Monday, March 29, 2010

I Ain't One To Gossip: Bad Santa Edition


Santa Claus isn't the only one who's making a list and checking it twice: which high-flying and extremely competitive vet keeps a list of all his dodgeball sexual conquests on his iPhone and then shares it with other people in a manner of bragging? He's even so organized that he makes a designation as to whom on that list he has "penetrated". We hope he's talking about how he's penetrated their hearts, 'cause from what we saw, that's a pretty long list. We were pretty impressed with how many boys have been "naughty" with this vet. Let's hope the league is getting some penicillin in their stockings this season. xoxo


9 comments:

Anonymous said...

Eduardo. he whipped it out at the turkey day Potluck.

Anonymous said...

Lord, A Dodgeball Gay with an iphone - Who could it be?!?!

@ 12:27pm - - I could see that! Lets us count the ways. I can name 7, How many can you name?

Scotty E said...

There's an app for that, huh?

Anonymous said...

boring. this is so last season

Anonymous said...

Hey if it was so last season, why didn't you report it then Anon 2:28? Ass.

Anonymous said...

a list of conquests??? how utterly tacky and trashy.

Anonymous said...

do you have pictures to go with those names ;)

Anonymous said...

Whoever it is, that is beyond lame

Anonymous said...

Eduardo normally comments on gossipgays.... wonder why he isn't....