We Found Our Match

We stumbled upon this strapping lad while, um, searching for our next husband. Doggonit' we think we found him. Hey Michael you look really hot in that rugby getup, and the fact that you love the occassional cocktail and are close with your family made us think you are so husband material. We don't understand how no one has snagged you yet. We are a sucker for down to earth and well educated guys who have a job, call us easy. The only problem is that you mention you are sporty but failed to mention your amazing dodgeball skills in this profile. Perhaps saving that for the second date? We do agree, you are totally a catch. xoxo

Styling and Profiling: V

Let's just say we have booked a one way ticket aboard the S.S. Villanova, with V as the captain leading the ship to what can only be the most awesome destination. We don't know what port we are getting off at, but at least we know we are going to get off, with V's help of course. All aboard!

Here are five reasons alone we have been crushing on V for a while:

#1) She is the girl to beat in Big Apple Dodgeball. She was once described as a pitbull with lipstick who can catch the shit of your ball with a smile, but honestly that doesn't even do her justice. Seriously, don't throw it at her, she will catch it and you will get mad every time. She is one of the fiercest competitors out there, and also one of the smartest.


#2) She's been doing this for a while, just look at what an athlete she was at 11! She's been honing her craft, and it just might finally be paying off.

#3) She's got team spirit. She played for Woof! last season, and this season she is a Gym-Nasty. Although deep down, we are pretty sure she loves to break out the sign language for sea turtles move every now and again. Perhaps with old team members, or just rocking out in her apartment.

#4) She is a monster on the flip cup table. She can drink it, flip it, and have to time to look amazing doing it, while you are still trying to gulp it down. We also love that she has fun and inventive ways to always start a game with the other head of the table.
#5) Lastly we love that she knows how to get down and dirty. Some of the pictures we saw from her 30th birthday this weekend were scandalously amazing. We love that Jennifer Beals is totally making a comeback in the BAD! league and V is embracing it. The hair alone should let you know that she rocks, and she rolls. xoxo.

Styling and Profiling: Niki K.

We love ourselves some Niki, and she totally rules the real B.A.D. Girls club, so if you are in her with her, you are golden. We also love that she will give you Sarah Palin better than Tina Fey ever thought she could, and you know we love a good maverick.

She is super hump-tastic and not afraid to do it anywhere and everywhere. It's how you know she loves you and can be highly enjoyable.
We have to give her props. She played the first season of B.A.D. and kicked some serious tail. Then she just stuck to reffing the second season which was so bizarre to us. She was a tough but fair ref, so when we found out she was going to play this season, we were quite thrilled. She's one of the pink ladies of G Lounge team.

Did we mention this girl is a master of karaoke? We hear can do "Faith" by George Michael some serious justice. We think the way she is serenading Poppi so sweet we haven't been that touched since we saw "The Notebook".

Lastly, we serious love Niki because she is a super friend. Hell we even hiked it out to Queens to rock the mic once. You know we never like to leave our bourough, but sometimes certain people are worth breaking the rules for.

Styling and Profiling: Mike G.

Gossipgays is going to start a weekly profile series on people in BAD we think kick ass. Not just kick ass, but kick ass so amazingly, everyone should know who they are and suck up to them to be their friends. Our first BAD ass is quite possibly the funnest out of the whole lot. It' s the unstoppable and single, Gilbride. Ladies and Gents, if you don't know who he is yet, you should totally facebook his ass!

Let us list the reasons we love him so:

First of all, he looks hot without shirt. Not just hot, but like so hot you wish he never wore one.

He's a funny motherfucker. Like funnier than Tina Fey doing Sarah Palin at a gun show talking about Alaska, Joe Six-Packs, and Bristol. He has us rolling on the floor whenever he opens his mouth.

He ALWAYS has the shortest shorts and the tallest socks (and filling them out very nicely we might add) on the court. We realize Norman loves a good pair of pink shorts, but Mike is WORKING it. If Tim Gunn were at Tony Dapolito's he would say: "Mike, frankly I have nothing more to say. You made it work. Carry on."

He's a team player, and he always looks out for his friends. Everyone loves the guy, how could you not? Look he even matches his socks to his shirt!

Apparently men travel from all over the place just for a little Gilbride loving. Wasn't there something about a boy from Canada...

He is always posing. He knows how to work his angles. Tyra would be very proud!

Back in the day he went to McLean High School and get this participated in the 1997-98 VHSL State Forensics Meet. He did finish 6th in the AAA division of the Storytelling portion, but c'mon give the girl some credit for trying. (It's amazing what you find on the internet these days...)

He's a master at flip cup, we would totally never kick him off in survivor flip cup.

He also can take a shot with the best of them. We know he has quite the penchant for Jaegar.

If you see Mike, there is a chance you will see his bestie Shane too. They are inseperable and like a comedic duo every time we see them.

And lastly, can we just reiterate, bitch knows how to POSE. Isis, you could take a couple lessons from Ms. Gilbride.

We heard it was Mike's birthday party this weekend on Sunday, a party sure not to be missed at The Park (10th and 18th) from 6-11 in the Penthouse and Red Room. Apparently there will be shots and hot tubs, what more could we ask for?