Mix in hot otters, let it come to a simmering boil.
Finally top it off with a Dirty Martini and you have yourself the best soup you can find at Truckstop.
He's a funny motherfucker. Like funnier than Tina Fey doing Sarah Palin at a gun show talking about Alaska, Joe Six-Packs, and Bristol. He has us rolling on the floor whenever he opens his mouth.
He ALWAYS has the shortest shorts and the tallest socks (and filling them out very nicely we might add) on the court. We realize Norman loves a good pair of pink shorts, but Mike is WORKING it. If Tim Gunn were at Tony Dapolito's he would say: "Mike, frankly I have nothing more to say. You made it work. Carry on."
He's a team player, and he always looks out for his friends. Everyone loves the guy, how could you not? Look he even matches his socks to his shirt!
Apparently men travel from all over the place just for a little Gilbride loving. Wasn't there something about a boy from Canada...
He is always posing. He knows how to work his angles. Tyra would be very proud!
Back in the day he went to McLean High School and get this participated in the 1997-98 VHSL State Forensics Meet. He did finish 6th in the AAA division of the Storytelling portion, but c'mon give the girl some credit for trying. (It's amazing what you find on the internet these days...)
He's a master at flip cup, we would totally never kick him off in survivor flip cup.
If you see Mike, there is a chance you will see his bestie Shane too. They are inseperable and like a comedic duo every time we see them.
And lastly, can we just reiterate, bitch knows how to POSE. Isis, you could take a couple lessons from Ms. Gilbride.
We heard it was Mike's birthday party this weekend on Sunday, a party sure not to be missed at The Park (10th and 18th) from 6-11 in the Penthouse and Red Room. Apparently there will be shots and hot tubs, what more could we ask for?
Is anyone else feeling Beyonce's new song "If I Were A Boy"?
Usually at GYM BAR pizza is ordered and quickly snatched up by the hungry ballers. We are all about watching our figures but a girl's gotta eat sometime right? In the top left hand corner is two of our favorite newbies Damon and Scott. They led the brigade on what can only be described mayhem on the flip cup table and the nudity that would shortly ensue.
Attention, Attention skin is in as the newfall fashion and the newbies do not disappoint. A rousing game of flip cup quickly turned into a game of strip cup. Sadly there were no pictures taken so if you have any evidence please don't be afraid to share : BADgossipgays@gmail.com
Our favorite beefy BAD ballers Vinny and Nick.
Apparently some of the veterans (who were looking for their bear fix) left to go to View Bar for WOOF! and missed all of the hot bodies the newbies would eventually tease us with. Trust us, if we had half as nice the bodies some of the newbies including Endre, Scott, and Damon had we wouldn't even bother wearing shirts ever.
We hear it's also Niki's birthday on Friday as well, guess we are going to crash a couple birthday parties this weekend after all.
Lori and Tarah giving us fully clothed big smiles.
Stephen and Fred looking awful cozy at GYM.
We have seen this look before Stephen, but it was very late and we swear we were sober when it happened!
Ben summing up what we think was the best post play night (and maybe most scandalous night) this season has seen so far. We know, we know, we all have to get up early for work in the morning, but you can't miss one post play party, because you never know if your dodgeball crush will end up naked next to you on the flip cup table!

