The Lovliest of Ladies

It was a tight race for the "Lovely Lady" contest but it seems that Stacey from Eastern Bloc was the fan favorite. She and Niki from Cubbyhole were neck and neck for a while, but ultimately Stacey ran away with the prize. If you don't know Stacey we are sure you have heard her at Tony Dapolito. She's on Eastern Bloc and if you haven't heard her "Bottom, Bottom, Top, Top Eastern Bloc" come out of her mouth at some point this season then you may be deaf.

That being said we are happy Stacey can now join the ranks of Mezzano and Cutrone of being some of the hottest and most popular of dodgeballers this season. Not bad company if you ask us, for once we think the public got it right. xoxo

Jersey Slores

So we never thought we would admit this, but we kinda dig Jersey Shore on MTV for the trashy and flashy guidos and guidettes they are. Granted it's the Real World on the Jersey Shore, and everyone is much more tanned with tons more hair products, but who doesn't love their accents? We also love how Fred reminds us of Mike "the Situation" because as Mike's bio suggests, "Mike may have a sensitive side, but he has plenty of game to go with it." And just like Mike, Fred always has the situation under control. Now if Fred had Mike's abs, we might be worried they would cast him for the second season. xoxo

Call It Like You See It

So we love that BAD! finally got real refs this season that know how to call a game (yeah we are talking about you hippy chick from last season that would have rather been picking daisies than calling Kelly out for high throws). They may look familiar because they played in previous seasons, but due to various injuiries still get their fix of the Tony Dapolito gym every Monday by reffing games. Between Craig, Benji, Sam, Nick the Fireman, and Dykey Mikey, we have to say quite the attractive bunch of people giving out red cards. So the question is which ref do YOU wish would blow your whistle for stepping over the line? xoxo

Spotted: Gym Buddies

Looks like you don't always need makeout flip-cup to find some love at the end of the night. It seems these two hit it off quite well, and apparently one of them doesn't even play dodgeball! Since it is the end of the season we are curious as to what you thought of this season's makeups and breakups. Why don't YOU tell us the hottest hook-up of the season and we are sure we've probably heard about it before. xoxo

Winner Winner

Not only did the Eagle team take 1st for the season, but they did some serious damage last night in the tournament and won the whole she-bang. They were a fierce team and proved it so. Congrats to all of them for playing a great season and being the first in dodgeball history to not only win the season but the tournament! Winning is always sweet, but victory is sweeter. xoxo

D-Toxification

D-Tox gets our vote for the best team picture. We know that sometimes dodgeball is like a job, but this is one way to relieve the pressures of the job. It can be a very hard job indeed. xoxo

Name That Ass

We noticed a trend in some of the pictures that were shot for the team pictures. There were several mysterious backsides between the team shots but we have NO clue who the proud owners may be, so we need YOUR help. Scooby Doo was too expensive and Sherlock Holmes was all the way in England so we need your sleuth skills to figure the Mystery of the BAD! Backsides.

Well this is someone from Therapy and from what we can tell they are a little pale. Perhaps a nice trip to Mexico after the season is over could fix that problem?

Whoever this Stonewaller is knows her angles! We are guessing this butt has seen an episode of Top Model, and from the looks of it (and those biceps!) there maybe more than meets the eye.

Whichever Duplexer this is sure was NOT happy about the way things were going down on the Tony Dapolito courts. Notice the angry hands on the hips pose, and from the small waist we are guessing this could be a pocket gay.

We love how short the shorts are on this Eastern Bloc player, but they may be a TAD too small. The panty lines in this picture are raging, but who doesn't mind an ass that goes on for days.

Aw, the calm serenity of asses. Crisp and classic black and white, this feels like a nice fine wine.
Whoever owns this hot ass should know that we like that it's not too flashy or trashy. It looks just right. xoxo

Great Scott!

We wish we could say we were surprised, but someone this funny, nice, and cute like Cutrone only happens every so often. That is our guess for why he won the Hottest Vet award for this season! And deservedly so, he won by just a couple more votes than our runner up Weeks who was neck and neck with Cutrone for a while. But in the end Scott pulled out the leader of the pack, and is taking home the gold. We also saw Aussie Mark putting up a fight for third place, but in the end his C-IN2 teammate won the honors.

That leads us to our next poll, and this time it's ladies choice...
literally. We held off on the girls, but we saved the best for last. If there is a certain female you who is most deserving of the title of 'Favorite Lovely Lady' than make your voice heard. This maybe the hardest vote yet. *UPDATE* - Technology sometimes bites the big one, and that means we lost results from the poll yesterday. It's back up and running now. xoxo

Duplexity

So how do we put this? Ok at the beginning of the season we asked you guys who you thought the hottest team was and you said American Apparel was hands down. Well, how do we put this lightly... we think America got it wrong. Have you seen Duplex recently? There is a little something for everyone there, and on top of that they are in 16th place in the league. So that means they are the underdogs going into the tournament, and who doesn't love to root for the underdog? When the underdogs are this cute, consider us fans. xoxo

For All The Marbles

So we just saw the layout for the tournament next Monday on the BAD! website, and oh boy this shizz is crazy. Will anyone be able to take down the first place Eagle team? Will the refs go crazy by the amount of screaming that will likely occur from off the sidelines? Can one team duplicate the success story of last season's Eastern Bloc team? Only time will tell, so let the shit talking begin. xoxo

The Spy Who Loved Us

We always knew Esther had it in her and she showed us last night at Henrietta Hudson's. We secretly think she had some top secret military training in her past tucked away somewhere. She would make the perfect spy - pretty, unassuming, and DEADLY. xoxo

Honesty is the Last Policy

It seems last night some people really got fired up by the lack of honesty among you dodgeballers. While the refs can only see so much, if you get hit and they don't call it, you usually will go out. Well one team in particular had quite a few missed calls and kept playing because no one called them out. Tsk, Tsk, let's hope you play fair in flip-cup at least. xoxo

Bearly There

Which of these bears is not like the other? It seems those with fur like to frequent View Bar after the after parties making it the spot for the after after parties. We think people go for the cheap beer and leather, but we secretly know it's the hunky strippers. Or the peanuts. xoxo

Hanging Tough

These are two of our favorite tough guys in the league, Jerry and Seth. On the the outside they appear to be real tough but on the inside they are big soft cuddly bears, ok maybe they might be bear-ish on the outside too. Which of these two bears make you growl? xoxo

I Ain't One To Gossip 12-1

Which two hot newbies were spotted getting pawsy and leaving Hen's together? Two hints: One is brunette and the other's not. Could they have been going home together? Let's hope they both cleared it with their boyfriends first. xoxo