Makeups/Breakups 4-23

Our hearts kinda broke a little. xoxo

I Ain't One To Gossip 4-22

Who got so blasted on Monday that they may have decided to switch teams? Our spies saw a certain dodgeballer decide to get all Coyote Ugly and start dancing on the bar with a very intoxicated female on Monday at Henrietta Hudson's. The two got quite frisky dancing on the bar after most people had already left for the night, but we think it may have just been a tease for the after after party. xoxo

It's A Bachelor Party

So we think God finally stopped listening to Margaret, and started listening to gossipgays for once. Our prayers have finally been answered because you can officially go out on a date with Weeks...for a price.

The Men Event is having a bachelor auction with all of the different gay sports leagues putting up their finest for charity. All the money that Weeks gets for the date goes directly to the Big Apple Dodgeball league, and we hear if the guy is cute enough, Weeks will put out. Ok maybe we made that last part up, but a girl can dream right?

Location: Dave and Buster's (W. 42nd street between 7th and 8th)
Date: TONIGHT Wednesday, April 22
Time: 6:00 PM - 7:30 PM Cocktails (Meet the bachelors)
7:30 PM Auction begins

We also know JP from WOOF! is being auctioned off for Out Astoria, and he's definitely yummy as well. Even if you don't plan on bidding, come out get your drink on and see Week's hot ass make some money for BAD! In case you are wondering what that fine ass looks like (*cough cough* #1), we can help with that! xoxo

How Low Can You Go?

Wow oh wow. There are certain dodgeball after parties that go down in the books as pure mayhem. Just when we didn't think the dodgeball after parties could get any wilder, they always do. From the stripper pole to the cage dancing at Henrietta Hudson's last night , we never thought we would see anything get crazier...at least until the limbo started. xoxo

Post Play 4-20

Tonight's festivities will be going down at Henrietta Hudson's (438 Hudson St. at Morton St.). We hear there are$3 taps and specials on beer pitchers, and if the last after party there was any indication of what to expect, you are in for a treat. xoxo

Getting Lucky

We know everyone loves to get lucky, and what not a better place than the after parties? So we want to know, just HOW lucky are you? Please let us know if you are a sinner, a saint, or just a drunk whore. Take the poll, and make your voice (or life of leisure) be heard. Let's just hope you can blame it on the alcohol and not the raging addiction to the boys and girls of dodgeball. xoxo

Say What?

Get ready to caption this! What do you think Cutrone said that had Dom and Monica rolling on the floor? xoxo

And The Hottest Newbie Is...

There was only one woman in a field of newbie boys vying for the crown of hottest newbie, and gossipgays could not be more excited to name Ruby the hottest newbie of season 4! She narrowly beat out Carrie 2.0 and Mikey F. for the prize, but in the end she came out swinging and fought for it. That being said, we totally get that we couldn't include every newbie, and we saw some harsh words in the comment section for the poll, and while yeah we left off some hotties we plan to give recognition where recognition is deserved. Starting with...

Best HHB (Hidden Hot Body) of any newbie goes to JP of WOOF! He may also be quiet and unassuming, but lord have mercy, when he takes his shirt off we think an angel gets it's wings. He's also half decent at dodgeball, doesn't that score him bonus points as well?



Looks the hottest in a hat goes to Michael M of Splash. He is always giving you the best hat look he can pull off, and when he's not shamelessly flirting on the court, he's shamlessly flirting off it. Just our kinda guy.





Best tattoos of any newbie goes to Brent of the Legally Blondes. He has two of the sexiest tattoos on his forearms. It's not in english so we are still trying to translate it, but we think it means Could Go All Night Long.




Sexiest Eyes goes to Conti of WOOF! He just looks at us and we melt. He's got a rocking body, a hot piercing on the back of his neck, and he's one of the nicest guys in the league. Now if we could only get him shirtless in flip cup...


Could drink you under the table goes to Mr. Wind of Stonewall. First of all he's from the south so you know he can drink. Second of all when he's on your team in flip cup, you best be ready to kick some ass. He's hella fun, totally cute, and if he gets drunk enough that sexy southern drawl comes out and we melt. We also love him in those orange shades.


All around hottest goes to Symmes of WOOF! I mean three people off of the WOOF! team made our special recognition tribute to the hottest newbie, did we not call it back in March? First of all we love that he is giving us those come hither eyes and sexy straw look in the picture. Second Symmes just is the whole package. He's so ridiculously hot that you want to show him off, but also so ridiculously nice that you could bring him home to mom, who doesn't want that in life? xoxo

Thanks to those who voted.

Spotted: Kissing Bandit

So there was one vet in particular on Monday who was in a "giving" mood. He was kissing everyone in sight, and our spies happened to catch him in action! We suspect alcohol was to blame, but then again when isn't it? xoxo

Karao-Gay

Last Monday, BAD! got their dodgeball on, and it was craziness on the courts. Every team was fighting mad, and as usual the games were fierce. Gym Bar still continues to dominate the season just ahead of Stonewall, and as usual swept all 6 games. According to the standings they are the ones to beat this season, and with only about a handful of weeks left in the season, someone needs to knock them off their pedestal.

The after party was a rocking good time, and for a change on the east side at Eastern Bloc. Not only was there karaoke to be sung, but there was a mini flip cup table, where not a whole lot of flip cup actually happened. We hear there was a dirty game Shoulders 1, 2, 3 where if you didn't follow the rules you had to take a drink and kiss the person to your left. Let's just say it got pretty frisky, pretty fast.

So everyone had a turn at unleashing their inner Beyonce and stepped up to sing some karaoke. We heard Eduardo do "La Isla Bonita" (how very latin of him), Big Vinny and Niki tackle "Love Shack", Cutrone belt it out on "Sweet Caroline", and we were introduced to Freddy (a non-dodgeballer) who single handedly slayed "Georgia On My Mind". All in all, we were quite impressed by music skills on everyone, but we think you shouldn't let your dreams go of ruling at the Tony Dapolito Center any time soon.

Naturally there was a pole, and of course the dodgeballers were dancing the hell out of it. We saw quite a few people take a turn on it, and we found it entertaining that when James the gym teacher and his crew mysteriously disappeared and reappeared all red eyed and cotton mouthed grinding on the pole. Guess for some it just takes a little liquid courage, and for others an herbal refreshment. We have to give kudos to Kelly who mastered the pole again, with the help of a certain lady friend. We believe a pole is where Kelly was born.

It was quite the surprise when Justin Bond, of Kiki and Herb, sauntered into Eastern Bloc and mixed and mingled with the league. By mix and mingle we actually mean sit in the back and stare at the drunken shenanigans going on around her. We do have to give her props where props are deserved. She belted out one hell of a Stevie Nicks tune, and she did it well. She, of course, looked flawless and was gorgeous as a virgin on prom night.

We saw our fair share of makeouts, and we will go on record, and say we have never seen so much tongue at an after party. We don't what was in the water, but we did see one newbie in particular makeout with 5, yes 5!, other guys in the course of the after party. He's ruthless on the court, and a lothario off of it apparently. The after-after party continued on to D-Tox where it only got drunker and sloppier. After a couple of drinks we had to call it a night. We were certain our tongues, and liver, needed a rest if we ever hoped to see the weekend. xoxo

Way Back Wednesdays 4-15

Back in the second season, there was a certain team of veterans that conquered the courts on a little team that cried WOOF! aka View Bar, but they came oh so close to cinching the trophy for Best Team in the league by...... this much.... in the finals. We think they lost to Boy Butter ultimately, but our memories are so hazy from all that flip cup we can barely remember our last names.

Sanchez, V, Leven, Thom, Sergio, Danny, amongst others ruled on the courts in Spring 2008. They were the fiercest in the land, with an affinity for neck ties, but it was the sea turtle moves that really won us over. You know the sea turtle move is where you put one hand over the other and rotate your thumbs to imitate one of our favorite underwater waterlife. And to think we thought it was just an easy solution if you get tired in a threesome. xoxo

I Ain't One To Gossip 4-14

Which hard partying stud was not only a hit on the stripper pole, he also maybe had a little too much to drink? It seems after getting a tad sick on the dance floor, he took a break from drinking and started canoodling with a hunky newbie. You can take the party out of the girl, but you can't take the girl out of the party. xoxo

Now That's Funny.

How could we resist? xoxo

Hottest Newbie Poll

Ok so we have a new poll going on right now for Hottest Newbie in the league, and while we may have left a few off of here, we think we got a great selection. Eduardo is currently ruling the bunch in votes, so if you have a favorite then make your voice heard. We are going to include pictures of them for your reference, and remember you only have 3 days to vote so get on it! xoxo

After Party 4-13

What do you know, it's Monday and we see those dodgeballers are trying something different this week and venturing out of the west and into the east; the village that is. In their 8th week of play they are going to be heading over to Eastern Bloc (505 6th Street at Avenue A). There will be $3 beers on tap and flip cup, so get ready to Bloc and Roll. xoxo