Mirror Mirror On The Wall...

Who is the fiercest team of them all?

From the way all of the teams were playing last night, we would say all of them. It seems as if there was a little tension in the air as the teams are now past the half way point and the race for first is on. Splash continues to dominate the league, with United Shipping Company is right on their tails!

Unfortunately for View Bar, they didn't even have enough people to play. They had to forfeit both games, and Vinny who did show up was none too pleased.

BTW, we are loving the Logo team shirts. I mean we get it that they were supposed to be orange, but bravo to who ever decided to get all Martha Stewart on their asses and design the shit out of them.

And a special shoutout goes out to Eagle and Logo that had one of the most intense sudden-death over times ever. They didn't just have one, they had two. We got goosebumps until Logo got one of the new members of Eagle out.

Well let's just say the real fun didn't even begin until all those dodgeballers got to View Bar. It was there that they began to "fierce it out" they say, and we don't even know where to start on that trying to recap that, but give us time...

I Ain't One To Gossip... 10-26

Could it be a certain newbie with a very distinctive tattoo opted to stay out of the B.A.D incest pool on Monday night, but instead went home with one of the G Lounge half-naked bartenders? We heard this newbie is a real tiger in the sack...

From Our Hag To Yours: Tip #3

This Week's Edition: How to get a great hag, and how to keep her!

Tip #3) Test her out

Invite her to a party that is primarily gay men, no less than 75%. Then release her into the wild. See how many boys flock to her. See how many men are giving her their number before giving it to you. PLEASE make sure she can handle her liquor. You want someone who is comfortable in these extreme settings, so you know she will cool with the run of the mill Thursday night Beer Blast at Therapy. If she fails, release her back into throngs of gay men and let her find another guy because for every hag there is a gay man who will love her unconditionally flaws and all.

Surviving

We are so happy our friend Charlie is still surviving the African jungle that is Gabon on this season's Survivor. He has watched the show every season, so he knows in order to stay in the game you need to form an alliance with some of the other players and he has wisely joined forces with another fellow hottie, Marcus.

Marcus is a straight doctor from Jacksonville, FL (who unintentionally had a little wardrobe malfunction of his own during the premiere that sent the gays in a tizzy) and we think this is one of the cutest bromances we have seen in a while. We know Charlie was probably getting a little lonely in Africa, we are so happy he has someone like Marcus to keep him company.

We think Charlie actually inspired us to diet. With those 6 pack abs he is sporting maybe we should just stick to cooking our own rice and catching fish in dirty ponds in order to get ready for Fire Island next year? Whatever it is, it's working for him!

Styling and Profiling: Niki K.

We love ourselves some Niki, and she totally rules the real B.A.D. Girls club, so if you are in her with her, you are golden. We also love that she will give you Sarah Palin better than Tina Fey ever thought she could, and you know we love a good maverick.

She is super hump-tastic and not afraid to do it anywhere and everywhere. It's how you know she loves you and can be highly enjoyable.
We have to give her props. She played the first season of B.A.D. and kicked some serious tail. Then she just stuck to reffing the second season which was so bizarre to us. She was a tough but fair ref, so when we found out she was going to play this season, we were quite thrilled. She's one of the pink ladies of G Lounge team.

Did we mention this girl is a master of karaoke? We hear can do "Faith" by George Michael some serious justice. We think the way she is serenading Poppi so sweet we haven't been that touched since we saw "The Notebook".

Lastly, we serious love Niki because she is a super friend. Hell we even hiked it out to Queens to rock the mic once. You know we never like to leave our bourough, but sometimes certain people are worth breaking the rules for.

Makeups and Breakups

It just warms our heart to see people finding love but not everyone was so lucky....
Looks like James the Gym teacher is back on the market. Anyone up for a good old fashioned game of capture the fag?

From Our Hag To Yours: Tip #2

This Week's Edition: How to get a great hag, and how to keep her!

Tip #2) Get group approval

Run said female by your main gays. It won't take but five minutes before they bitch about her behind her back or try to steal her from you.

You want a girl who everybody loves, otherwise, it will get awkward fast if you have to babysit her while out at B Bar.

Outgoing, confident, and not afraid to discuss blow jobs in graphic detail seem to be a prerequisite. This is not a role for shy or timid or the ugly for that matter.

Make sure she attracts cute guys rather than repel them. Remember only ugly people hang out with ugly people. Everyone can be beautiful on the inside, but being beautiful on the outside is what counts.

Prom Queen(s)

While we were totally rooting for our favorite BAD vet, Scott R., last night at Splash for the title of Mr. HX, he lost sadly. Not so sad is who he lost to...Doug Repetti.

Doug is single, a fox, and apparently worthy for the title of Mr. HX. We heart him and love anyone who made it out of Delaware and can live to tell it. Congrats, and we hope you never do anything inappropriate to lose your title. Oh who are we kidding, use and abuse it!!

Doug Repetti
Age: 28

Hometown: Newark, DE

Best Quality: “It’s a tie between my wits and my tits.”
Seen: Saint At Large Man, bartender at Splash & therapy

I Ain't One To Gossip... 10-23

Which veteran and hungarian newbie were caught canoodling at G Lounge on Monday? We know they both have had their fair share of dodgeballers in the past, we guess it was only a matter of time before they found each other and their hands began to wander...

Wet and Wild

So at Bryan and Jeff would not stop talking our ear off about this party at G Lounge. We heard it's the best party in NYC. We heard it stays true to what NYC used to be like...wet, wild, and crazy. Between the boys in speedos (dress code is strict and bathing suits are enforced), the sauna, steam rooms, jacuzzi filled with the boys in speedos, jr. olympic pool (with play list by Sherry Vine), and 5 hour open bar, we don't know anything more perfect for broke and horny people like us to do this Friday.

Below are details:

BANA POOL PARTY
Friday Oct. 24th @ 88 Gold st at Fulton Street.
Party goes from midnight to 5am.

Tickets are $40 online

Joey Arias and Angelique Ali live at 2am... plus 300 hot guys in speedos!

Get tickets here!

From Our Hag to Yours: Tip #1

This Week's Edition: How to get a great hag, and how to keep her!

I'll be chiming in from time to time as your insight into the world of queer living in NYC, as seen through the eyes of your favorite fruit fly. Now, I know all you boys love the company of men...as friends, as lovers, as tricks, but every guy needs a little estrogen in his life (and I don't mean going to see Peppermint at Barracuda). Hopefully by now, you all have established your best girl, your main hag, but if you haven't or are looking to upgrade, here is tip 1:

1) Play the field: Every girl is charmed by a man who showers her with compliments, loves boozy Sunday brunches, and enjoys a 45 minute phone conversation rehashing the subtleties of Top Model. But not all girls are committed to the idea of true gay male best friend. They view it more like an accessory that every single girl in NYC needs. That was probably how I started off with my first gay BFF, but I quickly learned that it takes more than a shared love of Kelly Clarkson and Rock of Love to keep these friendships alive. Make sure the female in question is interested in more than your stunning fashion sense, and you have hit the ground running.

Hardy-On

We were reading HX Magazine this weekend, looking to see ourselves in the back "Seen" section, and saw an interview with the delicious Tom Hardy from Guy Ritchie's new film "RocknRolla". Apparently he plays gay in the film and gets it on with Gerry Butler (so not fair), but we couldn't help but ponder seeing that pretty face somewhere.

Then we realized he is totally a bizarro for one of our favorite newbies this season, Scott! Gosh, we may even think Scott could be cuter if he said things with a British accent like Tom. Nonetheless we are going to check out the film, and keep checking out Scott's ass at dodgeball.

"Guy Ritchie’s Brit thug comedies have always been blatantly homoerotic, but there’s never been an actual homo in the cockney machismo bad boys’ club. That’s about to change with Tom Hardy’s Handsome Bob in RocknRolla..." Click here to see complete article.

G Spotted

While the games winded down, the drinks began to flow at the post-play spot G Lounge. Immediately we saw Brian and Jeff taking it down on the dancefloor while Dominic was grinding the lovely ladies of dodgeball. He was trying to show them the dirty dirty, but it was just plain dirty.We would like to thank Poppi for trying to get us drunk, and then calling us out on it. It's almost as if you set us up!

Hank is back this season and on the Stonewall Riots, after a little "R+R" they say, but we were more shocked to see he had a bizarro who kept grinding on everyone. Perhaps Hank 2.0 is a little bit sluttier than Hank 1.0? Ain't nothing like the real thing.

We also saw Edwin having his fare share of boys coming up to comment on his new pink attire, we thought for sure he wouldn't be going home alone when alas we saw him grab his coat and beeline for the door. Was there an after-after party we weren't aware of? You know you can always trust us to keep the party going. xoxo

Things We Are Loving!

We are totally into Logo's team flair: Orange Socks. 

We don't know if it's because of fall, or the fact that we just watched "It's the Great Pumpkin Charlie Brown" but we think they rock it. 

Which totally reminds us that Halloween is right around the corner and we don't have a costume. you think the Rachel Zoe costume is already sold out? Gotta love a reason to wear those big bug eyed glasses and tell people they look bananas. 

BREAKING NEWS: "Bear" With Us

We got it on good authority that one KnuckleCrack has a thing for 7-days a Week(s). Sources also told us it's moving from steamy to hot ‘n heavy. Admittedly, we were late in breaking the unBEARable story, but now we're on it -- we even caught the undercover lovers flirting on Facebook today. Your secret is out, boys. Now how about a little PDA?
xoxo