Out With The Old, And In With The Newbies

There is a debate that rages on every season, and believe this if you can, it isn't for "who is the biggest bottom". With every season comes a smattering of new and often delicious boys and girls, and for some reason you dodgeballers devour them like they are a buffet in the Plano, Texas. So the question is which newbie has captured the hearts and attention of BAD! this season? We think we have finally found our answer.

At the Eastern Bloc karaoke afterparty on Monday we practically fell off of our stool when Michael M from Cubbyhole got up to sing his pretty little heart out. Granted we had always had our eye on him on the court, but he rocked out to Alanis on the mike and somehow managed to get even hotter. So now the debate begins, is there a newbie hotter than Michael or has he signed, sealed, and delivered a love letter to your heart as well. xoxo

Just Around The Bloc

So we asked YOU who was the best team so far this season, and it looks like Eastern Bloc just narrowly beat Splash to win the title in the fierce two way battle. While we are all about flair, we are a little baffled at the red patches on the sleeves. Are we bringing back the 80's or is there something more to it we are missing?


Nonetheless, with the season almost half over and the competition ramping up, will anyone be able to beat the undefeated Eagle Team and dethrone them from the top spot? Or will they fly through to the finals as the team to beat this season? It's anyone's game. xoxo

One BAD! Boy

Popular lady vet Robin made good on her promise, and she had herself a baby. Robin and her partner Melissa welcomed Miles Russell last weekend and the baby is healthy and strong. We assume it's only a matter of time before he starts ruling the courts at Tony Dapolito, although we draw the line at him ruling the flip-cup tables. xoxo

Spotted: The Dating Shame

Two newbies were spotted at Pieces last night, but in quite an unusual circumstance. Both were playing a dirtier version of "The Dating Game", and Contestant #2 layed it all out on the table when his six pack finally came in handy during his sexy lap dance to the tall and striking Bachelor in question. But it seems that wasn't enough for the confused Bachelor, because Contestant 1 ended up capturing the prize and heart (amongst other things) of the much sought after Bachelor. xoxo

Saving The Enviornment, One Shot At A Time

Save a shotglass, and drink out of a dodgeballer! At Cubbyhole, the new BAD! shotglasses came in handy as you would just put it on the bar and they would magically be filled. Although just like on the court, some people got a little too impatient. They started to just lay on the bar and wait for the bartender to come around. So environmentally friendly, this bunch. xoxo

Who You Be: Drag Edition

Could this be the face of the new supercouple of dodgeball, or just another flash in the pan? We don't know who is kissing the blonde cutie, but we wish we did. xoxo

Who You Be: Catwalk Edition

Guess all it took was a pair of heels to get these queens on a catwalk. Although the real question is WHO are these queens, and how many drinks did it take to get their shirts off? xoxo

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Everyone knows you have to start the day off right. We just think it's a funny coincidence that a popular newbie and vet both had a breakfast date on the same weekday morning. We could see they had been flirting on and off the court, we just didn't know it would involve a side of eggs. xoxo

Project XES

We hope that looked like this. xoxo

Overheard at the Flip Cup Table

We can't help but overhear people while they drunkenly try to scream over the flipcup table, and sometimes they have a point.

Case in point:

"I am so over 'this is about fun'. This is about hitting people with balls, getting wasted, and trying not to vomit during sex".

We are sure it was a wise man who said it. xoxo

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Which roommates in the league had a pleasant surprise when they got home on Monday night? It seems both of the newbies drunkingly brought home tricks for the night, and laughed about it the next day. Let's just hope they shared. xoxo

Too Sexy For Dodgeball?

He may be too sexy for his shirt. He may too sexy for his pants. But no one is too sexy for dodgeball. xoxo

Drop 'Em

We know the action was hot upstairs Stonewall, butt a few fellows got suckered in with the ol' "Drop your pants, and you'll get a free shot," line. Let this be a lesson: Whenever a drag queen rolling bingo balls asks you to drop trou -- you just do it. Well done, boys. xoxo

It Takes Two

All we have to say is DAUYUM! It's about time things started heating up this dodgeball season. Guess it was just everyone trying to put on their game face in the first week, because finally people started to loosen up in the second week and things went from 1 to HOLY SHIT last night at Stonewall. The usual array of rainbow colors filled the Tony Dapolito Center for second week of the Fall season, but the true colors of everyone came out at the after party.

We think we see a trend this season, it seems like the flip-cup table is home base for a clever game titled Truth or Dare flip-cup. Basically you don't want to be the one still trying to flip your cup when your team loses, because you may be forced to get naked, makeout with someone, lick someone's nipples, armpits, or various other parts, or perhaps do a hot ass strip tease to the player of your choice. Come to think of it, what is so bad about this game anyways?!

We heard last night's best dare could possibly have been the topper of all oral fixations. It seems a little foot sucking went a long way for one of the newbies last night (can we say how tasty some of them look)! One of the vets got a little *choked* up and took toe tasting to a new level when he couldn't get enough of a certain someone's savory big toe. We always knew those dodgeballers were light in the loafers. xoxo

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It seems a popular female in BAD! decided to get a little "international" after the first week at Hen's. Seems she was trying out her favorite phrase, "Voulez-vous coucher avec moi?" on a new fling. Damn ladies, showing the boys up already. xoxo