Project Dodgeball

In dodgeball fashion sometimes you are in, and other times you are out, welcome to Project Dodgeball.

For your first challange you must create a look properly excuting high fashion mixed with a sporty vibe. Think Paris Fashion Week Spring '09 meets Nike Couture. It must not only be visually pleasing to the eye, but also timeless. I repeat it must be wearable, and make you look like hot sex on a platter. You will have one week to complete your look. Auf Wiedersehen.

Rachna is looking simply divine in her early 80's inspired look. She is giving us total Jennifer Beals circa Flashdance. We love that she has matched her bra, shirt, and shorts accordingly, but Michael Kors may say she is too matchy matchy...

Weeks has a signature look that he began to hone last season, but has perfected this season to a tee. He has cut off about 50% of his shirt (mainly the left and right sides) revealing those broad shoulders and big guns. We also love that it's low cut enough to give us a peek at his six pack and what our trainer calls corset muscles, but we call penis holsters. We'd suggest pairing this with a pair of short black shorts. Timeless, wearable, and sexy! We approve.

Benji is going green this season and not only using the materials for his shirt, but he also made a headband out of it. How fashion foward! He has cut his shirt into a halter top/tank top with the back braided down to show off his svelte figure. He has recycled the materials that didn't make the final look and used it to make a headband/bandana. In these financially unstable times, and impending recession on our tails, we like that he didn't let one scrap of hot pink go to waste.

Also we have given props were prop are deserved. We are in love with the orange designs on the white Logo shirts. It's innovative, futuristic, and hella cool. We also love that each shirt is different giving everyone their own individual flair! Tim Gunn would be proud.

Lastly we have what can only be described as a classic look. Several boys have cut off of the arms of their shirts to accent their big arms while also airing themselves out simulataneously while playing an intense game of dodgeball. It keeps you cool and makes you look sexy while doing so. We must give props to Fred (center of picture) who took it one step further and cut the neck of the shirt into a low cut V (how very American Apparel of him) thus giving us a bigger peek of that beefcake frame.

Yes Norman, we know. We would scream too if we saw only boring gray shirts at the Tony Dapolito Center. Good thing those dodgeballers are totally fashion foward. xoxo.

Makeups/Breakup 11-7

It warms our hearts we say. xoxo.

Spotted: Butt Seriously

What a way to start off a flip cup game, cheek to cheek. xoxo.

I Ain't One To Gossip 11-6

Could it be that a certain newbie who instigated a strip-cup game in the past has taken the strip show to the bedroom of another sought-after but taken newbie recently?

We wonder if the significant other was aware, or was included in all the fun? xoxo.

Love Is In The Air

With Splash still kicking ass and taking names in the standings, we couldn't wait to high tail it over to Gym Bar to have us a much needed drink. When we got there, flip-cup was already in motion. At one point it was the ladies of the league (plus Dykey Mikey) against those rowdy boys and the girls were killing the boys team. So naturally when the boys actually won a game, they started chanting penis, which got several eye rolls from the ladies.

Is it just us or is everyone crushing someone else in the league? We overheard Koray mention something about Norman, Poppi was getting cozy with her old friend Gladiator Jen, and Sergio & Paul the Commissioner wouldn't stop kissing everyone (not that we minded!). Girls were kissing boys, boys were kissing boys, it was one big love fest! If love is contagious, we hope we catch it!.

Someone who wasn't feeling the love was newbie Endre who got into a screaming match on the street with a non-dodgeballer about voting. We didn't know he was so passionate, you think he's that passionate between the sheets?

Also could it be a certain newbie was playing two veterans like a fiddle? We saw him making out with a certain newly single vet at one point, then he left with another. xoxo.

From Our Hag To Yours

Weekly advice from a girl who has been around.

This Week's Edition: Ways to treat your chief hag.

Tip#3) This is more a general rule for friends, don't drop her like a hot potato cause you found a new trick. I find that a lot of my gays use me as a crutch when they don't have a bf or prospect, but as soon as the new boy comes along, I become obsolete. Everyone gets caught up in the excitement of new romance, but always remember who was at your door with wine and hugs when you got stood up by a guy you really liked!

Gym-Nasty

So if you think we beat you at flip-cup, perhaps you were part of an super secret makeout session you thought we didn't see, or left hand and hand with some trick behind our backs and we wouldn't know? Think again.

Let's just say it's taken some serious time to go through the emails we have received from last night's post-play at Gym Bar and we pinky swear we will give you the down and dirty soon. xoxo.

Spotted: Switch Hitter

Well it seems as if our favorite boy lesbian, Dykey Mikey, is playing for both teams. We caught him smooching with one of the ladies of dodgeball behind Jess and Thom in this picture, but we also saw him making a splash with a certain well known male vet.

We heart that he has enough love to go around for everyone, and we mean everyone. xoxo.

Barack the Vote

Go do you civic duty and vote. If you don't know where you are supposed to go, try here.

Like in life, always choose the cuter one. xoxo.

Makeups/Breakups 11-4

And to think just yesterday we wondering if anyone was frisky enough? xoxo.

Spotted 11-4

One of Solid Gold dancers performing in the back of Gym Bar on the floor last night.

She was giving us Sasha Fierce all the way.

We are loving the new gold lamet jackets fyi. xoxo.

Makeups/Breakups 11-3

We are quelle surprised!

We can only guess it's with one of those frisky footballers...

Sad, another newbie bites the dust.

It's Pretty Amazing

So we have been fans of The Amazing Race for some time now. The show is 11 teams of 2 people with an exisiting relationship who race around the world to win the 1 million dollar grand prize. To be on the show you have to do a 3 minute audition tape with your partner and explain why you two should be able to compete on the show. Most people find inventive ways to do this, but never in a million years did we ever thought we would find Zach from DBG's audition video for the show with his ex-boyfriend (hmm gay ex's doing the race to save their relationship, we can see that). Also never did we think we would see him rapping! We are totally happy he cut his hair though. xoxo

DBG (Zach on far right) giving you ugly pretty.

Spotted: Halloween Edition

Two of our favorite ladies of dodgeball getting very cozy late night at Stonewall. We know that this Jen could probably beat Poppi in an arm wrestling match, but did Poppi win a tongue wrestling match with another Jen? xoxo

From Our Hag To Yours - How To Keep Her #2

Weekly advice from a girl who has been around.

This Week's Edition: Ways to treat your chief hag.

Tip #2) Try your best to sometimes do things that she likes. Every great fruit fly loves to go to gay bars, but from time to time, humor her and go to a straight bar (without complaining). It will make her feel validated and appreciated. Straights tend to have a lot of open bars, so you might not even have to buy overpriced drinks like we have to at The Ritz.

AND its always entertaining to try and "turn" straight boys! But whatever you do, make sure you don't try to steal the boys we are trying to keep straight. We have to draw the line somewhere.