Wednesday, October 28, 2009

Having A Ball!



Tonight's Masked Party is going to be insane, and we can't wait to see all of the masks that people are going to be wearing. Who will be spotted as a superhero? Which joker will undoubtedly try to find the funny in wearing a flu mask? Will people dress in full costumes? Will someone take a leather daddy or mommy home as a Halloween treat? The real question is who do YOU look forward to unmaking tonight? xoxo


Tuesday, October 27, 2009

When Push Comes To Shove...

Or should we say shoved? Someone in the league likes to cause trouble because this dodgeball cupid pushed a couple of underwear sponsored rival newbies into the room just off the front of the gym as a joke and the two were making out in no time. Is this the first time dodgeballers have hooked up INSIDE the gym since BAD! has began? We would love to see a show of hands on this one.

The afterparty WOOF! at View Bar was pretty hairy, literally. Throwing back cheap beers and even cheaper wings, the flip cup was rampant and the strippers were, um, bulging. We sang Happy Birthday to Nick the Fireman, we spotted Carrie 2.0 in a sling (and for the first time it was around her arm), and we sadly didn't win any porn in the raffle. The ladies were notoriously absent, do we think they perhaps had their own afterparty plans? The dodgeballers were on their best behavior, but we can only assume everyone is saving their energy for The Masquerade party tomorrow. We have our costume, do you have yours? xoxo

Friday, October 23, 2009

I Ain't One To Gossip 10-23

Which dodgeballer has some naughty videos out in cyberspace they should probably stop boasting about? It seems the more they talk about them, the more people start to find them and we hear it's a lot of hype for very little payoff. xoxo

Thursday, October 22, 2009

Masked Intentions

This is a first. BAD! is throwing a spooky Masked Halloween party at their long-time yet little visited sponsor, The Eagle. The 1st floor is going to house the dodgeballers and guests exclusively for the masquerade ball, and rumors of an unmasking ceremony at some point gets us all tingly on the inside. We are happy the Eagle is finally getting some love, as their team is currently dominating in the standings, but yet BAD! never ventures there on Monday nights. We can only hope that by the time people start losing their masks, their inhibitions will soon follow. xoxo

What: BAD! Masquerade Ball
When: Wednesday, Oct. 28 @ 8pm
Where: The Eagle, 1st Floor (554 W 28th Street; between 10th and 11th Aves)
Who: You +1 guest
Dress: Bring a mask of your own or you will be given one at the door!

Wednesday, October 21, 2009

Out With The Old, And In With The Newbies

There is a debate that rages on every season, and believe this if you can, it isn't for "who is the biggest bottom". With every season comes a smattering of new and often delicious boys and girls, and for some reason you dodgeballers devour them like they are a buffet in the Plano, Texas. So the question is which newbie has captured the hearts and attention of BAD! this season? We think we have finally found our answer.

At the Eastern Bloc karaoke afterparty on Monday we practically fell off of our stool when Michael M from Cubbyhole got up to sing his pretty little heart out. Granted we had always had our eye on him on the court, but he rocked out to Alanis on the mike and somehow managed to get even hotter. So now the debate begins, is there a newbie hotter than Michael or has he signed, sealed, and delivered a love letter to your heart as well. xoxo

Monday, October 19, 2009

Just Around The Bloc

So we asked YOU who was the best team so far this season, and it looks like Eastern Bloc just narrowly beat Splash to win the title in the fierce two way battle. While we are all about flair, we are a little baffled at the red patches on the sleeves. Are we bringing back the 80's or is there something more to it we are missing?


Nonetheless, with the season almost half over and the competition ramping up, will anyone be able to beat the undefeated Eagle Team and dethrone them from the top spot? Or will they fly through to the finals as the team to beat this season? It's anyone's game. xoxo

One BAD! Boy



Popular lady vet Robin made good on her promise, and she had herself a baby. Robin and her partner Melissa welcomed Miles Russell last weekend and the baby is healthy and strong. We assume it's only a matter of time before he starts ruling the courts at Tony Dapolito, although we draw the line at him ruling the flip-cup tables. xoxo

Friday, October 9, 2009

Spotted: The Dating Shame

Two newbies were spotted at Pieces last night, but in quite an unusual circumstance. Both were playing a dirtier version of "The Dating Game", and Contestant #2 layed it all out on the table when his six pack finally came in handy during his sexy lap dance to the tall and striking Bachelor in question. But it seems that wasn't enough for the confused Bachelor, because Contestant 1 ended up capturing the prize and heart (amongst other things) of the much sought after Bachelor. xoxo

Tuesday, October 6, 2009

Saving The Enviornment, One Shot At A Time

Save a shotglass, and drink out of a dodgeballer! At Cubbyhole, the new BAD! shotglasses came in handy as you would just put it on the bar and they would magically be filled. Although just like on the court, some people got a little too impatient. They started to just lay on the bar and wait for the bartender to come around. So environmentally friendly, this bunch. xoxo

Who You Be: Drag Edition




Could this be the face of the new supercouple of dodgeball, or just another flash in the pan? We don't know who is kissing the blonde cutie, but we wish we did. xoxo

Wednesday, September 30, 2009

Who You Be: Catwalk Edition



Guess all it took was a pair of heels to get these queens on a catwalk. Although the real question is WHO are these queens, and how many drinks did it take to get their shirts off? xoxo

I Ain't One To Gossip 9-30

Everyone knows you have to start the day off right. We just think it's a funny coincidence that a popular newbie and vet both had a breakfast date on the same weekday morning. We could see they had been flirting on and off the court, we just didn't know it would involve a side of eggs. xoxo

Tuesday, September 29, 2009

Project XES


We hope that looked like this. xoxo

Thursday, September 24, 2009

Overheard at the Flip Cup Table

We can't help but overhear people while they drunkenly try to scream over the flipcup table, and sometimes they have a point.

Case in point:

"I am so over 'this is about fun'. This is about hitting people with balls, getting wasted, and trying not to vomit during sex".

We are sure it was a wise man who said it. xoxo

Wednesday, September 23, 2009

I Ain't One To Gossip 9-23


Which roommates in the league had a pleasant surprise when they got home on Monday night? It seems both of the newbies drunkingly brought home tricks for the night, and laughed about it the next day. Let's just hope they shared. xoxo