On The Rocks?

What happened to our favorite couple in the league, Leven and Weeks? These two have kept their torrid love affair on the DL and we have to ask, "What's the Deal?". If anyone knows the whereabouts of their runaway romance, throw us a fricking bone already. xoxo

And The Winners Are...

After being totally j we didn't win an award at the End of the Season bash, we got all agro and decided to make our own awards, The GG's! We asked for you to vote for your favorites, and a lot of you told us who was the hottest and best in BAD! So without further ado, the winners:

Cutest Vet: (tie) PTW and Gilbride - We could not agree more. This killer combo will make you laugh your face off and give you a hard-on. Both equally pleasurable.

Hottest Body: Endre - This picture may not do his big guns justice, but this attractive rookie is hotter than a summer day in Georgia.

Sexiest Rookie: Scott C. - Quickly becoming a newbie sensation this season, we totally have a crush on Scott C. and it seems like a lot of you do too.

Dominates at Flip Cup: Niki -Watch yourself with this girl. She will kick your ass on and off the court. We actually think she got a minor Flip-Cup in college.

Best Dodgeballer: Monica - This bitch's "I Heart Carrie Underwood" headband and two handed throw have become her signature, and boy have some of players tried to throw like her with little success. We love her, but maybe she retire the ref whistle next season. We hate it when she starts to countdown.

Most Fashionable: (tie) Norman and V. - While we have a lot of love for Norman's notoriously short shorts, V's bangs have hypnotized us this season. We think both are totally fashion foward.

Most Memorable Moment: Pole Dancing at Henrietta Hudson's - OH.MY.BLOG. This was the most entertaining, outlandish, and hilarious moment of the season as V, Kelly, and Lori took their talents to the stripper pole. Any reason for Kelly to take off his shirt is reason enough for us to watch.

Best at Open Play AND Most Likely to Sleep With After Seeing Them Play: Kelly - He is one of the most polarizing players in the league. On the one hand he scares the bejesus out of us on the court with his powerful arm. On the other, we totally want to bang him. What's a girl to do?

So did the public get it right? Did your favorites win, or do you demand a recount? Sound off and let us know what you think. xoxo

It's Awards Time

So the BAD! league gave out it's awards on Weds night's crazy End of the Season Dodgeball party. Sanchez, V, and Paul the Commissioner helped to dole out the awards to some very eager dodgeballers. There were roses, medals, trophies, and water guns? xoxo

Regular Season Winner (Splash)
Tournament Winner (Masterbeat)

MVP Awards

Splash - Craig B.
Boy Butter - Lori + Nick
Woof - Vinny
Logo - Scott C.
Eagle - Mikey + Jeff
Henrietta Hudson's - Beaux
Stonewall - Monica
MasterBeat - Dominic
Gym Bar - V.
G Lounge - Benji
David Barton - Robin
United Shipping - Osada + Molly + Alisha

FunBag Awards
Most Artful Dodger - Zach (David Barton)
Biggest Guns - Vinny (Woof)
Shortest Shorts - Norman (Hen Hud)
Scrappiest Players - Scott E. (Splash) & Lori (Boy Butter)
Rookie - Scott C. (Logo)
Veteran Award - PTW (Boy Butter)
Best Legs - Bryan D. (Stonewall)
Most Likely to Score - Derek (Gym ) & Gladiator Jen (Splash)
Sportsmanship Award - Dennis (Hen Hud's)
Biggest Flirts - Niki (G Lounge) & Gilbride (Logo)
Biggest Smartass - Poppi (Eagle)
Class Couple - Jeff (Gym) and Bryan (US Ship) & Thom (Masterbeat) & RJ (Boy Butter)
Biggest Lesbian - Dykey Mikey (Eagle)
Most Fabulous Flair -- Chris M. (Logo)

The Other After Party

While those boys were busy showing their asses at Urge, the ladies were getting pretty scandalous over at the Cubbyhole. Dykey Mikey and the lovely ladies were getting their drink on and apparently got VERY friendly towards the end of the night. Let's just hope they save some love for next season. xoxo

Sisters Do As Sisters Do

By far one of our favorite moments of the night was the hilarious Lawrence Welk Show parody that Sanchez, Norman, Scott E., and Dom pulled off splendidly.

Ok we have to admit, Sanchez looks damn hot with that big old blonde wig. We are totally j.



In case you are living under a rock here is the skit that inspired this truly priceless parody. xoxo

Don't Ass-ume Anything!

We nearly died this morning when we saw these pictures from a certain "Best Ass" contest at a certain after party that some of the players from BAD! were participating in. One the players won the grand prize but we think they are ALL winners. Who do you think should have won?

Contestant #1

Contestant #2

Contestant #3

or Contestant #4


Which one do you ASS-UME took home the trophy? xoxo

Spotted: Where is The Love?

We were wondering where we could find a little love and it looks like all you have to do is party with BAD! or better yet go to an AFTER party with BAD! We haven't seen this much action since, well, last week's after party. xoxo

Santa Came Early

How do you expect us to try and process all the shenanigans that happened last night at the BAD! end of the year party? Or the after party at Urge and Cubbyhole? We are way too hung over to figure out even who we went home with. We will leave you with a picture of Sergio who apparently lost a bet, and wore Norman's award winning outfit. I think Santa came early this year. xoxo

Spotted: Crotch Watching

Ok, we know we have seen this crotch before but we can't quite put our finger on it. Not that we haven't tried. xoxo

It's Just A Game.

We know emotions were running rampant at the BAD! tournament on Monday, and we realize A LOT was on the line. Tensions were high, and there were some things said and done that we would rather not repeat. Luckily someone totally sent us a video of the mayhem and madness that happened in the House of Tony Dapolito and we think its hilar. Enjoy. xoxo

And The Award Goes To..

So we understand BAD! is having their end of the season awards party tonight at Splash (17th Street, between 6th and 5th Ave) in the Downstairs Lounge, and we here at gossipgays totally got jealous. So we decided to have our own awards, but we wanted YOU to vote on the winners. So take a second to tell us what you think, while we figure out how to crash the party. xoxo

Cutest Vet?
Hottest Body?

Sexiest Rookie?

Dominates at Flip Cup?

Best Dodgeballer?

Most Fashionable?

Most Memorable Moment?

Best at Open Play?

Most Likely to Sleep With After Seeing Them Play?

Spotted: New Power Couple?

We are going to call it right now, you are staring at the power couple of BAD! Season 3. We know what this looks like, and we never like it when mom and dad fight. It totally makes us sad to think there could be trouble in paradise for the new love birds....



That was until we saw them getting all kinds of lovey dovey about 3 seconds later. We know, makeup sex is totally better than breakup sex. xoxo

Spotted: Shirtless and Single

Last night at Gym Bar, two of dodgeball's sexiest stripped down for the final game of flip cup for the season. We always love a good game of Strip Cup, but we love that these two boys are single more. xoxo

A Masterbeat-Down

Congrats are in order. Masterbeat took most of the BAD! league to the cleaners in last night's tournament, stomping on Stonewall, United Shipping Solutions, Henrietta Hudson's, and finally Logo to take home the gold. Considering they were ranked 11th in league standings, we guess it was because everyone from their actually team showed up and played like it was their last game, which appropriately it was. xoxo

Post Play 12-1

Last chance in 2008 to get down and dirty with those dangerous dodgeballers. After tonight's tournament, they are heading to Gym Bar (167 Eighth Ave near 18th St) for some flip-cup fun. Let's see if we can keep with up with them tonight for once. xoxo