I Ain't One To Gossip: Cubbyhole Shenanigans

Grab Scooby and the Mystery Machine, we got a trio of blind items from last night for you. We swear none of these are harder to figure out than The Ghost at Old Creek Mountain. xoxo

1) Which vet last night was hitting on his on every young guy in sight? His mustache may have been a little more Mario than Luigi, but it's still creepy nonetheless.

2) These two fairly hairless vets were all touchy feely in the front of the bar, even though one of them was, ahem, injured. We are sure they may have set up a date to play doctor in the future.

3) These on-again/off-again hookup buddies seemed to be very on again. It looks like the two may have left together again last night, but not without a fight. It seems one of them isn't feeling it, but ends up leaving when they can't find anyone better.

Who Whore It Better: Drag Edition

RuPaul's Drag Race has entertained us almost as much as the after-parties have this spring. Although we aren't sure which gaysian is more fierce: Brian or Jujubee? We have been totally Team Tyra all the way this season, but Jujubee can work it out with the best of them. The same could be said about Brian on and off the court as well. Which of these two do YOU think could lip synch for their lives better and not fuck it up? xoxo

Hole In One

Finally an afterparty we can look foward to! Cubbyhole is hosting the post play fun tonight, and if the past afterparites are any indication, expect shots, cheap beers, and jukebox full of the best tunes to dance to. The ladies love this place for a reason. xoxo

Giving Us A Woody

Woody's has finally figured out what it takes to have a successful season: a little team love. xoxo

The Real Mean Girls

Alright, so we know that everyone has a little mean girl in them. Hell we think even Mother Theresa stole bread from her sister and told her to "Suck It" back in the day. Though you guys totally put the mean girls to shame in the comments section of this site. For reals. All the anonymous haters out there are really tearing into people like Regina tore into those high calorie weight gain bars from Africa. You are ruthless, biting, sarcastic, and at times hilarious, and we love that you have such strong opinions. The comments have been one of the most exciting parts of the site this season. The various Anonymous commenters have become the real mean girls. Listen, we agree the gossip this season has been lacking because well there's nothing entirely scandalous to report. No one is working the pole at the afterparties (except Jeff and Will of course), no one is having orgies in the basement of the Tony Dapolito Center, and no one is getting naked and dancing the night away to Britney like you have in the past. Or at least no one is telling us about it. Dare we say this league has become...DOMESTICATED? Ugh, we will have no part of that.

This league is living in the age of Post-GG. It's almost as if the site has become it's worst enemy. While not officially affiliated with the league, this site has over time become synonymous with the dodgeball league it's as if they go together like bread and butter. Everyone is so scared of ending up on here no one does anything crazy any more. We blame there not being enough newbies this season to give the league the spark it once had. How many times can we talk about Symmes being hotter than molten lava and Endre throwing a tantrum on the court? BORING! So guess what if you want this to be fun then give us the dish. Let's speak dodgeball terms: it's a team effort and if you don't put in your fair share then the team suffers. So newbies do something exciting and actually venture out to the afterparties. If you are having a super sexy team date, then tell us the dirty details. We can't do this without you. xoxo

I Ain't One To Gossip: Greek Myths

We always thought that this boy kept all his suitors at bay, like some other auricomous greek legends of yore, but it seems that the second he was single he went on the offensive. Not only was this boy sending naughty pictures to his unavailable crush, it seemed he also hoped those photos would act as a trojan horse to sneak his way into a threesome with this boy and his melodious man. Don't get us wrong, we are sure Hades would have been proud of this boy's motives. It's always the ones you least expect. xoxo

Pre-Party In The USA

So last night apparently everyone decided to drink BEFORE the games. God, how did we not think of that? Tequila shots and beers were consumed before entering the Tony Dapolito Center and apparently their strategy worked. The teams that drank won most of their games. Perhaps it was all due to a little liquid courage? What do you think, should Tony Dapolito take out those pesky drink vending machines and install a bar? If they do, we just hope they stock it with a lot of tequila. xoxo

Freak Me Baby

On the court, people are ruthless, aggressive, and completely competitive. Off the court, it seems like a totally different person because they will chat you up, play flip-cup, eat pizza, and gossip about the night's play. Two completely different personalities. So for our next poll, we wanted to see who YOU thought probably seems nice when you meet them, but is probably a freak in the sheets. Tell us who we should include in our poll, then YOU can vote on who you think is a real super freak. C'mon, don't we all love someone who can be a real lady on the streets, but a freak in the sheets? xoxo

30 and Dirty

In case you didn't hear....

Yup Weeks is turning 30! We would usually say he's going to be 30 and dirty, but this guy was dirty long before 30. Yet, somehow he still looks young enough to get carded at a liquor store (we hate you for looking so damn hot). Wait, you didn't hear it was his birthday? You didn't get a facebook message reminding you about his Pool Party, that isn't exactly a Pool Party??

Our facebook has been peppered with incessant messages/wall posts from him harassing  reminding us about his big day. We also have been getting texts, phone calls, and we think we even spotted a plane flying over NYC skywriting about the big day today.

So remember to tell us all the scandalous stories, because if the past repeats itself there will be plenty of dirty things going on. Just don't be too hungover for open play tomorrow, no one likes a messy queen. xoxo

I Ain't One To Gossip: Porn Star Edition

So we have had lot's of people with many professions play in BAD!, but this is the first time we can say that a porn star is playing at the Tony Dapolito Center on Monday nights. He may be a fish out of water on the court because he's a tad older, but he's sweet as peach pie. It's all good because out of his uniform he puts all of the hot young things to shame. xoxo

Stars Are Just Like Us

Looks like Scotty E isn't the only celebrity who is playing dodgeball these days.  Fresh from her performance at White Party in Palm Springs this weekend, wannabe pop tart Ke$ha put on some short pants and hit the court for the West Hollywood Cali Stay Puft Dodge Ball league finals at Staples Center on Monday. According to TMZ her dodgeball skills on the court were almost as bad as her vocals on her horribly addictive songs. When TMZ asked her if she had drank a bottle of Jack before playing the sport, she replied, "Blah, Blah, Blah".  xoxo

Pool Boys

This week's after-party at Woody's was pretty tame this time around, that is until some boys decided to spice up the night and wager their clothes in a friendly game of pool in the back. With Makeout Flip-Cup on it's way out this season, some people decided bring try to bring the fun back to the post play parties. Leading the charge was our new crush Scott who definitely is a contender for HHB this year. Have you seen this boy?

Yup, he may be in a relationship, but boy does he make our hearts melt. Seriously is this the first time you pulled out your pecs? Ruling the table, and keeping his pants he forced the other team to strip down to their panties. However we have a question....

You in the red undies, who you be? You look vaguely familiar.....did we see you at the end of a long night at Urge or something? We just can't put our fingers on it.

Eye spy with our eagle eyes something shiny...is that a nipple ring we spot? How very 1995 of you.

We are hoping this will be the start of a brand new trend this season. xoxo

Bottom's Up!

We decided to ask the gods how many bottoms could you fit into one karaoke room? It looks American Apparel and Eastern Bloc from last season answered our prayers. Our question is who took home the gold for biggest bottom in this picture? Our money is on one of the ladies. xoxo

You Turn Me Upside Down

We are pretty sure this wasn't a stretch for him. xoxo

Soapy Stuff: The End

We just got a little teary when we saw this. RIP Kish. xoxo