Wednesday, April 21, 2010

I Ain't One To Gossip: Greek Myths


We always thought that this boy kept all his suitors at bay, like some other auricomous greek legends of yore, but it seems that the second he was single he went on the offensive. Not only was this boy sending naughty pictures to his unavailable crush, it seemed he also hoped those photos would act as a trojan horse to sneak his way into a threesome with this boy and his melodious man. Don't get us wrong, we are sure Hades would have been proud of this boy's motives. It's always the ones you least expect. xoxo

32 comments:

Anonymous said...

hmmm... melodious man indicates its b. chen and his idol bf. but why all the effort? Thats one gate that doesn't need a trojan horse to make your way into. A simple 'wanna f@ck' should suffice

Anonymous said...

L.H.

Anonymous said...

J.R. tried to get all up in S.C. & M.M.'s relationship.

Anonymous said...

This happened like months ago. Can we get something current, please? Or else maybe get us these alleged pictures, at least?

Ms. Wind said...

Since GG is so transparently talking about a very dear friend, I feel compelled to take an offensive posture — and dearest GG, I really do hope you take offense to it.

First, catch up. This news is older than your tenure as a blogger.

Second, put down the thesaurus.

Third, if this rumormill is really supposed to be a titillating show and tell, I humbly request a little more showing and a little less telling. It does no good to spill the beans on someone's nudie pics if you haven't got the goods.

I'm so bored I could die. Back to my nap...

Anonymous said...

Well said Ms. Wind.

Overall this site is super tame. This is GossipGaysPG.com.

Seems to revolve around the same group of ppl. Maybe GG should spread their social wings a bit and dig a little deeper.

Where is the sex, the drugs, the backstabbing.....

Anonymous said...

want it juicier? Sent the gossip thru the anonymous email!!

dodgeballgossip@gmail.com
password: dodgeball

Anonymous said...

Well Miss Wind, how are you sooooo "sure" it's about your "dear friend"? Do you even have any dear friends any more? All that talking behind people backs and being really not that fantastic in bed should have weeded out the "dear friends" you thought you had. Maybe you should stick to what you do best and keep talking aimlessly about nothing and never let anyone get in a word edge wise?

Anonymous said...

I like cheese...

Anonymous said...

i tried but got rejected...

Ms. Wind said...

And the winner for Best Dramatic Performance in a Gossip Gays Comment goes to... Anonymous 5:11.

If it's not about my dear friend, then I retract. But the pedantic use of the word "auricomous" would seem to be working in my favor.

Let's set the record gay: I never claim to be great in the sack, other people do.

And if on some occasion I accidentally conversed with you and didn't let you get a word in edgewise, it was probably because you didn't have much to say. Your comment would certainly seem to suggest as much.

Anonymous said...

You are annoying, Andrew.

Love,
someone else other than the person you are arguing with.

Just Wondering... said...

I wonder if we'll see a GG post this season that INcludes a variety of comments and speculation, but EXcludes people getting into an outrageous fight with anonymous bloggers.

Anonymous said...

I am sure that could happen if GG wasn't so biased....

That's why:

dodgeballgossip@gmail.com
password: dodgeball

is a silly idea.

I mean do you really think that GG will post about their dear old veteran friends unless it's to comment about "how good they are in bed" or etc.

Maybe GG should give it up and there should be a gossip gays bulletin board where you can post the photos and real gossip.....

hmm, now there's an idea...

To Mr. Wind said...

When you were deciding to combat your depression, Mr. Wind, did you really believe that becoming a pompous asshole would work? OR is that just a defense mechanism. I guess what I'm asking is do you think being completely insufferable is working in your favor?

A review:

1) "I feel compelled to take an offensive posture"

2) "Third, if this rumormill is really supposed to be a titillating show and tell, I humbly request a little more showing and a little less telling."

3)"But the pedantic use of the word "auricomous" would seem to be working in my favor."


I guess my real question is: Did it hurt chopping your dick off, Andrew?

Just Wondering... said...

Can we refrain from outright faceless attacks? This isn't BeatTheShitOutOfEachOtherGays.com.

Plus, aren't 'anonymous' attacks on other people as transparently childish as, say... getting heated and angry on a gossip website over a game like dodgeball is?

Ms. Wind said...

Dear "To Mr. Wind said..."

Nothing you have said is clever. The only thing you've offended is my wit. Please try harder next time.

Concerned BAD member said...

Dear Big Apple Dodgeball board,

GOSSIP GAYS NEEDS TO BE SHUT DOWN. People pay $100 to play in this recreational dodgeball league. What they don't know when signing up is that they will be at the mercy of an anonymous group of people who run a "gossip website" about the league. Is that even legal?

There is no one to complain to if you don't want your image or your name to be used on the site. There is no policing of the comment section. This website is just a digital space to be mean to each other! What does Gossip Gays have to do with playing dodgeball? Maybe at the league's inception, when it was a smaller group that was tighter knit, it MIGHT have been appropriate. But now, with nearly 200 people, it seems insane to have to worry every Tuesday whether your picture or NAME will be used on this site!

Personally, I am HORRIFIED that people are voting on the sexual habits of other strangers. Whose business is that? Were the people in that poll contacted and asked whether their name could be used in the poll?!?

Truth or Dare was the least of this league's problems.

Concerned,

A BAD member

Anonymous said...

Andrew has always been nice to me. While there might be things that I don't know about, I do think talking sh!t to that extent anonymously is pretty messed up. If you want to debate him, at least tell him who you are.

Scotty E said...

Andrew-- if you want me to be the official judge of that, i'd be glad to. Tell me when and where and i'll report back to GG. : )

Anonymous said...

But seriously tho, who are the people this post is talking about??

Anonymous said...

wow, i agree with "concerned bad member" for the most part. this site used to be kind of fun. now it's just pathetic. i cant even believe that there would be a grown man(or woman) saying some of this stuff. at least wind doesnt resort to childish pokes and blatent cries for attention type insults.

you know what. i even feel stupid commenting. why do i care? i have a life.

Anonymous said...

You know what would be funny for GG? Posting people's manhunt pictures

My 2 cents said...

I really don't think it's that serious. GG has always been about airing peoples dirty laundry, more specifically sex. I guess my question is why is it so shocking that there is a poll about who's most freaky in bed? Do we not remember the sex party post from last season?

Also, GG is not a BAD! website and therefore BAD! has no real control in policing the site. And let's just say the site was taken down, you think the rumors wouldn't fly? I sit in the gym week after week and I hear more about other people's dicks and conquest, than I did in high school and college (not that I am complaining).

I'm not trying to be mean or bitchy but if we (more accurately you who have a problem with it) stop fanning the flames by coming to the website GG will have to disappear eventually. Again, I remind you, you all have been asking for "spicy", but when it comes people don't like it.

Anonymous said...

What the hell happened at the after party? I look forward to those damn updates!

Chance said...

Not a damn thing. Except someone I couldn't tell wasn't Andreau (who's apparently in africa or some such) stripped to their underwear and danced on the pole for less than 5 minutes. That's literally ALL that happened. EB wasn't doing karaoke which is what seemed to hold the party together last season when we were there, so in addition to a large number of people not coming (cause its definitely the most out of the way bar of the sponsors), the vast majority of those who did were gone before midnight. A few of us went to Urge where even less happened (except for the go go dancer popping a squat next to literally everyone around the bar and attempting to start up a conversation.)

Anonymous said...

Pole dancing? How do I miss this stuff? Was he on the team or a regular dancer?

Anonymous said...

The guy who stripped and danced on the pole is Will. He's a newbie on project sandwich I think.

Strange Bird said...

I agree with the need to be more spicy. Manhunt pics would bring a new flavor to the site. Screen Capture anyone? Also, how about publishing some of these lists people keep on their phone? Moreso, what about a grade system of who is actually good in bed and who isn't? We would all prefer not having to taste the fruit to find out it's a bad apple...
(On that, I shall relock all of my Manhunt/Adam/Dudes/BigMuscle/etc. pics.)

Anonymous said...

It seems this Will guy enjoys being in his undies, first at Woody's and then at Eastern Bloc. I think we might have our spunkiest newbie.

Anonymous said...

Who is this Will dancing in his underwear?? Hmm

Anonymous said...

I still like cheese...