "premature tantrum", wait until someone at least post initials, jeez.

GG Fans: Read the other 16 post from this season, this argument has already been made: "Gossip Gays is soooo bad, it shouldn't exist, it bring shame to Big Apple Dodgeball and gays" and its always followed up with "If you don't like it, then don't read it." No need to rehash this argument now, so everyone save your time and energy.

The Real Gumshoe said...

You people and your quick to jump to conclusions. Take a look at the post "By day you think this person seems like a real 9 to 5er" sounds like they are saying looks like they work a job but maybe they don't. Also I looked at the post and never once did it say it was a guy. It always say this person or someone, never he/she. Ponder that...

Anonymous said...

Yeah, I remember just two seasons ago, you could go to dodgeball and play a harmless game, then go to an after party and flirt, make out, joke, play games, etc., and have a very good time. We had an athletic outlet and an outlet where we could express ourselves as sexual beings without risk of judgment or criticism.

Imagine how much fun it would be if we all treated each other well and didn't judge? Imagine how much more fun we'd have if the conversations went, "Oh, you got to hook up with Mathilda AND Hermione??? That's awesome, they're both sexy." Rather than "You're a whore and too unattractive for them to find you legitimately interesting."

So the question seems to be, do we want to be able to gossip cruelly, or do we want to be able to have fun together? The former deters the latter, so they seem to be mutually exclusive options.

Mary Kate Olson said...

Wowzies, this is, like, heavier than that cup of fat free water I had like two weeks ago. Who cares if this guy wants to be an Escort? Who'd care that he's an American car anyways. I'm in, like, a ja-gillion magazines a day where they call me a coke snorting, anorexic, celebutant and I still get paid like a million dollars a day for being an ecstasy popping, bulimic, Ledger killer, so I don't think this blarg is going to ruin anyone's life. Geeezus, Jeffrey, you're a debbie downer dot com backslash over reacting drama queen dot html. Comet, Comet, Comet.

Anonymous said...

I think if you put your picture in the back of a magazine offering your services, kind of puts you out in the public anyways. Who says escorts put out anyways??

Scotty E said...

You HAD to use the name Scott as your example!!?!?!?!

: )

Anonymous said...

Scott E, ur fired!

Anonymous said...

In the words of my favorite View talkshow host: "So WHAT... Who CARES!?"

Scotty E said...

Thank god i'm already unemployed!!

Anonymous said...

Anyone know who it is?