So last night we were fascinated by the debates as much as anyone else, and Obama totally rocked it out. The only problem we found was he was looking well a little less black than usual.
In fact he looked downright orange. We wonder if he totally stole Lindsay Lohan's phone, called a tanning salon, and made a last minute appointment to come off as hip and trendy. Maybe it was because we were watching it in High Def or maybe we weren't as fascinated by McCain's combover as usual. Whatever the case may be, we completely think we figured out who this "Joe the Plumber" character is....
We saw her at the Cubby Hole once at the jukebox, and when she said her name was Joe it made us think of "Facts of Life" and the crush we had on Nancy McKeon growing up. Little did we realize how much the candidates were gonna talk about Joe and her issues, and have her be such a central part of the final debate for president of the US. God did Nancy McKeon make us wanna buy a motorcycle so bad.
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