We stumbled upon this strapping lad while, um, searching for our next husband. Doggonit' we think we found him. Hey Michael you look really hot in that rugby getup, and the fact that you love the occassional cocktail and are close with your family made us think you are so husband material. We don't understand how no one has snagged you yet. We are a sucker for down to earth and well educated guys who have a job, call us easy. The only problem is that you mention you are sporty but failed to mention your amazing dodgeball skills in this profile. Perhaps saving that for the second date? We do agree, you are totally a catch. xoxo
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its lacrosse btw GG, get your sports right
He IS cute!
I'm concerned about the length of his white shorts.
Are you guys really going to start trolling for dodgeballer's manhunt profiles to make yourself relevant again? So sad.
FAIL.
your welcome, GG :)
I've got some more more goodies to send you....
Fucked up? Really? yeah ok. whatever you say. If you don't want people seeing it, don't put IT on the internet. It's not like they dug up someone's raunchy manhunt or adam4adam pictures. And even if they did, if you don't want it to be seen, don't put it where it can be seen. If they were posting pictures of people that were taken in secret without the person knowing they were taken, THAT would be fucked up. This is like showing finding someone's year book and passing it around (only that picture is clearly better than anyone's yearbook photo). It's not like they're even making fun of him. Everything in the post is complimentary. Some of you queens are so damn touchy.
How vicious.
To post someone's attempt to find someone to start a relationship with? To find humor or fun with someone's search for love? That's fucked up.
In a community where sleeping around is more the norm instead of the exception we should lift up examples like this for their nobleness and not for entertainment.
There's a special place in relationship hell for both you GG and the schmuck (I assume Anon 12:33) who thought this would good entertainment.
Amen Carrie Nation.
It's fucked up, and GG has hit a new low. A nice guy looking for a nice guy with the expectation that it was not going to be taken out of context and posted for everyone to comment and judge.
I think it's reasonable to have expected that this would be kept private. Yes, it's on the internet, but in a specific context where it's posted with the expectation that it will only be viewed by registered subscribers also looking for solid, stable relationships (not for mockery and judgment).
Yes, we are saying nice things (I hear Mike's a great guy), but there are some things that we should still honor with a bit of discretion.
Carrie Nation, I'd love to buy you a Smirnoff Ice someday.
and there's a special place in everyday hell for people as unloved, and unwanted and especially humorless as you two.
Unloved???
Carrie Nation, I love you. And want you. Plus I bet you're a little hilarious.
Preach on, baby girl. I promise you have my love and affection.
The Moving Finger writes; and, having writ,
Moves on: nor all thy Piety nor Wit
Shall lure it back to cancel half a Line,
Nor all thy Tears wash out a Word of it.
i say this is free publicity for Mike...now we all know he is looking for a relationship and not a hook up (wrong league) but anyways this is a agood piece to share for people who do not resort to match.com and rather go to gossipgays
Ok, so as much as I never thought I would write this, I have to agree with Chance. GG looks like they are in love with Michael and have nothing but praise, along with the comments from everyone else. "Trying to find humor or fun" has been this website's position since I have been reading it. It's part of the sarcasm of never taking this site so seriously. I don't think someone's Match.com profile, or facebook, or manhunt, or hell even their myspace has been made for private when you put your picture and statistics out there for all of the internet to see. Carrie Nation - I don't mean to play devil's advocate, but what if GG was actually trying to help Michael by showing that he's a nice guy looking for love in a league filled with boys and girls probably doing the same? I know people may sleep around in this league, but if you don't think that everyone isn't trying to find true love, well then maybe you are dilusional one. And Anon 2:58 if you think this is a new "low" for GG well then aren't as privy to this site than you thought. Try looking in the archive at all the breakup notices/polls asking who the best in bed is/blind items about people using drugs or having group orgies. Compared to that, this is child's play.
Carrie Nation - perhaps I am in that relationship hell you speak of. Maybe it's time to be clear who I am. I am someone looking for love. Real love (not the Mary J Blige kind). Ridiculous, inconvienent, consuming, can't live without eachother kinda love. And don't think that love is here on this cheap post, in this god forsaken website on the internet. It's not your fault, it's mine. I shouldn't have gone to Manhunt looking for love. I should have just stuck to Match.com.
Harry Ladshaw, I'm in inconvenient and ridiculous love with you. And I'm consuming bagel bites and marshmallow fluff right now.
Tawny Pennybottom - we need you to chime in as the voice of reason already. Where is your comment??
Harry Ladshaw, I know I have a boyfriend but...will you marry me? That quote is amazing. Down with Peyrofsky!
Oh, and this conversation is ridiculous.
I need to start playing lacrosse...
Yummy.
Carrie Nation et. al., I agree 100%with you.
Attempts to find healthy relationships are only laughed at by those that know that that sort of thing is not possible for them in this lifetime.
That person (Mike?) is a stranger who has no idea that his image and personal information are on this blog. It's terrible. Really, really, classless. Are we that immature? What does this say about our league? This blog?
A joke to lighten the mood: You’re so fat you have more chins than a Chinese phonebook.
ISN'T THAT FUNNY?!?!? Obsesity is funny. So, so, so, so fucking hilarious.
Almost as funny as an unsuspecting stranger looking for love.
As you might expect, my tits totally perked up at this controversy (actually, they're on the nightstand next to my two jellies, petroleum and smuckers).
I just read an article in the NY Times today about this very thing, and I clutched my pearl necklace when I scrolled up and found they were talking about Formspring and not my GG! The similarities, though, were surprising. Check it out.
The truth is, I actually like the BAD! girls and girl-men. I like all of them, and I like them all a LOT. I don't see the joy in trying to tear another dballer down, be it anonymously, deserved, or even accidentally. I enjoy it more when we're being supportive-yet-hilarziballs (whoever said mean and funny were the same has clearly never watched my amateur porn).
As for this post, it's true it's good publicity (and now I know to let that keeper of a beefman pull my pigtails at the playground whenever he likes), but maybe he did not want for everyone to see his profile, which was put up for a specific purpose for a specific audience, not for general consumption and dissection. So I might've let this tidbit slip by unpublished. Is it worth this level of controversy? Dunno, but he'll let us know, and we'll all apologize.
We can still have fun with gossip, but let's remember that we have a good thing going in this league. If we tear down the members of the league, we tear down the league (though I'll still be out every Tuesday morning at 3:45 a.m. offering a blowie for a stoli-and-nehi).
Lacrosse-flavored kisses,
Tawny
Again, I must extend the offer to buy Miss Pennybottom a drink of her choosing.
I, Storm, Mistress of the Elements commands you to stop this ridiculous argument!! I said, STOP IT! An arctic wind shall cool the fires of this debate and freezing rain shall discontinue the pointless banter.
Although, that man in the picture makes me sweat more than Professor Xavier's head at a picnic. GODDESS NO! I mustn't let my emotions get the best of me...
Ororo Monroe is putting me through it! LMAO
this is a sad post from gg... please look harder for better dirt than a guy looking for a relationship. it's not even gossip it's sad that you would post something like that...it doesn't even revolve around dodgeball...it's completley irrelevant and unecessary... for lack of a better word it's just mean...
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