Whip Me Baby, One More Time

Why you little devil!?! C'mon you know you both like it. In other news, we think we found Waldo. xoxo

Best Dressed and Underdressed

Last night's 2nd Annual Masquerade Ball was quite the scene filled with superheroes, leather, half naked men, and lots of drunken antics. Guess it's just another night at the Eagle! Those dodgeballers came out costumed and ready to drink, and they did both pretty well. We here at gg think we need to give props when props are deserved. First off is Wind's mildly humorous take on last season's end of the season party debacle. You see we won't name names, but someone took it upon themself to stand up and fight for dodgeballers rights everywhere. Unfortunately the idea didn't really fly with some dodgeballers so leave it to Wind to rehash last season's drama. While some thought it was funny, others were none too amused. Especially those parties involved.

Eeeek. Who would have thought one shirt with so many signatures could cause so many hurt feelings?? We are always here to pick anyone up...especially if it's the end of the night and we have been drinking for a while.

Mandy rocked the house with her take on the current epidemic in NYC...bed bugs! So leave it her to make light of the situation and win a free season of bowling while at it. Our favorite part of the photo isn't actually Mandy, but everyone around her giving her stankface. Well at least she's current!

Our favorite couple costume of the night were these Rocky Horror enthusiasts. We didn't think Rocky could get any hotter than that guy on Glee...

...but we think we could be wrong. We were left speechless by these two, and for us that is hard!

Runner up for Best Couples Costume was JP and his scrumptious boy toy. Kudos for doing a leather harness two years in row.

Yummy on both accounts.

We love that Scotty and his boys got creative, had some arts and crafts time, and made masks of their names. Sometimes it gets so dark in the Eagle, we need masks like these to let us know where the hotties are.

Hide your kids, hide your wife, and for heaven's sake hide your bulge.

Our favorite costume of the night had to be the ode to our favorite ladies softball team The Rockford Peaches from A League of their Own. 

"The time has come for one and all to play some ball! We're all for one and one for all". Brilliant on so many levels, but to get the outfit down to a tee like that takes some hard work. It also helps to be surrounded by some hot guys in barely there costumes. 

Sorry, we just couldn't resist. One photo just wasn't enough. Thrill us, chill us, fulfill us creature of the night...any time you want. xoxo

Dim Sum, Lose Sum

And the award for giving best face last night goes to: The lovely and effervescent Ms. Thai. She gave you good face, a nice little walk waddle, and bitch never broke character. Domo arigato Miss Roboto indeed. xoxo

The Only Girl In The World

Don't they say dance like no one is watching? I guess some curvy girls get all the boys staring. xoxo

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Didn't someone say you can never have too much of a good thing? xoxo

Costume or Bust?

Alright, is anyone actually going to this thing? If it's anything like last year's masquerade ball, we hope you took tomorrow off. The real question isn't what you are wearing, it should be what people won't be wearing much of anything? And who said girls only get to dress slutty on Halloween? xoxo

Bring It Back

We insist, no we demand, that you bring back the golden era of Truth or Dare Flip Cup. It seems like it has been years since it has graced a dodgeball after party and tonight could be the PERFECT place for it. Just think Henrietta Hudson's is a stones throw away from the gym, the ladies will be in full effect, and did we forget to mention there is a stripper pole for your enjoyment? It got quite the work out back in the day. If these aren't all reason enough, let's just say the cute factor of the league is off the charts, and with a couple porn stars added to the mix, it could get quite interesting. We also think the pitchers will be dirt cheap, all the more reason to spin that bottle and wait to see where it lands. xoxo

The Hey List

Has Ms. Effie clawed her way to The A List or is she merely trying to get in on a picture with Ryan from the show at a recent benefit? Whichever it is, we are glad this girl knows how to work her angles. xoxo

Spotted: Cover Boy

Spotted on the cover of Next Magazine this week: Mario from Oasis

Looking damn good, but do you think the carrot is a little phallic? Ok, ok we get the hint! You ain't going on the cover of Next Magazine without taking off yer shirt or other things....

See that's more like it! We could eat you up with a spoon and a fork. We really didn't know what you were hiding under that neon orange shirt. Trust us it aint doing you justice, you should just go shirtless every week. Although...can we discuss the mohawk? xoxo

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Is this the sign of the apocalypse or something? What do you think he was doing instead of trying to say hello to every single person at the Tony D? xoxo

Rock The Vote

Hey Jim McMillan we heard that child's stomach grumbling and we plan on voting for you because guess what because our rent is too damn high we almost can't pay it. And no tricks want to go home with a homeless person so we will be voting for you on November 2nd, but if you get elected you may wanna do something about that Disney villian beard and gloves look you were sporting. xoxo

The Real Deal

While they say imitation is the finest form of flattery, we are laughing at a certain website's attempt to capitalize on something WE created years ago. The Real Gossip Gay is like a cheap man's GG, but with lots of filler and not enough dirt. We applaud that someone actually thinks they can do better than us, but c'mon your logo isn't even original! Look familiar?

Lowercase yellow lettering in front of a night backdrop of a city? You really couldn't think of anything more...original?

And don't even get us started on Overheard in Dodgeball because from the website design to the content, it just screams amateur. Did some NYU freshman design the site after school? If we wanted to know what people were saying in dodgeball...we would just go and talk to people. If we wanted to hear about "tragic vets" saying how drunk they were we would go back to any post from 2009 and re-read our archives. At least we have pictures and we look prettier.

Let us give you a word of advice wannabe tragic gossip websites, do what you do best and attempt to know what's going on in the dodgeball courts and leave the afterparties to us. We've been doing it for a lot longer, and a lot better too. xoxo

Spotted: Deja Love Redux?

Spotted: Deep in the heart of Alphabet City on Friday at a certain vet's far and away birthday party some old couples looked like they could re-ignite the fleeting flame at any given time. We saw MikeC and BBahr talking very itimitately, Esther was giving love to all of the dodgeball boys (especially The Mezz), but the real story of the night was seeing SCARY back in full effect. A certain website's favorite couple from back in the day finally made an appearance *separately* after both have been MIA for quite some time. Complicating things may have been a certain blonde former hearthrob who also flew into the scene but didn't go unnoticed by his old fans...and old tricks. xoxo

Who You Be: Backwards Hat Edition

So yeah, hey you backwards hat guy. We know you can catch, and damn you throw hard. We also noticed you never take off your backwards hat, and well we were wondering if you had any hair under there? It don't matter because you are hot and really good at dodgeball. Is this your first season, really? Were you hiding under a dodgeball rock? Who you be backwards hat guy? xoxo

I Ain't One To Gossip: Love Edition

Can you really find love in the dodgeball league? The answer is yes. These two vets, one an agro fast talking stud and the other a quiet self professed comic book geek, have been getting it on since they both left Fire Island. Both of them don't want to call it a relationship, but we think it's only a matter of time. We hear the sex is hot, how could it not be with these two? xoxo