From Our Hag To Yours: Tip #2

This Week's Edition: How to get a great hag, and how to keep her!

Tip #2) Get group approval

Run said female by your main gays. It won't take but five minutes before they bitch about her behind her back or try to steal her from you.

You want a girl who everybody loves, otherwise, it will get awkward fast if you have to babysit her while out at B Bar.

Outgoing, confident, and not afraid to discuss blow jobs in graphic detail seem to be a prerequisite. This is not a role for shy or timid or the ugly for that matter.

Make sure she attracts cute guys rather than repel them. Remember only ugly people hang out with ugly people. Everyone can be beautiful on the inside, but being beautiful on the outside is what counts.