Makeups/Breakups 11-3

We are quelle surprised!

We can only guess it's with one of those frisky footballers...

Sad, another newbie bites the dust.

It's Pretty Amazing

So we have been fans of The Amazing Race for some time now. The show is 11 teams of 2 people with an exisiting relationship who race around the world to win the 1 million dollar grand prize. To be on the show you have to do a 3 minute audition tape with your partner and explain why you two should be able to compete on the show. Most people find inventive ways to do this, but never in a million years did we ever thought we would find Zach from DBG's audition video for the show with his ex-boyfriend (hmm gay ex's doing the race to save their relationship, we can see that). Also never did we think we would see him rapping! We are totally happy he cut his hair though. xoxo

DBG (Zach on far right) giving you ugly pretty.

Spotted: Halloween Edition

Two of our favorite ladies of dodgeball getting very cozy late night at Stonewall. We know that this Jen could probably beat Poppi in an arm wrestling match, but did Poppi win a tongue wrestling match with another Jen? xoxo

From Our Hag To Yours - How To Keep Her #2

Weekly advice from a girl who has been around.

This Week's Edition: Ways to treat your chief hag.

Tip #2) Try your best to sometimes do things that she likes. Every great fruit fly loves to go to gay bars, but from time to time, humor her and go to a straight bar (without complaining). It will make her feel validated and appreciated. Straights tend to have a lot of open bars, so you might not even have to buy overpriced drinks like we have to at The Ritz.

AND its always entertaining to try and "turn" straight boys! But whatever you do, make sure you don't try to steal the boys we are trying to keep straight. We have to draw the line somewhere.

Mystery Girl & Dyke Mike

After we notice a vajayjay void at the View Bar on Monday, we suspected the ladies of the league opted for a more cozy post-play watering hole. We found evidence of them sucking down $4 mojitos at the Cubby Hole. Upon scraping Facebook, questions were raised...

Who's That Girl?
We've seen this chick a couple of times now and we can't help but wonder, "Who is she?" Despite not knowing a name, we *do* know Niki seems to be fond of this pearl-donning femme.

Dyke Mike
We thought it was a girls-only party, but turns out one boy is an honorary member of the club. Heck -- he might even have a card to prove it. Regardless, we gotta give the boy props -- he likes to party with the ladies and play with the boys. We like it because, hey -- who doesn't appreciate a little versatility. xoxo

Tricks or Treats?

Ok so we know it's kinda amazing Halloween has fallen on a Friday this year, but the question is what do you do after you are already half drunk on Sparks and the parade is winding down? Next Magazine has thrown us a bone and done the research for us! So the real question is where do you want to be spotted in your half naked Halloween costume making out with some trick?

In Chelsea:

Drink Up True Blood at g Lounge, 223 W 19th St (Seventh/Eighth Aves), 212-929-1085— g invites all creatures of the night to satisfy their thirst for men at their annual masquerade party. Host Gillette MontBlanc awards cash prizes to those with the best costumes, so be sure to put your best fang forward. 9pm; free.

Death Tackle Totally Ghoul at Gym Sportsbar, 167 Eighth Ave (btwn 18th/19th Sts), gymsportsbar.com, 212-337-2439— Zombie jocks and blood sucking sportaholics go subterranean for Gym’s Halloween party. Does your sports jersey have what it takes to finish first in the Lockeroom’s 1am costume contest? DJs Smokey and DeMarko spin sinfull sounds for the ghostly goings-on. 9pm; free.

In Hells Kitchen:
Best Of Both Worlds Heaven and Hell: A Halloween Costume Bash at Vlada, 331 W 51st St (btwn Eight/Ninth Aves), 212-974-8030, vladabar.com— Darkness rolls in over this Hell’s Kitchen favorite as the ghoulishly gorgeous DJ Brenda Black welcomes a cavalcade of characters for drinks specials, pop tunes and high-class hell raising. Strut you costumed stuff in the costume contest and win a top prize—and the admiration of a crowd full of delectable demons. 10pm; free.

In East Village:
HALLOWEEN MADONNA-THON at Pyramid, Ave A (in between 5th and 6th St). Frozen with indecision about what to do on this gayest-of-all holiday? Get into the groove and express yourself at 1984's HALLOWEEN MADONNA-THON. It's ALL MADONNA, ALL NIGHT with no repeats on the dancefloor, and DJ CHIP DUCKETT is digging deep into his closet for really rare videos that will justify your love for Madge. Who's that girl? You! Dress as Madonna and enter the costume contest at 12:30 for cash and prizes! 10pm, $8.

Dirty DeathTrash: Murder on the Dance Floor at 40C, 40 Ave C (@ E Third St), 212-466-0800, indierotica.com— DJ Jess and the boys and girls of this indie music throwdown will kill on the dancefloor all night with the help of music murderers Twig The Wonderkid, DJ Alex Malfunction, cabaret performer Nellee Dii and surprise guests. The evening culminates with burlesque star Stormy Leather and an over-the-top costume contest not to be missed. Sexual orientations fly out the window early-on thanks to an open vodka bar till midnight. 10pm; free before 11pm/$5 general admission.

Happy Halloween. We love any and all pictures you have from your Halloween adventures.

Drink responsibly because god knows we won't. xoxo

Makeups/Breakups - Halloween Edition

Boo!

From Our Hag To Yours - How To Keep Her #1

Weekly advice from a gal who has been around!

You've done it, you've found the perfect girl to complement you and your group's little dynamic. She's wry and sparkly and FUN! But it can be difficult to keep a good girl happy, because us women, we can be a little "challenging". There I said, I own it! But since we are worth the effort, here's what I think will help you keep her.

Tip #1) Remember: She is a girl.

Its easy to forget, but you should treat her like your sister. You wouldn't take your sister to a bath house, would you? Well, then don't take your main girl there either. Don't leave her stranded in the Eagle because girls aren't allowed upstairs. Accompany her to the bathroom if it is super sketchy at Boiler Room (OK, I am basing this on an actual horrible experience I had there - maybe that was an exception!). Point being treat her as a friend, and remember there is a good chance she isn't going to pick up a super sketchy bear at The Cock, so you probably shouldn't either.

Spotted 10-29

While we have found some inventive ways to start a round of flip cup in the past, never have the good ways been caught on film...until now.

That's right, two very brave B.A.D! vets started off the game by pulling down their pants to reveal their briefs, and it got the teams in motion.

In fact one dodgeballer gasped at the sight of the bulge in the CIN2's and proclaimed, "That's A LOT bigger than I expected". I guess you should always expect the unexpected when playing flip-cup with B.A.D!

I Ain't One To Gossip 10-29

Well it looks as if our favorite Hungarian and Hunky Harry are still going strong. We hear that a late night booty call was made after the twosome went their own separate ways from View Bar and even though they may not seem very friendly off the court, they certainly are more than friends between the sheets...

Body Shots In The Dark

So it was Nick the Fireman's birthday at the View Bar on Monday, and he did what any good dodgeball playing boy would do for his birthday, he took a body shot off a hot guy. We happen to be resident experts in the art of drinking and body shots happen to be a specialty of ours. So let us help you amateurs out.

Tip#1 - Find a Strong Shot

We know this may sound easy, but trust me no lemondrop shots are gonna fly at an establishment like View Bar. You gotta dig deep and go to a place you haven't been to since high school. Remember that time you threw up because you had too many shots of So-Co? Well get ready to relive your adolscence. Jaegar, Goldschlager, and our favorite Tequila will do just fine.

Tip #2 - Find a Hot Guy

Any old twink just won't do. You need to find someone with a little meat on their bones. Bears in this situation would not be a good idea since the thought of getting those little black hairs out of your mouth is supposed be something you do later in the evening. Usually a hot boy will attract a big crowd, because let's face it, who doesn't like to see a hot boy take off his shirt? In this situation Gilbride a great job of scaring up a decent crowd of rowdy men just waiting to see him give us a peek of his happy trail.

Tip#3 - Make Sure You Finish with Gusto!

Sure you can be lame and take the shot and be done, but what's the point of wasting this opportunity? After you take the shot and the crowd goes wild, enjoy the mayhem and plant a kiss on the hot boy. It's the perfect way to get a no strings attached kiss and it makes the crowd go twice as wild. If you really get gutsy, since you are already at his navel proceed to venture south and who knows where you may get from there...

View Bar From A Top

The flip cup was fast, yet furious, and the peanuts were high flying as B.A.D! descended upon View Bar for their weekly Woof! Party. There was porn to be won and bears to be had after a night of intense play at the Tony Dapolito Center.

Nick the Fireman was celebrating his birthday and everyone knew it. The View Bar managed to scare up a cute little Halloween themed cake, and many mean shots. The birthday boy proceeded to take a much needed body shot off of a very willing vet, and it was there the night maybe got hazy.
By hazy, we mean we thought we saw a crazy skinny guy with just some fig leaves over his manhood. How very Adam and Steve of him.

While James the gym teacher was getting slap happy at the flip cup table, and Eric Leven wouldn't stop throwing peanuts at us and shouting "Shasha Fierce" every five seconds, we did have a moment to see some intimate conversations to be had. Perhaps some old flames rekindled? The girls were suspiciously absent, perhaps there was another Secret Girls Night Out? One thing for sure, Thom managed to keep his shirt on this year...well at least for most of the time!

Paul the Commissioner was getting a little less wild than he was last week at G, but he still managed to help spill Shane's drink all over himself. We swear he wasn't just a hot mess. Even the music was crazy, for a Chelsea bar we are surprised we heard some our old favorites, and actually sing a long to them!

All in all it was a great night that went well into the morning with apparently the after after party at Eastern Bloc (send us pics if you have them!). But honestly, any party you leave with bear porn and a cheap $2 Bud Light buzz, isn't that a good night?

Makeups/Breakups 10-29

Not that we are complaining...

Spotted

Which veteran dodgeballer was getting into the Halloween spirit at Woof! and decided to sample some of the merchandise?

Those who witnessed the new look snickered that he looked better in the harness than guys trying to sell it.

Unfortunately the guys selling it probably thought the same thing and quickly made him return it. We can only guess the devil made him do it.

I Ain't One To Gossip 10-28

Well it seems like some people will do anything to get a little attention these days. Leave it to the Cuban Cobra and Tony the Tiger to get their fill. Both of these newbies, who have made their rounds with the boys of dodgeball, shamelessly flirted in front of everyone and even angered a couple past tricks along the way. We assume they did it for show, but we would never put anything past these two...