Sorry Charlie!

It pains us to say, but our friend Charlie has been voted off of Survivor last night. And it was soooo not fair because he was totally blindsided. He knew how to play the game and he looked damn good doing it too (he said he lost 14 pounds from the experience, we are thinking he has figured out our new diet for Fire Island). In a 5-4 vote he was the 10th person voted off Survivor: Gabon, and the 2nd jury member who will decide who ultimately makes off with the 1 million dollar grand prize. We think Sugar may actually fool everyone long enough to win this thing.

Lucky for him he gets to head on over to the Ponderosa where his good "friend" Marcus is, and the now get some much need alone time together, to you know, discuss the game. If he really has game, he would put a move or two on Marcus. Remember, don't hate the playa, hate the game. xoxo

Surviving

We are so happy our friend Charlie is still surviving the African jungle that is Gabon on this season's Survivor. He has watched the show every season, so he knows in order to stay in the game you need to form an alliance with some of the other players and he has wisely joined forces with another fellow hottie, Marcus.

Marcus is a straight doctor from Jacksonville, FL (who unintentionally had a little wardrobe malfunction of his own during the premiere that sent the gays in a tizzy) and we think this is one of the cutest bromances we have seen in a while. We know Charlie was probably getting a little lonely in Africa, we are so happy he has someone like Marcus to keep him company.

We think Charlie actually inspired us to diet. With those 6 pack abs he is sporting maybe we should just stick to cooking our own rice and catching fish in dirty ponds in order to get ready for Fire Island next year? Whatever it is, it's working for him!

Let's Get Real

So, we have always had a crush on Charlie, a lawyer who just happens to be hot and loves to run marathons. We always saw him out, but this summer, he was suspiciously absent. Our assumption was that perhaps he went to rehab, or moved back home, or got on a reality show. Little did we know, the latter of all the crazy assumptions would turn out to be true.

Yup Charlie is a contestant on this fall's upcoming season of Survivor. Is it possible he got even hunkier, or do they just have really great airbrushers? While we aren't fans of the show, we now have a new reason to watch. That and aren't the contestants usually shirtless a lot of the time and losing crazy amounts of weight?? Sign us up, but if he has to eat bugs or bull testicles we might puke.

He's totally not the only person we know on a reality show coming up in the fall. Our British friend William is going to be a contestant on Stylista this fall, and this show is produced by the almighty one and only Tyra Banks!

We can only assume he does well, and that he keeps his promise of being "a backstabber in an evil way".