Styling and Profiling: Mike G.

Gossipgays is going to start a weekly profile series on people in BAD we think kick ass. Not just kick ass, but kick ass so amazingly, everyone should know who they are and suck up to them to be their friends. Our first BAD ass is quite possibly the funnest out of the whole lot. It' s the unstoppable and single, Gilbride. Ladies and Gents, if you don't know who he is yet, you should totally facebook his ass!

Let us list the reasons we love him so:

First of all, he looks hot without shirt. Not just hot, but like so hot you wish he never wore one.

He's a funny motherfucker. Like funnier than Tina Fey doing Sarah Palin at a gun show talking about Alaska, Joe Six-Packs, and Bristol. He has us rolling on the floor whenever he opens his mouth.

He ALWAYS has the shortest shorts and the tallest socks (and filling them out very nicely we might add) on the court. We realize Norman loves a good pair of pink shorts, but Mike is WORKING it. If Tim Gunn were at Tony Dapolito's he would say: "Mike, frankly I have nothing more to say. You made it work. Carry on."

He's a team player, and he always looks out for his friends. Everyone loves the guy, how could you not? Look he even matches his socks to his shirt!

Apparently men travel from all over the place just for a little Gilbride loving. Wasn't there something about a boy from Canada...

He is always posing. He knows how to work his angles. Tyra would be very proud!

Back in the day he went to McLean High School and get this participated in the 1997-98 VHSL State Forensics Meet. He did finish 6th in the AAA division of the Storytelling portion, but c'mon give the girl some credit for trying. (It's amazing what you find on the internet these days...)

He's a master at flip cup, we would totally never kick him off in survivor flip cup.

He also can take a shot with the best of them. We know he has quite the penchant for Jaegar.

If you see Mike, there is a chance you will see his bestie Shane too. They are inseperable and like a comedic duo every time we see them.

And lastly, can we just reiterate, bitch knows how to POSE. Isis, you could take a couple lessons from Ms. Gilbride.

We heard it was Mike's birthday party this weekend on Sunday, a party sure not to be missed at The Park (10th and 18th) from 6-11 in the Penthouse and Red Room. Apparently there will be shots and hot tubs, what more could we ask for?