Now That's Funny.

How could we resist? xoxo

Hottest Newbie Poll

Ok so we have a new poll going on right now for Hottest Newbie in the league, and while we may have left a few off of here, we think we got a great selection. Eduardo is currently ruling the bunch in votes, so if you have a favorite then make your voice heard. We are going to include pictures of them for your reference, and remember you only have 3 days to vote so get on it! xoxo

After Party 4-13

What do you know, it's Monday and we see those dodgeballers are trying something different this week and venturing out of the west and into the east; the village that is. In their 8th week of play they are going to be heading over to Eastern Bloc (505 6th Street at Avenue A). There will be $3 beers on tap and flip cup, so get ready to Bloc and Roll. xoxo

Peep Show

Happy Easter! We saw this and it made us think of last season's infamous night at Henrietta Hudson's. Although we still prefer Kelly working that pole better. xoxo 

Who Dat: Newbie Edition

So we have been going gaga for some of the newbies this season. From Rory the reality star to Eduardo our resident hard throwing latin hearthrob, we have just been impressed of the hotness from the new people in the league. Although there is always one quiet one that seems to fly under the radar and then emerges halfway through the season that you never even noticed. Last season it was Cutrone, this season it's Chris from WOOF!

Here's what we do know, he has what gossipgays calls an HHB (Hidden Hot Body). Basically it's someone who has a hot body but you would never guess it from their appearance. We never really see him in anything that properly shows off the guns he is hiding under his shirt, but once we saw these pictures, we knew we were in love.

Also, he is a killer dodgeball player. His hard throws are completely unsuspecting, and he is a sick dodger. Overall, we think Eduardo might have some competition for best newbie this season. While we are not usually fans of tattoos, his star tattoo on his back is totally hot. We are happy he looks just as good from the back as he does from the front. xoxo

I Ain't One To Gossip 4-9

Which vet got more than just a drink from our hunky bartender on Monday night at Lockeroom? It seems that once the bar closed down, the two got very cozy at their own after after party? We guess some party girls will do anything to get a free drink these days. xoxo

The Return of Gilbride!

You know we had been thinking, why is it so darn quiet around dodgeball this season? We hadn't heard the term "We Don't Mess Around" when people won flip cup as of late, and we felt some much needed vet hotness had been missing from the after parties. It was something we just couldn't put our finger on...until now. On Monday, we squealed with glee at the Return of Gilbride. Seems someone went away to Mexico, got a nice ass tan, and came back twice as hot. We couldn't be happier that one of our favorite players is back and ready to rage. xoxo

Say What?

We are still trying to figure out what the hell is going on in this picture. So let us know what you think is going on and CAPTION THIS. We sure hope Mikey was just practicing holding his breath under water.xoxo

She's Having A Baby!

So first and foremost, a congratulations is in order as most of the league found out on Monday that Robin is....going to be a mom! Don't freak out at the fact that she was doing shots, she's not a boozing it up while pregnant, her partner is the one having the baby. And boy were there shots to be had, we don't understand how Robin stumbled home after Gym Bar, but kudos for still being alive and concious at the end of the night!

So back to the dodgeball of it all. According to the standings Gym Bar is still dominating on the court and narrowly beating Stonewall and The Legally Blondes by 1 match. It is still anyone's game and our MVP award would go to Poppi. We know it's hard to catch Eduardo's balls on the court, but she not only caught it, but she caught it in her vagina. No lie, she caught it and it somehow ended up between her legs. Also keeping the tradition going, Bryan B. of Eagle team hurt his finger really bad. We hear it's something called Mallet Finger, and we think Mandy of Pets at Play has the same problem! Looks like they have something to talk about.

Everyone headed to Gym Bar for the raging after party. They were met by pizza, pitchers of beer, and championship basketball on the television (did we mention this is a gay league?). The flip cup started and it was all down hill from there. We saw some heated runs as the flip cup table was the longest we have ever seen. Technically it was two tables, but still that's a lot of flip cup!

We also saw a lot of making out happen in the evening. We of course saw James and Vinny getting all lovey dovey, Monica was smooching some guy in the corner, Sergio was getting his groove on with a non-dodgeballer, and Kelly was making out with some girl. Did we also mention somehow his shirt magically flew open and he was a little, um, exposed? Not that we minded, we can never pass up a shirtless Kelly opportunity.

All in all, it was one of the craziest and loud after parties we have been to. As the night winded down we hear that some of the boys continued the after after party at Barracuda, but we were far too tired to keep it going. Guess it means we just can't keep up anymore, or maybe it means that we started partying too early. xoxo

Way Back Wednesdays 4-8

Who can forget last season's infamous crazy ass after-party at Henrietta Hudson's? You had secret makeouts, Mark the old commissioner kicking it with the league, Rachna pouring drinks behind the bar, and the slap heard round the world; it was quite the night. Our favorite part was obviously all of the pole dancing provided by V, Lori, and Kelly. Hell any reason to get Kelly to take his shirt off is definitely worth mentioning. xoxo

Dude, Where's My Bag?!

Ok, we know you dodgeballers love to get rowdy at the after-parties, but it seems like in all of the excitement at Gym Bar on Monday, one of your lady dodgeballers lost her bag. Perhaps someone had one too many tequila shots and grabbed it by accident? Please email us at BADgossipgays@gmail.com if you have any clue what happened to it. We have already called up Scooby and the Gang, but they are too busy at the piers looking for the Kelp Monster and the the Ghost of Captain Piscarro to help a sister out. xoxo

Always in our Hearts

Last night could have been the craziest after party of the season! We barely made it out of Lockeroom alive because of all of the shots being poured at celebrating the exciting news that Robin is going to be a MOM! As sad as we were about leaving all of those hot boys raging at the flip cup table, there is one boy in particular who will always be in our hearts and his name is Tony. Don't get it twisted, we still love a newbie every now and again, but Tony has always been there from the start. xoxo

The Reality of the Situation

Last night we were checking out the hot newbies in the league when one in particular struck us with a case of deja vu. We thought we knew him from somewhere, we just hope we hadn't slept with him and forgot his name. Alas, after channel surfing some late night Logo, lo and behold we saw the very newbie we were eyeing before, Rory from Boy Butter. It just so happens he was the star of a reality show called "Shirts & Skins".

The premise for the show is simple. It follows the true-life story of the San Francisco Rockdogs, a young all-star basketball team who must reunite to uphold their city's three-generation legacy of international gay games gold medal, and national tournament wins because after their last gold in 2006, the team fell apart. Our mouths were agape with the general hot factor of all of the guys, and most certainly Rory was the hottest of them all. We knew the kid was athletic, but he apparently is a lot more sporty than we thought.

After checking out his bio we realized we officially had a crush. Who doesn't love someone who is 6'3", was the first to grab gold medals in both Football and Basketball at the Gay Games, was MVP of the NY Gay Football league in Fall 2007, holds duel degrees in computer science and business, and has the nickname Pup? While he has yet to prove himself on the court, we just love he is giving us some eye candy while we watch teams go head to head. We already have our tivos set for the next marathon of the show, and we will try to hold ourselves back from asking him to autograph our abs. xoxo

After Party 4-6

Tonight those dodgeballers are getting rowdy at Lockeroom (open after 8pm) in the basement of Gym Bar (18th and 8th). So expect the mayhem of flip cup to return, the scarfing down of much needed carbs in the form of pizza, and cheap ass Long Island Iced Tea's ($4!!). If you finish your games early, it's 2-4-1 drinks until 9pm. Did we mention this is one of the only gay bars in the city with pitchers of beer?? Just don't get too shit-faced before everyone gets there, no one likes a messy queen. xoxo

Just Asking...

Yesterday's blind item totally inspired someone because we got the bizarre letter below from a reader. We didn't know what it meant and we didn't think we were the experts to properly answer the question, but we think you guys could! We are positive you guys are a lot smarter than Bambi Sue, Dan Savage, Dear Abby, or any of those yahoos who think they know about love and write about it for a living. So check it out.

dear gossipgays,

I have a partner of 2 years that I care deeply about, and I think we have a great relationship. The day I have been dreading came at dinner the other day when my partner asked about opening up the relationship and trying a threesome. While I am not prude, I just think I would be jealous seeing someone else with my partner. My partner said it would only spice up our relationship, but I think it would ruin it. HELP!

Three's Company To Me

What do you think? Comment if you think you know how to solve TCTM's problem. If you have a sex question that is seriously stumping you please send an email to BADgossipgays@gmail.com and our readers will comment on how you can fix it, or at least tell you the situation is too fucked up to fix. xoxo