Dim Sum, Lose Sum

And the award for giving best face last night goes to: The lovely and effervescent Ms. Thai. She gave you good face, a nice little walk waddle, and bitch never broke character. Domo arigato Miss Roboto indeed. xoxo

The Only Girl In The World

Don't they say dance like no one is watching? I guess some curvy girls get all the boys staring. xoxo

Facebook Creeping 10-27

Didn't someone say you can never have too much of a good thing? xoxo

Costume or Bust?

Alright, is anyone actually going to this thing? If it's anything like last year's masquerade ball, we hope you took tomorrow off. The real question isn't what you are wearing, it should be what people won't be wearing much of anything? And who said girls only get to dress slutty on Halloween? xoxo

Bring It Back

We insist, no we demand, that you bring back the golden era of Truth or Dare Flip Cup. It seems like it has been years since it has graced a dodgeball after party and tonight could be the PERFECT place for it. Just think Henrietta Hudson's is a stones throw away from the gym, the ladies will be in full effect, and did we forget to mention there is a stripper pole for your enjoyment? It got quite the work out back in the day. If these aren't all reason enough, let's just say the cute factor of the league is off the charts, and with a couple porn stars added to the mix, it could get quite interesting. We also think the pitchers will be dirt cheap, all the more reason to spin that bottle and wait to see where it lands. xoxo

The Hey List

Has Ms. Effie clawed her way to The A List or is she merely trying to get in on a picture with Ryan from the show at a recent benefit? Whichever it is, we are glad this girl knows how to work her angles. xoxo

Spotted: Cover Boy

Spotted on the cover of Next Magazine this week: Mario from Oasis

Looking damn good, but do you think the carrot is a little phallic? Ok, ok we get the hint! You ain't going on the cover of Next Magazine without taking off yer shirt or other things....

See that's more like it! We could eat you up with a spoon and a fork. We really didn't know what you were hiding under that neon orange shirt. Trust us it aint doing you justice, you should just go shirtless every week. Although...can we discuss the mohawk? xoxo

Facebook Creeping 10-18

Is this the sign of the apocalypse or something? What do you think he was doing instead of trying to say hello to every single person at the Tony D? xoxo

Rock The Vote

Hey Jim McMillan we heard that child's stomach grumbling and we plan on voting for you because guess what because our rent is too damn high we almost can't pay it. And no tricks want to go home with a homeless person so we will be voting for you on November 2nd, but if you get elected you may wanna do something about that Disney villian beard and gloves look you were sporting. xoxo

The Real Deal

While they say imitation is the finest form of flattery, we are laughing at a certain website's attempt to capitalize on something WE created years ago. The Real Gossip Gay is like a cheap man's GG, but with lots of filler and not enough dirt. We applaud that someone actually thinks they can do better than us, but c'mon your logo isn't even original! Look familiar?

Lowercase yellow lettering in front of a night backdrop of a city? You really couldn't think of anything more...original?

And don't even get us started on Overheard in Dodgeball because from the website design to the content, it just screams amateur. Did some NYU freshman design the site after school? If we wanted to know what people were saying in dodgeball...we would just go and talk to people. If we wanted to hear about "tragic vets" saying how drunk they were we would go back to any post from 2009 and re-read our archives. At least we have pictures and we look prettier.

Let us give you a word of advice wannabe tragic gossip websites, do what you do best and attempt to know what's going on in the dodgeball courts and leave the afterparties to us. We've been doing it for a lot longer, and a lot better too. xoxo

Spotted: Deja Love Redux?

Spotted: Deep in the heart of Alphabet City on Friday at a certain vet's far and away birthday party some old couples looked like they could re-ignite the fleeting flame at any given time. We saw MikeC and BBahr talking very itimitately, Esther was giving love to all of the dodgeball boys (especially The Mezz), but the real story of the night was seeing SCARY back in full effect. A certain website's favorite couple from back in the day finally made an appearance *separately* after both have been MIA for quite some time. Complicating things may have been a certain blonde former hearthrob who also flew into the scene but didn't go unnoticed by his old fans...and old tricks. xoxo

Who You Be: Backwards Hat Edition

So yeah, hey you backwards hat guy. We know you can catch, and damn you throw hard. We also noticed you never take off your backwards hat, and well we were wondering if you had any hair under there? It don't matter because you are hot and really good at dodgeball. Is this your first season, really? Were you hiding under a dodgeball rock? Who you be backwards hat guy? xoxo

I Ain't One To Gossip: Love Edition

Can you really find love in the dodgeball league? The answer is yes. These two vets, one an agro fast talking stud and the other a quiet self professed comic book geek, have been getting it on since they both left Fire Island. Both of them don't want to call it a relationship, but we think it's only a matter of time. We hear the sex is hot, how could it not be with these two? xoxo

For the Love of the Game?

Super fan or just really excited to play? We know BAD! has it's fair share of fans, but now there are those who are designing their own line of shirts! While we admire the artistry, it's really what's under this hottie's shirt (and shorts) that we are interested in. xoxo

Don't Call It A Comeback.

Hmmm, the league has gotten a little *tame* without us. Think it's time to spice it up? Do you miss us? Even just a little bit? xoxo