So it was Nick the Fireman's birthday at the View Bar on Monday, and he did what any good dodgeball playing boy would do for his birthday, he took a body shot off a hot guy. We happen to be resident experts in the art of drinking and body shots happen to be a specialty of ours. So let us help you amateurs out.
Tip#1 - Find a Strong Shot
We know this may sound easy, but trust me no lemondrop shots are gonna fly at an establishment like View Bar. You gotta dig deep and go to a place you haven't been to since high school. Remember that time you threw up because you had too many shots of So-Co? Well get ready to relive your adolscence. Jaegar, Goldschlager, and our favorite Tequila will do just fine.
Any old twink just won't do. You need to find someone with a little meat on their bones. Bears in this situation would not be a good idea since the thought of getting those little black hairs out of your mouth is supposed be something you do later in the evening. Usually a hot boy will attract a big crowd, because let's face it, who doesn't like to see a hot boy take off his shirt? In this situation Gilbride a great job of scaring up a decent crowd of rowdy men just waiting to see him give us a peek of his happy trail.
Tip#3 - Make Sure You Finish with Gusto!
Sure you can be lame and take the shot and be done, but what's the point of wasting this opportunity? After you take the shot and the crowd goes wild, enjoy the mayhem and plant a kiss on the hot boy. It's the perfect way to get a no strings attached kiss and it makes the crowd go twice as wild. If you really get gutsy, since you are already at his navel proceed to venture south and who knows where you may get from there...
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