Let's Get Real

So, we have always had a crush on Charlie, a lawyer who just happens to be hot and loves to run marathons. We always saw him out, but this summer, he was suspiciously absent. Our assumption was that perhaps he went to rehab, or moved back home, or got on a reality show. Little did we know, the latter of all the crazy assumptions would turn out to be true.

Yup Charlie is a contestant on this fall's upcoming season of Survivor. Is it possible he got even hunkier, or do they just have really great airbrushers? While we aren't fans of the show, we now have a new reason to watch. That and aren't the contestants usually shirtless a lot of the time and losing crazy amounts of weight?? Sign us up, but if he has to eat bugs or bull testicles we might puke.

He's totally not the only person we know on a reality show coming up in the fall. Our British friend William is going to be a contestant on Stylista this fall, and this show is produced by the almighty one and only Tyra Banks!

We can only assume he does well, and that he keeps his promise of being "a backstabber in an evil way".

Crushing

We are sad to see the bodybuilder eye candy, Jesse, leave the Big Brother house this week, but we have some parting shots that were taken before he went on the show, and well, when he can't talk, and just looks pretty, we can actually stand him!

I wonder if he didn't think these photos would come out after his 15 minutes of reality fame came about. 

If you want to see Jesse in action, click below:

www.youtube.com/watch?v=4LjJhwq1yzy&feature=related

Homo On The Range

We have started watching Big Brother last night, and with every new season comes the question, which one is the gay guy they will inevitably be kicked off soon? The gays never make it to the end, but this one in particular we hope doesn't suffer the same fate as the gays before him!

Age: 35

Hometown: Dallas, TX via Opelousas, LA

Occupation: Rodeo Competitor

Marital Status: Single

That's right he is a Gay COWBOY. He is like the modern day Ennis from "Brokeback Mountain". We have pulled the following from his biography.

Steven is a geographic consultant by day and a rodeo cowboy by night. He is a champion bull rider in the gay rodeo circuit. (They have a gay rodeo circuit in Texas?!)

He attended the Sam Houston State University in Huntsville, TX as well as the University of North Texas in Denton. He earned a Bachelor's Degree in General Agriculture/Marketing and lists graduating from college as his proudest accomplishment. (So he's educated, but is wasting his degree).

He describes his perfect romantic partner as strong and masculine, financially secure and smart. (Aren't we all looking for that?!?)

Some of his favorite activities include being outside with his dog, Payton, a one-eyed miniature Daschund (Say What?!).

He also loves watching television and working out. His favorite television shows are "Heroes," "Project Runway" and "Nip/Tuck." (As Christian would say Fierce!)

He sees himself as being extremely good at reading people and then manipulating them into doing what he wants them to do. He feels he is unique and random and claims that everyone who meets him likes him. (So we are sold!)

I think it's reality show love at first sight.