Just Like Last Season

Another Monday come and gone, another Tuesday morning we curse our drunken antics from the night before. If you feel like you have been by a ton of bricks and your eyes look like two piss holes in the snow, it's probably a morning after dodgeball. That's right it was the second week of the Spring season at the Tony Dapolito Center, and shit started to hit the fan last night. The girls brought their A-game last night! Did you see Henrietta Hudson's totally come back from the dead against Project Sandwich? Not only did Niki manage to take on an entire team with her amazing ability to catch anything that comes in her direction, but she saved the day by getting in all of the hunky guests in the lobby.

Speaking of Henrietta Hudson's, last night's after party was off the chain. The after party was up to it's old tricks again, pun intended. Between the flip cup and the dancing, we forgot how much fun the after parties could be. We saw several boys getting very cozy and we think it was a good night to get to "know" all of the hot newbies in our league. Sadly the pole and the cage went untouched, but we think it's only a matter of time before they get a good workout. Baby steps people, baby steps. xoxo

And So It Begins...

Taking a look at the scores, you might have thought we were looking at last season's scores. The question remains this season: Is Eagle the team to beat? Looks like they seem to think so. xoxo

Luck of the Dodgeballish

Feel like getting lucky? xoxo

Soapy Stuff: This Just Ain't Right

When ABC's soap opera One Life To Live was enjoying a ratings resurgence and newfound buzz, producers were happy to credit the gay romance of Kyle and Fish as the reason why. But now that OLTL has seen its numbers dip? The soap's brass are reportedly blaming it on their decision to go overboard with the gay stuff. Which is why Scott Evans and Brett Claywell's characters are being written off the show.

We first learned OLTL would feature a gay romance last summer; when the pair's first on-screen kiss arrived in August, the gays were agog. And middle American stay-at-home moms, too. But in October, when "Kish" got married, OLTL was trailing its soap competition, landing in sixth place (out of seven spots), when such an exciting plot development should have been reeling in the viewers.

Now showrunner Frank Valentini says, "We are concluding the story that we set out to tell with Kyle and Fish. We are very proud to have broken new ground with a same sex couple on daytime."

Characters are usually written off shows for one of two reasons: Their actors demand unreasonable salary hikes, or viewers are turned off by them. If producers were utterly pleased with the Kish storyline and the response from audiences, undoubtedly they would keep their characters around. But that doesn't appear to be happening, and so into the soap sunset they will ride. But they've had a good run, no? Kissing on camera. Sexing on camera. Marrying on camera. It's been a pretty spectacular representation of gays on television, broke ground in the genre, and we can't fault OLTL for giving it a go.

But I'm A Small!

Ok so we hope we aren't the only ones out there, but did anyone else not get the t-shirt size they ordered? While we wouldn't exactly call ourselves big, we happened to be on the receiving end of an overly large t-shirt that we practically are swimming in. We are sure there is some pocket gay out there with the same troubles as we had on Monday. We are going to have to be creative and get all Project Runway on our t-shirts and hopefully we can make it work. Or we could take a note from Week's past seasons shirts and just cut it to all holy hell. The only problem is he has something that we are sorely lacking...hot biceps. xoxo

Times Are A-Changing

The times, they are a' changing. There has been a changing of the guards so to speak around these parts. You see this site needed a little sprucing up, a little tightening around the edges, and a wee nip and tuck to keep it fresh. The old owners grew a little, well how can we put this lightly, stale.  So some fresh new blood has been brought in to make things interesting again, and to give you exactly what you want out of a gossip website - the dirt. Granted we may not know everyone's names yet, but we do if you're fucking hot when we see it. There is a new look, some new features, and lots more newbies to drool over. Don't get us wrong, we love some of the things about this site, and promise to try to keep this train running smoothly. We just will to do it with a little more flair. We promise to play nice, as long as you promise not to play too dirty. xoxo

Who Whore It Better: Swimsuit Issue

So in this edition of Who Whore It Better, we are wondering which of these beautiful boys wore their swimsuit the best? You see Lukus, Kevin, Daniel, and Kurt all happened to end up on some tropical beach with only a swimsuit and a dream. That dream being to fill out their bathing suit better than the other, and to tell you the truth, we don't know WHO won. They all give us dirty thoughts equally the same, and while we marvel Kevin's ambition to go for the gusto with a speedo, we can't say that showing more skin instantly guarantees winning this thing. That being said, it DOES help. Now we ask you, which of these hotties would YOU love to lather lotion all over while basking in the sun? xoxo

I Ain't One To Gossip: Horndog Edition

Well leave it to the league's favorite horndog to get the season started. Horny Harry barely had time to scarf down his pizza before starting to spit game at any newbie who crossed his path. After many unsuccessful tries he lurked around the flip-cup table and went on it his way. See his game may not be on the court, but it sure works off it...well most of the time. xoxo

Back In Action - Bigger and BAD!der

Bonjour mes amis. Spring may have finally sprung, and with every new spring comes new beginnings. That's right, today is the first day dodgeball is back in session. Ahh, it feels like yesterday we were making out with some newbie in the back of Cubbyhole, waiting for Kylie to play on the jukebox. Well the time has come to strap on that jock strap again, grab your IDs and locks, and remember to wash your team shirt because BAD! is back, and (no pun intended) badder than ever. I know I know, they say that every season, but we actually think this season is going to be a crazy amazing time because, well, most of the people from last season are back and they all kicked ass. For those of you who have never played, we would love to give some pointers to what you might expect from tonight (and the season).

You can expect on court dramatics. That's right they don't call gays dramatic for nothing. There will be flair, there will be cheers, there will be chants (thank god Eastern Bloc is disbanded from last season), but most of all there will be all kinds of drama on the court. Someone will bitch about a call, someone *may or may not* cross a line and the ref *may or may not* see them, someone will get hit in head accidentially, someone may or may not be hit in the balls, and of course some people may cheat. We know the honor system only goes so far, so be an adult and play fair. No one likes a cheater, they never get laid at the afterparties.

There will be dancing at the after-party. Not just any kind of dancing, but dirty, really dirty, dancing. The kinda dancing that makes you blush, and then you wonder how can people get that low? We have seen everything from jump ropes to limbo at the after-parties in the past, so really nothing would shock us at this point. Of course guys will dance with guys, and girls will dance with girls, but it's always the most crazy when the guys dance with the girls. Why, we will never know. They always seem to take it the next level, not that we are complaining. It's just funny. Although if you aren't dancing, you are probably...

You are probably ruling at the flip-cup table.  Such a big contingent of the after-parties are the fact that the flip-cup tables are where all of the action is. That's right, every dog has it's day at the table. If you aren't very good at flip-cup well we suggest you start practicing during your lunch hour because amazingness at the flip-cup table will score you cool points (and sometimes a new trick). That's right, who likes to be on a losing team during flip-cup? We may have witnessed a new trend last season at the flip-cup table called "Spin the Bottle" flip-cup which heated up many a chilly Fall night last season, we just wonder if the trend will make a comeback in the Spring. Well 9 times out of 10 if you have just played a round at the flip-cup table you may notice...

People tend to spill drinks. Yeah we know it sucks, we hate when it happens to us. It's part of the lovely nature of any bar experience. So do us a favor, don't wear your new Prada shirt and Louis Vuitton boots when you know you will be flipping a plastic cup of Bud Light in the basement of Gym Bar. Plan accordingly. Also watch your cell phones and bags, do yourself a favor and splurge on the extra two bucks for coatcheck instead of shoving it under a table. It will save you so much headache in the longrun.  We know you might not be keeping an eye on your jacket because...

You will be macking on some cute guy/girl. It's enivitable if you combine alcohol, the testerone of playing a night of dodgeball, the guys from Grindr not chatting you back, skipping dinner, and the looks from across the flip-cup table when you are kicking ass and taking names. Hooking up is human nature, it just so happens that BAD! has some of the finest ladies and hottest guys this west side of Manhattan. We don't blame you dodgeballers, hell we would hook up with them too if we looked like half of you! Our friendly suggestion would be don't cockblock your friends if you know there is some newbie they want to try to mack on. Just like cheaters, no one likes a cockblock, it's bad hook-up karma and it makes you look like a douchebag.

You will take off your clothes at some after-party this season. We know, we know, this is the one thing you say, "Nope not me, ain't gonna happen". When it's 2 AM and that pole at Henrietta Hudson's has been used more than pass around bottom at the Eagle, we won't hold it against you. That's because it happens to everyone. If it ain't at the flip-cup table, it's going to be on a bar somewhere, or perhaps on the stage at Pieces, or on the catwalk at XES, the dancefloor at Cubbyhole. Point being, you can't escape it. Everyone has their moment in time to show off their Fire Island frames, and hell some of you even make money off it. If your pretty and you know it, you will end up shirtless before the end of the night. Mark our words, and trust us no one is complaining. What's the point of putting so much time at the gym if you can't show off the goods every now and again?

We hope you dodgeballers don't disappoint us and make this the craziest season yet. Newbies, if you don't know what the hell you got yourself into, don't worry we know you will fit in just fine ;) Vets, don't take advantage of the newbies...too much. Be nice, it's their first week in a big new league and we are sure they will need a helping hand to guide the way in the beginning. Just remember, you were a newbie once before too. Ahhh, the more things change, the more they always seem to stay the same. xoxo

Au Revoir Mes Amis

Well another season has come and gone, and what do you have to show for it? A lot has happened since a gay dodgeball league was started. Many friendships were made, many hookups were witnessed, and it seems like you all loved every dodgeball soaked minute of it. We are going to study abroad in the new year so we are taking some time off. You may not see us for a while, but don't let that fool you. We will always have Paris. Try not to miss us too much. xoxo

And The Winner Is (Thrice As Nice)...

So what maybe we didn't win an award at the End of the Season bash, we decided it was best to create our own so here are the 3rd Annual results for the The GG's! We asked for you to vote for your favorites, and a lot of you told us who was the hottest and best in BAD! So without further ado, the winners:

Best HHB (Hidden Hot Body): Seth - looks like you figured out the secret behind this tall, dark, and handsome stranger. Now how do we get his shirt off more?

Spunkiest: Thai - C'mon is there anyone who bounces around the court better? Or for that matter makes playing look like so much fun? We think not.

Lady you would most like to make your lady: Niki and Gladiator Jen - we love a good tie and who doesn't love these two?

Most agro on the court: Symmes - If you have seen this man play you will know why everyone thought he can be a tad aggressive when you are on the other side of the court.

Person You'd Most Like To Be On Your Flip-Cup Team: Monica - listen they don't call her the one flip wonder for nothing. If this bitch is on your team, you ain't got nothing to worry about.

Makeout Bandit: Gary - listen we have heard he's a good kisser, so why should someone hog all of his affection? He's cute, young, and well if the bottle at the flipcup table is any indication, he's got lots of fans.

Cutest Couple: Carolina and Lori - these two are so cute it makes us feel all tingly inside. Who doesn't love a happy ending?

Favorite team: Eastern Bloc - if you remember anything about this season it's how much team spirit this group had. From the chants, the playdates, and all of the group love, we hope an orgy video surfaces one day.

Dodgeballer You Like To Get Drunk With - Monica: Between this and the flip cup we wonder if she comes to play dodgeball or moreso to go out afterwards. There is no one more fun to have an end of the night drunken coversation with than her, that is if we can remember any of those conversations.

Most Likely to Sleep With After Seeing Them Play - Symmes: Listen he may be agro on the court, but apparently it's exactly what turns you all on. Ok so maybe being beautiful helps, but honestly, have you seen this guy play?? He would make a celibate nun wet her seat if she saw him at the Tony Dapolito Center.

Most Memorable Moment Of The Season: The Masked Ball - granted from what you all can remember of it, it was the shit.

That ladies and gentlemen concludes our winners. So did the public get it right? Did your favorites win, or do you demand a recount? Sound off and let us know what YOU think. xoxo.

End of the Season Treason

Hey Lukus here, and you may remember from the American Apparel team aka Princess Power (miss you guys!!), and I am going to be taking a look back at the shitshow that was the End of the Season Dodgeball party. Memories may be hazy, but I have the lovely Cinderella to help me and you piece together the night. And what a crazy night it was, well let's see where to begin??

Well there were girls! Cinderella had a crush on the one in middle, but don't tell anyone.

And of course there were boys. The middle finger was not appreciated! You ruined a photo of some of the hottest guys in the league! Shame on you, Cinderella will tell her stepmother on you!
And of course who can forget Ms. Effie, aka Kiki, doing her rousing rendition of "And I'm Telling You" from Dreamgirls. This was a season in the making moment, because duh her name is Ms. Effie. Keep on rocking it out!

The board talked and gave out awards. Cinderella and I can't believe these people run our league, cater to our drunken antics, and come back to do it again next season. They must have a glutton for pain! Or have a constant thirst for beer.

Eastern Bloc came and cheered, chanted, and then they sang a song about dodgeball that sounded familiar. They even gave gossipgays a shout-out! Cinderella was mad she was left out of the song.

Aw Carrie 2.0, don't cry over your mirror. You are still pretty. Wait, doesn't a broken mirror mean 7 years of bad sex or something? You may wanna find a way to break that curse, and fast!

So Cinderella and I don't exactly know how all of the dirty dancing started happening, but man people were getting DOWN! Niki is showing Koray who is boss and taking control of that hot turkish ass.

Cinderella was surprised that Michael C knew how to get that low?? Just enough stomach to make all the boys go crazy, your mother taught you well!

Wow this is a Cubbyhole sandwich I want to be in! Between Mezzano, Niki, and Jay I wonder if there's any room for a pickle? Mine of course.

Cinderella likes to call this hot picture of Trevor and I "Having a blonde moment". If this were the 50's we would be dreamboats or something.

So when people weren't dancing their asses off, they were showing a lot of love in the form of kisses. Boys kissing boys, girls kissing girls, boys kissing girls, I mean nothing was off limits. Especially for Koray!

Jacob - we see you too! We totally blame the shots Ciniderella kept doing with these two for this kiss.

This picture is so hot, when it hit the internet it caused a small forest fire in Central Park. Cinderella offered you lucky boys a coin to flip to see who could bottom first.

We told you! Boys kissing girls! What you didn't see was Niki's hand up Cinderella's ball gown. Sneaky devil.

Ok, listen Vanessa, Cinderella and I like Mandy a lot. So it weirds us out to see you kissing someone else, especially someone we don't even know! Who you be mystery man?? Cinderella is steamed and she is ready to take off her one glass slipper and throw it at that mystery man so run for cover.

Wow a 4 way kiss, is this a picture from the next episode of Jersey Shore? Well at least Craig the ref looks like he is having fun! Cinderella approves.


It was a crazy night indeed at Therapy, but it looked like all of you dodgeballers had mucho fun. All of this kissing and dirty dancing really got Cinderella all fired up. You can see how my night ended for myself. Cinderella took full advantage of me, and then her princess friends joined in, and well, I did things that would make even Mickey Mouse blush. xoxo

I Ain't One To Gossip 12-17

Which two vets were all over each other at Monday's festivities? The two were making out hardcore, and then they mysteriously disappeared. Too bad one of them is in a relationship, we thought they were totally hot together. xoxo

The Morning After

So last night's end of the season dodgeball party was as crazy as expected. There were awards, there were shots, and there was lots of love from everyone. We made it out to Cubbyhole for the after after party, but from there it gets a little hazy. We just hope no one's night ended like this. xoxo

3rd Annual GG's

BAD! may be having their end of the season awards party tonight at Therapy at 7pm, but we at gossipgays have our own awards to tend to, The GG's. With the overwhelming response the last couple of seasons, we have decided to have continue the tradition. You know the drill, YOU vote on the winners, and WE post the results. So take a second and comment on your favorites, while we reflect on all of the drunken times we have shared together. xoxo

Best HHB (Hidden Hot Body)?
Spunkiest?
Lady you would most like to make your lady?

Most agro on the court?
Person You'd Most Like To Be On Your Flip-Cup Team?
Dodgeballer You Like To Get Drunk With?
Makeout Bandit?
Cutest Couple?
Favorite team?
Most Likely to Sleep With After Seeing Them Play?
Most Memorable Moment Of The Season?