The End Is Rear

Balls (literally and figuratively) were flying in the air on Monday at the final night of regular play for Big Apple Dodgeball. Flying so high that at least 5 people (that we saw) were hit in the face with a ball, and that wasn't even the tip of the iceberg (Kelly can't you just play nice??). We aren't sure if its just the intensity of final night play, some hidden animosity between players, or roid rage but whatever it was, it wasn't pretty.

We witnessed the vicious elbowing of Poppy by an Eagle teammate. She totally had a crater on her forehead, but what concerned us most is the paramedics that tried to convince her to go to the hospital, but just like Amy Winehouse she said, No No No. She was fine after an icepack and a drink, just what the doctor would have ordered!

Splash may have single handedly won the season, with United Shipping Company and Eagle competing for second and third place respectively. We give props where props are due, but they better bring it at next week's tournament.

When we asked Benji what he thought of reffing this season, he made this face and then proceeded to run to G Lounge for the after party. And what a way to end the season, we saw more couples pairing off than an singles cruise in Mexico. Perhaps Paul the Commissioner was just speaking to Spencer about the season, but we saw them get awfully close. Perhaps this wasn't the first time they hung out this week?

Also what was the deal with the side meeting of the minds? We saw a heavy discussion happening with V leading, Sanchez nodding, Sergio dancing, Weeks looking pretty, Dom getting icy, and Monica itching for a drink. We hope they were discussing something VERY important for that long, you know how we like to be involved in everything! We were jealous we weren't invited.

It was off to Cubbyhole for the after after party and boy did it deliver. The boys and girls got together for the impromptu danceparty and hookups indeed. We love that Dykey Mikey found a new boy lesbian in Craig who was totally willing to join him in all things lesbian. And could it be two certain teammates have found love on and off the dodgeball court. We know one of them may be in a relationship but it didn't stop them from making out in the corner! Like we said before, the after after party is always where it's at, two turntables and a microphone. xoxo

I Ain't One to Gossip: Hungry for Love

Could it be? Could there be love on the court? Our favorite Hungarian and Hunky Hairy officially dating now? They've appeared pretty openly chummy for a few weeks now at post play, and word has it it's not just at/after dodgeball. Call us romantic, but we think it's cute. xoxo

I Ain't One to Gossip 11-25

Last night's after after party at Cubbyhole saw many a surprise hookups, but our favorite is one of Manhattan's finest and a certain hard playing vet who have left together two weeks in a row and have used the age old excuse of sharing a cab. We are sure they shared lots more than a cab! xoxo

Post Play 11-24

We hear those dodgeballers are heading to G Lounge (225 W. 19th St at 7th Ave) tonight following their almost last week of the fall season. They got a lovely $4 draft special (after 9pm) and strong ass frozen cosmos that will keep you very warm on a cold winter's night.

I know, deja-vous right? We swear this week it's for real. We also love any reason to show off Week's backside. xoxo

Makeups/Breakups 11-24

We think it's something in the air. xoxo

Lonely Boy Here

So we are wondering what is going on this weekend? Are those crazy dodgeballers going to rage somewhere? Perhaps those frisky footballers have a watering hole they are going to gather at? Feel free to comment and let us know where YOU are going to get drunk at. We always like to know where the action is, and who is getting it. xoxo

One Big Gay Expo

We learned three things at the Gay Expo (skip to :55 in the video) :

1) How to throw like Monica, but we still think he throws like a girl.

2) Tank tops, sneakers, and jock straps are the official BAD! attire. No wonder guests can't come watch the games.

3) People still shoot in VHS and edit it in their high school homeroom class.

Though BAD! would totally be lying if they said they didn't love the attention. xoxo

One Funny Honey

Move over Ellen, there is a new funny lady in town. Naturally, our girl Poppi took home the Go Award for "Best Local Comic" from Go! Magazine. I mean, she has us rolling on the floor at Duplex when she is bartending, and she is always the hit at the after parties for dodgeball. Personally we think this bitch is hilarious, and we couldn't be more proud of her. xoxo

Spotted: Sealed With A Kiss

Guess you could say you had to be there. God bless modern technology. xoxo

Buying Boys

Wait the cute boys from the Gay Football League are auctioning their hot asses off tonight at Splash? And it's during happy hour? You totally just made our hump day.

Here are the details:

Our annual NYGFL Bachelor Auction is fast approaching! Save the date to join in the League's annual charity event to benefit the Ali Forney Center.

Where: Splash Bar, located at 50 West 17th Street, between 5th and 6th Avenues.

Meet the bachelors at 6pm, Show starts at 7:30

A Hole in One.

Sometimes one party is just never enough for those dodgeballers. Last night after a fierce 9th week of dodging and weaving balls, some headed over to Stonewall (we hope no one ended up at G Lounge!) for some beverages and flip cup. Boy were they surprised by the brazeningly funny and frank drag queen who was calling out numbers for Bingo downstairs. We wish we could remember her name but we were so transfixed we forgot to ask!

She got a lot of the dodgeball boys to do some dirty things, for just a shot. We loved it when she coaxed Thom to give a peek of his derrier for some liquor, but our favorite part of the night belongs to Gilbride. He not only got shirtless, but he got a straight boy, gulp, who was in from out of town on a class trip, double gulp, and was about to head to military college, we just died, to give him a kiss on the cheek. We were wondering if he was gonna slip him some tongue, but Gilbride's way too classy for that naturally.

Oh and there was a fierce game of flip cup upstairs but we got so hazy from all of the shots, we hardly got the chance to play. Then we headed over to Cubby Hole for Niki's "Un-birthday" party. We are still a little unclear about what we were celebrating, but we don't need a reason to take down some $4 Mojitos. The ladies were in full effect, but we think the guys outnumbered the girls for the first time ever at Cubby Hole!

We loved the music, but we didn't like the cold. So many people had jackets and bags that were shoved in the corner, we are suprised we found our jackets at the end of the night. Luckily nothing was stolen and we got the chance to dance our asses off at the music selection, Dykey Mikey was that you had us rocking out to Gun and Roses?

We are actually starting to think the after after parties are becoming all the rage. While calling out to work on Tuesday shouldn't be a weekly thing, it may be worth it from time to time. xoxo

I Ain't One To Gossip: Bingo Fever

We find it interesting that two newbies, one bearded and one baby faced, have been pretty chummy with each other lately. Our sources say the two were inseperable at Stonewall last night, and they even boldly escaped prosecution from the drag queen manning the bingo wheel and left together. Guess they got lucky in more ways than one. xoxo

Spotted... But We Need Your Help

Who is this hot shirtless stud? We're asking YOU if you can help in identifying this hunk of man. Anyone? Anyone? Bueller? We'd appreciate an introduction. xoxo

Post Play 11-17

CORRECTION: 11/17 @ 3:55pm
Looks like those clowns at Big Apple Dodgeball partied so hard they couldn't keep the parties straight. Evidently, post-play fun tonight is at STONEWALL, not G Lounge. G Lounge is the following week. After-after party remains at Cubby tonight.

UPDATE :: 11/17 @ 1:20pm
According to our loyal readers, the after-after party is indeed at the Cubby Hole tonight. Who knew one party isn't enough for a Monday night? I think we need a disco nap. xoxo

Sorry Charlie!

It pains us to say, but our friend Charlie has been voted off of Survivor last night. And it was soooo not fair because he was totally blindsided. He knew how to play the game and he looked damn good doing it too (he said he lost 14 pounds from the experience, we are thinking he has figured out our new diet for Fire Island). In a 5-4 vote he was the 10th person voted off Survivor: Gabon, and the 2nd jury member who will decide who ultimately makes off with the 1 million dollar grand prize. We think Sugar may actually fool everyone long enough to win this thing.

Lucky for him he gets to head on over to the Ponderosa where his good "friend" Marcus is, and the now get some much need alone time together, to you know, discuss the game. If he really has game, he would put a move or two on Marcus. Remember, don't hate the playa, hate the game. xoxo